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MAGA: Worlds dumbest voters.
Here’s the thing about these so-called “freedom fighters,” right. These people are always screaming, “I need my guns to protect myself from a tyrannical government.” Oh yeah? Really? Because the second the government actually breaks the law, ignores court rulings, stomps on civil liberties, suddenly you are out here polishing the boots like it is your second job.
You do not want guns to defend yourself from the government. Stop lying. If you did, you would be furious when the government overreaches. You would be losing your mind when agencies act like they are above the law. Instead, you are cheering. You are clapping like seals at SeaWorld. Why? Because it is not about freedom. It is about fear.
You are terrified. You are weak. You are hiding under the bed from a world that has moved on without you. You are not afraid of tyranny, you are afraid of change. You are afraid of women with opinions, men with emotions, and anyone who dyes their hair a color you cannot pronounce. So you outsource your courage to Big Daddy Trump and a squad of heavily armed dudes with badges.
And here is the best part. You claim to hate big government, but you absolutely love big government when it is wearing tactical gear. You love it when it is armed to the teeth. You love it when it is kicking doors, cracking skulls, and screaming orders. That is your safe space. That is your blankie.
You will chant “Don’t tread on me” while actively begging the government to tread harder, just not on you. Tread on them. Tread on the poor. Tread on protesters. Tread on anyone who looks different. You will watch videos of government agents killing American citizens over traffic stops and defend it like it is your cousin on trial.
“Oh, well, they should’ve complied.” Yeah? Funny how compliance only matters when the boot is not on your neck.
You are not rebels. You are not patriots. You are not freedom lovers. You are bootlickers with cosplay fantasies. You do not want liberty. You want permission. You want authority to hurt the people you do not like while telling yourself you are the good guy.
That is the joke of it all. The loudest people screaming about tyranny are the ones begging for it, as long as it comes wrapped in a flag and tells them they are special.
Here’s the thing about these so-called “freedom fighters,” right. These people are always screaming, “I need my guns to protect myself from a tyrannical government.” Oh yeah? Really? Because the second the government actually breaks the law, ignores court rulings, stomps on civil liberties, suddenly you are out here polishing the boots like it is your second job.
You do not want guns to defend yourself from the government. Stop lying. If you did, you would be furious when the government overreaches. You would be losing your mind when agencies act like they are above the law. Instead, you are cheering. You are clapping like seals at SeaWorld. Why? Because it is not about freedom. It is about fear.
You are terrified. You are weak. You are hiding under the bed from a world that has moved on without you. You are not afraid of tyranny, you are afraid of change. You are afraid of women with opinions, men with emotions, and anyone who dyes their hair a color you cannot pronounce. So you outsource your courage to Big Daddy Trump and a squad of heavily armed dudes with badges.
And here is the best part. You claim to hate big government, but you absolutely love big government when it is wearing tactical gear. You love it when it is armed to the teeth. You love it when it is kicking doors, cracking skulls, and screaming orders. That is your safe space. That is your blankie.
You will chant “Don’t tread on me” while actively begging the government to tread harder, just not on you. Tread on them. Tread on the poor. Tread on protesters. Tread on anyone who looks different. You will watch videos of government agents killing American citizens over traffic stops and defend it like it is your cousin on trial.
“Oh, well, they should’ve complied.” Yeah? Funny how compliance only matters when the boot is not on your neck.
You are not rebels. You are not patriots. You are not freedom lovers. You are bootlickers with cosplay fantasies. You do not want liberty. You want permission. You want authority to hurt the people you do not like while telling yourself you are the good guy.
That is the joke of it all. The loudest people screaming about tyranny are the ones begging for it, as long as it comes wrapped in a flag and tells them they are special.
kickingandscreaming
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BREAKING: OMG. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The “journalist” behind fake Somali daycare conspiracy, Nick Shirely, gets stumped and admits he doesn’t know what “benevolent” means in humiliating interview.
Sitting down with right-wing propagandist Andrew Callaghan, Shirely was asked who he thought the most benevolent billionaires are.
“What do you mean by more benevolent?” asked Shirely.
“Just well-intentioned positive billionaires who you think are creating, you know, net positive societal progress,” replies Callaghan.
Shirely then immediately mispronounces the word as “benevolont” despite having heard it seconds before.
Reminder: this is the “journalist” who JD Vance says deserves a PULITZER PRIZE for his fake conspiracy videos about legitimate Somali immigrant-run daycares in Minnesota.
Social media was savage in its response. “MAGA on a regular basis will pop up genuine double digit IQ dudes like this who should've been destined for manual labor. This is 100x worse than any ‘DEI hire’ made during peak woke” wrote @RightWingCope, an account that tracks right-wing tantrums.
“What's some belelevont deefamation among friends?” joked journalist Jacqueline Sweet.
Jokes aside, we must remember that Renee Good is dead because of this little bastard.
If it weren’t for him and his fake news videos, ICE wouldn’t have been surged into Minneapolis, and the reign of terror currently playing out in the Twin Cities wouldn’t be happening.
This is what passes for “journalism” on the right-wing: baseless conspiracy theories pushed by knuckle-dragging morons eaten up by the most credulous, gullible boors to ever walk the earth. And people die because of it.
Sitting down with right-wing propagandist Andrew Callaghan, Shirely was asked who he thought the most benevolent billionaires are.
“What do you mean by more benevolent?” asked Shirely.
“Just well-intentioned positive billionaires who you think are creating, you know, net positive societal progress,” replies Callaghan.
Shirely then immediately mispronounces the word as “benevolont” despite having heard it seconds before.
Reminder: this is the “journalist” who JD Vance says deserves a PULITZER PRIZE for his fake conspiracy videos about legitimate Somali immigrant-run daycares in Minnesota.
Social media was savage in its response. “MAGA on a regular basis will pop up genuine double digit IQ dudes like this who should've been destined for manual labor. This is 100x worse than any ‘DEI hire’ made during peak woke” wrote @RightWingCope, an account that tracks right-wing tantrums.
“What's some belelevont deefamation among friends?” joked journalist Jacqueline Sweet.
Jokes aside, we must remember that Renee Good is dead because of this little bastard.
If it weren’t for him and his fake news videos, ICE wouldn’t have been surged into Minneapolis, and the reign of terror currently playing out in the Twin Cities wouldn’t be happening.
This is what passes for “journalism” on the right-wing: baseless conspiracy theories pushed by knuckle-dragging morons eaten up by the most credulous, gullible boors to ever walk the earth. And people die because of it.
kickingandscreaming
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Benevolent? We have Supreme Court Justices that don’t know what a woman is! 
kickingandscreaming
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And Good is dead because the cult she follows will gladly sacrifice her, and many other adherents if it comes to it, to keep their power and allow their fraud to continue.Benevolent? We have Supreme Court Justices that don’t know what a woman is!
kickingandscreaming
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How many people impeded these apprehensions? Hint for the slow ones - it’s none.
kickingandscreaming
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Good was misguided and is a worthy candidate for a Darwin Award. When you follow bad leadership, bad things can happen. It’s undeniably sad, but not as sad as the deaths of Laken Riley or Iryna Zarutska.