The recent campaign to turn Melania into a substantive person rather than just treacherous arm candy has been absolutely hilarious, like something out of a Christopher Guest mockumentary. Her real back story is like an extra sleazy Danielle Steel novel, so they instead have to make her into a hard working, determined and creative person who desperately cares about language and intellect, even though she basically has neither.
And she makes no sense. Who can forget the time when--as her beloved hubby was calling various brilliant black people "low IQ"--Melania was urging all of us to stop bullying each other, to make for a more beautiful world? Who can erase the moment when her assistant asked her on January 6 if she wanted to put out a message instructing the rioters to be peaceful and Melania simply replied, "No"? And who can ever dispel all the images of her squinting, squirming (whenever hubby took her hand), and sneering (at her romantic rival, Ivanka), not to mention the "I really don't care, do U?" coat worn when visiting caged children to try and polish hubby's inhuman deportation schemes. I'm sure those kids piled into detention camps were absolutely thrilled to see a former model/escort and friend of Jeffrey Epstein use them for photo props, then fly away on a really big plane.
Cruella de Vil meets Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle, with a hint of Butterfield 9 (She's dyslexic), Melania has helped put a coating of gloss atop a brazen attempt at tyranny, generously adding fashion to fascism. Her lesbian porno spreads are not what we should be making fun of anymore--it's just that they're accompanied by so much hypocrisy and bullshit that she gives whores and dykes a bad name. It's hard to even get mad at someone so trivial--especially when the bar has dropped so low, thanks to Donald--but the woman should be working a nail salon, not the White House. She's never around anyway, so she's not even valid arm candy anymore. And now, let me go back to making a documentary about how many millions of ghetto children I have inspired. Mwah.