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The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Like I told everyone on here 4 years ago. Its not a right vs left or Dem vs Repub. We got the Uniparty who have been bought, bribed and blackmaiped by Marxist. Trump just spoke and he looks like a King in charge. Liz is a joke and so are youl loser.
fourteenknots
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ALERT - MISSING PERSON
0934SDPD/POWAY 2023/6/11:34PST
ALL POINTED BULLETIN
White Male Age92(APPRX)
Tattoos of various naked hula dancers missing from elder care facility. Nurses describe him as “fresh” and “a handful”
Well I hope you’re satisfied. This is the police alert I received this morning. Espola’s gone. I guess your threats weren’t so empty!
You are a sicko. Little disgusting man that never developed. I now have you on ignore loser. I will only engage the Serpent scum bag and Surf Futbol father who paid big money to be on the A Team. The Three Little Pigs of soccer. Goodbye Snob the Knot Snot. I have no time for you today. Enjoy your ride to hell you lunatic lying loser. God wins!
fourteenknots
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THIS JUST IN!!!!
An elderly man, naked, gagged and bound, seen tossed into a white panel van. Assailant described as an “escaped mental patient.” All disheveled and mumbling about pizza and youth soccer. Accomplice driver described as “Mel Gibson-esque”
An elderly man, naked, gagged and bound, seen tossed into a white panel van. Assailant described as an “escaped mental patient.” All disheveled and mumbling about pizza and youth soccer. Accomplice driver described as “Mel Gibson-esque”
fourteenknots
BRONZE
UPDATE!!!
Second southland man now also missing. Reports describe the man as a major player in youth soccer. Devilishly handsome. Very wealthy. Snatched off the 17th green of swank restricted (lib dem only) coastal country club by what only can be decribed as an “escaped mental patient.” Van had markings indicating “State Mental Prison” on side. Country Club is LGBTQ+ friendly, and blackballs any MAGA types.
Second southland man now also missing. Reports describe the man as a major player in youth soccer. Devilishly handsome. Very wealthy. Snatched off the 17th green of swank restricted (lib dem only) coastal country club by what only can be decribed as an “escaped mental patient.” Van had markings indicating “State Mental Prison” on side. Country Club is LGBTQ+ friendly, and blackballs any MAGA types.
Fox News announcer, speaking over t's claims of election fraud at his rally today --
"Ah really quickly here, I just want to interrupt as you did hear the former president speaking about what he calls election fraud there that Trump and others have filed and lost dozens of lawsuits contesting the election processes, vote counting, and the vote certification process in states like Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. Nearly all of the lawsuits were dismissed or dropped with judges citing an apparent lack of evidence."
Evidence that they learned an expensive lesson?
"Ah really quickly here, I just want to interrupt as you did hear the former president speaking about what he calls election fraud there that Trump and others have filed and lost dozens of lawsuits contesting the election processes, vote counting, and the vote certification process in states like Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. Nearly all of the lawsuits were dismissed or dropped with judges citing an apparent lack of evidence."
Evidence that they learned an expensive lesson?
fourteenknots
BRONZE
BREAKING
Third area man now missing. Adonis appearance. Physique “marbled by the hand of God” say witnesses. Stunning Blonde Arm Candy at his side says a “deranged mental patient” grabbed “my well-hung Sugar” and hustled him into white panel van. ID of victim could be any number of “The Kitchen” liberal posters per confirming sources. Welfare visit to Mel Gibson home confirms he is the accomplice with the “deranged mental patient.”
Third area man now missing. Adonis appearance. Physique “marbled by the hand of God” say witnesses. Stunning Blonde Arm Candy at his side says a “deranged mental patient” grabbed “my well-hung Sugar” and hustled him into white panel van. ID of victim could be any number of “The Kitchen” liberal posters per confirming sources. Welfare visit to Mel Gibson home confirms he is the accomplice with the “deranged mental patient.”
The Three Little Dirty Pigs play in the sewer. These men are disgusting and hate women and use little girls to make money. I can't wait until the gr8t reveal exposes these cheaters. They paid "Top Dollar" so their kids can be on the A Team and make The List. I call them total loser Blowhards. They dress up like women to play dress up and put lipstick on their lips like the pigs they are. Oh, and they do hot tubs together. Sickos. Lying losing lunatics!!
Reporter: How do you keep the Joy?
"Joy from the Lord"
"Eyes on Christ"
"WE have eternity of Joy with our Father in Heaven"
fourteenknots
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DEVELOPING
Three missing men found in hot tub. Police have detained Mel Gibson and a “deranged mental patient”. The hot tub was actually a giant industrial boiler for metalworks manufacturing. The deranged mental patient was apparently preparing to cook and eat the men. At least that’s what sources are saying. Disturbing, yes. Mel Gibson released. Very wealthy.
Three missing men found in hot tub. Police have detained Mel Gibson and a “deranged mental patient”. The hot tub was actually a giant industrial boiler for metalworks manufacturing. The deranged mental patient was apparently preparing to cook and eat the men. At least that’s what sources are saying. Disturbing, yes. Mel Gibson released. Very wealthy.
Trump was had an epic speech today in Georgia. I did not hear a man scared of the Jackass "Jackoff" Smith. In fact, Smith looked horrible yesterday in his presser. No questions either. More to come. God wins and Espola loses. He chose the darkness and lived a very dark and naughty life.
fourteenknots
BRONZE
THIS JUST IN !!!!!!
Police photo released under FOIA of a deranged mental patient resting in a posh, well-appointed presidential suite bathroom. Yes, it’s real.
Police photo released under FOIA of a deranged mental patient resting in a posh, well-appointed presidential suite bathroom. Yes, it’s real.
