The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Yes, MAGA, we are all going to celebrate — along with most of the rest of the world — when we read that big, beautiful headline, and we won't feel the least bit bad about it.
You know why?
Because Donald Trump's someone who has:
Mocked POWs.
Sexually assaulted women.
Celebrated the deaths of Rob Reiner and Robert Mueller.
Eroded trust in our democracy all because he can't admit when he loses anything.
Repeatedly tried to rig the upcoming midterms, and we know he'll claim they're "stolen" and "rigged" if they don't go his way.
Ordered the Department of Justice to cover up the Epstein files to protect child predators.
Praised dictators and trashed leaders of democracies.
Banned media outlets for reporting facts about him he doesn't want people to know.
Called those who died for this country "suckers and losers."
Shared an image of himself depicted as Jesus Christ.
Spent years pushing the racist birther conspiracy against our country's first Black president, Barack Obama.
Built the foundation of his "MAGA movement" on racism, bigotry, hate, fear, lies, and conspiracies.
Lied at a rate that makes it nearly impossible for fact-checkers to keep up with him.
Desecrated the dignity of the office of the President of the United States with his unhinged, erratic, immature, repulsive, disgusting behavior.
Done more damage to this country than any outside enemy could ever hope to do.
Made corruption so blatant that his supporters actually defend it by saying that if they were trying to hide something unethical, they wouldn't be doing it all out in the open.
Built an "enemies list" and is clearly ordering the Department of Justice to go after people on it.
Divided this country to a level we've not seen in decades, if ever.
Made calling political opponents childish, asinine names a "normal" part of our politics.
Tried to upend our democracy in 2020 by inciting an attack on our Capitol and, quite literally, trying to bully and pressure people in several key states into overthrowing the results of the election to keep him as president.
Put some of the most incompetent people on the planet in some of the most important roles within our government, all because they're sycophantic loyalists.
Trashed our Constitution, attacked our judicial system, and wants to rule like a dictator.
Turned the United States into an international laughingstock.
Started a war with Iran all because of his petty, never-ending jealousy of Barack Obama and the fact that he wants to undo anything our former president accomplished out of pure spite. We've lost at least 18 American lives, with many others wounded, all because of Trump's weakness, insecurity, and ego.
Spent most of his time in office trying to enrich himself and put his name and face on as many things as he possibly can.
Shared an image of himself in military uniform several times despite being a draft dodger who never served, in a shameful display of false valor and disrespect toward our military.
Threatened to tear down a memorial for another president unless he's allowed to put his name on the building.
Tried to prosecute innocent Americans to justify his lies about "vandalism" being behind the failure of the surface material, just so he doesn't have to admit he was lying and made a mistake hiring the contractor he did to do the job.
Weakened the image of the United States around the world to the point where our allies no longer trust us and our enemies are laughing at us.
Tried to bribe Americans into voting for Republicans by floating the idea of issuing a $5,000 check he knows will never happen.
Always been, and always will be, a selfish, self-absorbed, narcissistic, lowlife piece of sh*t who only cares about himself.
The list goes on and on and on... and on.
I've said it before: my opposition to Donald Trump has little to do with politics. I couldn't stand him long before he became a politician. I detest this president because he's a disgusting human being and one of the worst people on the planet.
Everything about him, inside and out, is ugly.
There's nothing redeemable about him.
That's why I'll happily celebrate when that big, beautiful headline flashes across my screen — along with most of the country and the world.
And in that moment, I'll quote Donald Trump's reaction to when Robert Mueller passed away verbatim...
Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.
You know why?
Because Donald Trump's someone who has:
Mocked POWs.
Sexually assaulted women.
Celebrated the deaths of Rob Reiner and Robert Mueller.
Eroded trust in our democracy all because he can't admit when he loses anything.
Repeatedly tried to rig the upcoming midterms, and we know he'll claim they're "stolen" and "rigged" if they don't go his way.
Ordered the Department of Justice to cover up the Epstein files to protect child predators.
Praised dictators and trashed leaders of democracies.
Banned media outlets for reporting facts about him he doesn't want people to know.
Called those who died for this country "suckers and losers."
Shared an image of himself depicted as Jesus Christ.
Spent years pushing the racist birther conspiracy against our country's first Black president, Barack Obama.
Built the foundation of his "MAGA movement" on racism, bigotry, hate, fear, lies, and conspiracies.
Lied at a rate that makes it nearly impossible for fact-checkers to keep up with him.
Desecrated the dignity of the office of the President of the United States with his unhinged, erratic, immature, repulsive, disgusting behavior.
Done more damage to this country than any outside enemy could ever hope to do.
Made corruption so blatant that his supporters actually defend it by saying that if they were trying to hide something unethical, they wouldn't be doing it all out in the open.
Built an "enemies list" and is clearly ordering the Department of Justice to go after people on it.
Divided this country to a level we've not seen in decades, if ever.
Made calling political opponents childish, asinine names a "normal" part of our politics.
Tried to upend our democracy in 2020 by inciting an attack on our Capitol and, quite literally, trying to bully and pressure people in several key states into overthrowing the results of the election to keep him as president.
Put some of the most incompetent people on the planet in some of the most important roles within our government, all because they're sycophantic loyalists.
Trashed our Constitution, attacked our judicial system, and wants to rule like a dictator.
Turned the United States into an international laughingstock.
Started a war with Iran all because of his petty, never-ending jealousy of Barack Obama and the fact that he wants to undo anything our former president accomplished out of pure spite. We've lost at least 18 American lives, with many others wounded, all because of Trump's weakness, insecurity, and ego.
Spent most of his time in office trying to enrich himself and put his name and face on as many things as he possibly can.
Shared an image of himself in military uniform several times despite being a draft dodger who never served, in a shameful display of false valor and disrespect toward our military.
Threatened to tear down a memorial for another president unless he's allowed to put his name on the building.
Tried to prosecute innocent Americans to justify his lies about "vandalism" being behind the failure of the surface material, just so he doesn't have to admit he was lying and made a mistake hiring the contractor he did to do the job.
Weakened the image of the United States around the world to the point where our allies no longer trust us and our enemies are laughing at us.
Tried to bribe Americans into voting for Republicans by floating the idea of issuing a $5,000 check he knows will never happen.
Always been, and always will be, a selfish, self-absorbed, narcissistic, lowlife piece of sh*t who only cares about himself.
The list goes on and on and on... and on.
I've said it before: my opposition to Donald Trump has little to do with politics. I couldn't stand him long before he became a politician. I detest this president because he's a disgusting human being and one of the worst people on the planet.
Everything about him, inside and out, is ugly.
There's nothing redeemable about him.
That's why I'll happily celebrate when that big, beautiful headline flashes across my screen — along with most of the country and the world.
And in that moment, I'll quote Donald Trump's reaction to when Robert Mueller passed away verbatim...
Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.