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It would be a lot funnier if these people were in an asylum instead of government positions of power.

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Trump called off his threatened strikes on Iran and says negotiations with Iran have been "productive."

Iran says there have been NO negotiations and their conditions haven't changed, i.e. US out of the Gulf and reparations from the US and Israel.

I'll be honest, at this point, I'm inclined to believe Iran over Trump.

Yes, that's how bad it is.

I actually believe Iran over Trump, and as someone who has some considerable experience in the Middle East I take EVERYTHING Iran says with a very large grain of salt.

But that's where we're at.

Trump lies about everything. Just this week he claimed the families of fallen soldiers killed in Trump's war told him to "finish the job," but the families say they never said that. Trump claimed he'd spoken to a former president who told Trump, man, I wish *I* had started a war in Iran, but again not one of the living former presidents who aren't Trump ever said that, never talked to Trump in fact.

You can't trust anything this demented asshole says. Not one word.

I'd put money on two things happening here: 1) Trump chickened out on his threat to bomb Iran's power plants after Iran promised to retaliate in kind against Gulf state critical infrastructure and a certain Saudi prince called Trump and told him to knock it the hell off, and 2) Trump is deliberately pumping the stock market to enrich his backers and a few days from now will go back to bombing Iranian school children.

And I notice those Navy ships full of Marines haven't turned back.
 
Trump called off his threatened strikes on Iran and says negotiations with Iran have been "productive."

Iran says there have been NO negotiations and their conditions haven't changed, i.e. US out of the Gulf and reparations from the US and Israel.

I'll be honest, at this point, I'm inclined to believe Iran over Trump.

Yes, that's how bad it is.

I actually believe Iran over Trump, and as someone who has some considerable experience in the Middle East I take EVERYTHING Iran says with a very large grain of salt.

But that's where we're at.

Trump lies about everything. Just this week he claimed the families of fallen soldiers killed in Trump's war told him to "finish the job," but the families say they never said that. Trump claimed he'd spoken to a former president who told Trump, man, I wish *I* had started a war in Iran, but again not one of the living former presidents who aren't Trump ever said that, never talked to Trump in fact.

You can't trust anything this demented asshole says. Not one word.

I'd put money on two things happening here: 1) Trump chickened out on his threat to bomb Iran's power plants after Iran promised to retaliate in kind against Gulf state critical infrastructure and a certain Saudi prince called Trump and told him to knock it the hell off, and 2) Trump is deliberately pumping the stock market to enrich his backers and a few days from now will go back to bombing Iranian school children.

And I notice those Navy ships full of Marines haven't turned back.
I agree, especially with the Saudi Prince part.
 
All this news about TSA reminds me of my first airline trip after 9-11. In the departure line in San Diego, my traveling partner (a USN Retired-to-Reserve Captain) and I laughed when they made me take off my shoes to smell them. In Nashville on our return trip, I set my carry-ons down to step back to the TSA line to pick up the boarding pass I had left on the X-ray machine exit belt, only to be accosted by a Tennessee National Guardsman with a rifle crossed over his chest. We didn't laugh right then, but we did laugh at the situation once out of his sight. I observed that TSA had to be staffed on short notice by people who had no jobs better than working for TSA -- sort of how ICE has been staffed more recently.
 
I have been told that one sure cause of testosterone drop is masturbating with soap in the shower.

(That was published in the USS Enterprise Plan of the Day by the ship's Medical Officer after we had been at sea for many weeks -- or something like that)
I heard something similar about getting a septum piercing, duct taping your dick to your asshole and posting pronouns.
 
All this news about TSA reminds me of my first airline trip after 9-11. In the departure line in San Diego, my traveling partner (a USN Retired-to-Reserve Captain) and I laughed when they made me take off my shoes to smell them. In Nashville on our return trip, I set my carry-ons down to step back to the TSA line to pick up the boarding pass I had left on the X-ray machine exit belt, only to be accosted by a Tennessee National Guardsman with a rifle crossed over his chest. We didn't laugh right then, but we did laugh at the situation once out of his sight. I observed that TSA had to be staffed on short notice by people who had no jobs better than working for TSA -- sort of how ICE has been staffed more recently.
To smell them?
 
BREAKING: The NY Times just revealed that “drug camp” that Trump and Hegseth blew up in Ecuador was actually just a DAIRY FARM that had nothing to do with drug dealers!

In early March, the Trump administration surprised the world when it announced that it had bombed a drug trafficking base in Ecuador as it lashed out in a violent killing spree all over the world.

Like so many of the innocent fishermen who were murdered by Trump and Pete Hegseth’s boat bombings, the victims at this “drug camp” turned out to be dairy farmers, according to local residents.

The New York Times discovered that the video released by the Trump administration to highlight their murderous prowess actually showed a dairy farm that had been bombed by the Ecuadorean military.

The Times reports that “Ecuadorean soldiers arrived by helicopter on March 3, doused several shelters and sheds with gasoline and ignited them after interrogating workers and beating four of them with the butts of their guns. Three of the workers, who requested anonymity for fear of retaliation by the government, said the soldiers later choked and subjected them to electrical shocks before letting them go.”

“Village residents said Ecuadorean helicopters returned to the farm three days later, on March 6, and appeared to drop explosives on the farm’s smoldering remains. It was at that point, they said, that Ecuadorean soldiers recorded the footage that U.S. and Ecuadorean officials said captured the bombing of a traffickers’ compound.”

Hegseth’s Pentagon provided the Ecuadorean military with the false intelligence that this dairy farm was in fact a drug dealer camp.

The dairy farm’s owner, Miguel, told the Times he bought the 350-acre farm about six years ago for $9,000 and had a herd of 50 cows he used for milk and meat.

“He fought back tears as he explained what was there before: two wooden shelters, an outpost to make cheese, sheds for his equipment. The horse paddock was spared, but the chicken coop was gone,” reports the Times.

“It’s an outrage,” Miguel said, stepping over his dead chickens. “It’s a lie that 50 people trained here. Where are they going to train? Out here in the open? There’s no logic.”

Everywhere the Trump administration goes, needless death and violence follow, and the victims are almost always innocent people.

This poor man’s life was ruined by a fat pedophile and an alcoholic TV host thousands of miles away just so that some skinhead White House intern could make a meme for social media of things blowing up.

When this is all over, Trump and Hegseth need to be held accountable for every one of their crimes, and that list grows longer by the day. Poor Miguel definitely needs to file a lawsuit.
 
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