JANUARY 18, 2019
Everything Is Racist: A Handy List
By
Geoffrey P. Hunt
Anything, and everybody white is racist nowadays. Who knew that the 1953 Chevy Corvette that came only in Polo White, with white wall tires, was the ultimate in racist symbolism? We are covered in the white down of racism, everyday.
Postcard created by Art Fitzpatrick in 1953
Here’s more:
White Castle hamburgers, White hospital coats
White highway lines, White potatoes
White clouds, White shirts
White nurses uniforms, White-out typing correction fluid
White US Navy uniforms, White baseboard trim
White-out blizzards, White bridal gowns
White mayonnaise, Vatican papal election white smoke
Teeth whitening,, White boards in conference rooms
White navy beans, Soft-white light bulbs
White lightning, White frosting
White typewriter paper, White t- shirts
White snow, White belts and shoes
White toilet paper, White milk
White vanilla ice cream, White fettuccine alfredo
White pillow cases, White hair
White canvas sails, White Motor trucks
White dinner napkins, White picket fences
White doves, White seagulls
White apple blossoms, White rice
White whipped cream, White sandwich bread
White fluff, White eggs
White sneakers, White handkerchiefs
White gauze, White toothpaste
White cotton, White moonlight
White candles, White birches