I imagine 6th grade P.E. with John Oliver going like this:How much time between this …
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You don’t get to this ^^^^ without a few intermediate irrational delusions.
- "We'll take Jake."
- "Shit... we wanted Jake. Okay, we'll take Kevin."
- "... and we'll take Brian."
- "Um... I think we'll take Sarah."
- Okay... c'mon, John. You're with us."