The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Hüsker Dü said:
Lowest amount of border crossings in decades and Trump calls it a crisis . . . a political crisis maybe, but not an immigration crisis. He will attempt to spend millions of tax payer dollars to impress his new found friends.
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Daffy, Daffy, Daffy.......

Washington (CNN)The number of migrants trying to illegally cross into the US at the Mexico border spiked dramatically in March, according to numbers released Wednesday as President Donald Trump announced he was sending National Guard troops to the southern border.

The number of people either caught trying to cross the southern border or rejected for admission increased 37% from February into March, a sudden rise in figures that had been holding relatively steady. The increase was driven especially by a jump in the number of people apprehended trying to cross illegally. The number of families and unaccompanied children trying to come into the US increased at a higher rate than the general population.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/04/politics/border-crossings-spike-trump-effect/index.html

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Illegal immigration across the U.S.-Mexico border surged 200 percent in March compared with the same month last year, The Washington Times reported Wednesday.

Citing Homeland Security data, The Washington Times reported that Border Patrol and officers at the ports of entry nabbed 50,308 people in March — up from less than 37,000 in February, and three times the 16,588 people apprehended in March 2017.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
God rest her soul . . . but for you, you are clinging to a false narrative, once again, like always.

. . . and yes, the lowest number of illegal border crossings in decades. So yes, it's just a political ploy to shore up the base by getting the likes of you excited and scared.
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How many illegals caught trying to get in would be make it a crisis?
 
Hüsker Dü said:
God rest her soul . . . but for you, you are clinging to a false narrative, once again, like always.

. . . and yes, the lowest number of illegal border crossings in decades. So yes, it's just a political ploy to shore up the base by getting the likes of you excited and scared.
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You ignorant wanker...if you didn't have me on ignore ya pussy, you would see you're wrong...again.
"Citing Homeland Security data, The Washington Times reported that Border Patrol and officers at the ports of entry nabbed 50,308 people in March — up from less than 37,000 in February, and three times the 16,588 people apprehended in March 2017."
 
Don't look now Racist Stern-Jo, I think the GOP congress passed another omnibus after trading hours! How many spending bills can they pass in one Q?

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t's moronic speech about taxes (wait - forget that boring stuff - immigrant rapists) is another nail in his term's 25th amendment coffin.
 
Bruddah IZ said:
Enough to get QE4 rolling so we can get to QE7 where your 60% of portfolio cash holdings amount to.......
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Oh look, it's the island trade genius here to explain that Jerry Powell's lunch of ham and eggs and not the White House press release is responsible for the dow futures dropping.

Thank you for explaining it to me Bruddah, naive me would have suspected it was WH threat of tariffs, not last months spending bill. So glad you set me straight!
 
espola said:
t's order calling up National Guard troops to patrol the border would have been anathema to old-line right-wingers, since it treads on the toes of posse comitatus prohibitions enacted in various parts of the US code, including principally the Act as passed by the 45th Congress (which effectively ended the practice of US troops enforcing Federal law in the formerly rebellious states) --

From and after the passage of this act it shall not be lawful to employ any part of the Army of the United States, as a posse comitatus, or otherwise, for the purpose of executing the laws, except in such cases and under such circumstances as such employment of said force may be expressly authorized by the Constitution or by act of Congress; and no money appropriated by this act shall be used to pay any of the expenses incurred in the employment of any troops in violation of this section and any person willfully violating the provisions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and on conviction thereof shall be punished by fine not exceeding ten thousand dollars or imprisonment not exceeding two years or by both such fine and imprisonment
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As if we needed another ground for impeachment.

In addition to that, any NG troops called up are going to have to give up their civilian lives for a while, which in almost all cases will mean loss of their pay and benefits, disrupting not only their personal lives but also their families and communities. That probably won't help his poll numbers.
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Liar
 
Bruddah IZ said:
Enough to get QE4 rolling so we can get to QE7 where your 60% of portfolio cash holdings amount to.......
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WOW!!! Look at this crazy coincidence! OMG!!! This press release came out just minutes before Dow Futures went down 400 points. The old, economicallyish irrational me would have thought "gee, they're related..." but now that I have studed at the stinky-fungus feet of the economiciallish geniousiness of Iz and his alter boi Stern-jo I know this is a complete conincidence and really it's all about TARP! That's so amazing! I'm so lucky I found this site! I might even sign up for Trump U's online real estate courses.

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Friesland said:
WOW!!! Look at this crazy coincidence! OMG!!! This press release came out just minutes before Dow Futures went down 400 points. The old, economicallyish irrational me would have thought "gee, they're related..." but now that I have studed at the stinky-fungus feet of the economiciallish geniousiness of Iz and his alter boi Stern-jo I know this is a complete conincidence and really it's all about TARP! That's so amazing! I'm so lucky I found this site! I might even sign up for Trump U's online real estate courses.

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Really funny. It takes a good sense of humor to laugh at that sort of thinking, instead of cringing that there are in fact a bunch of know-nothings who just don’t like what they’ve been told all these years about stuff like science and the economy. On all sides, on all sides...
 
Friesland said:
Did you? Like you knew one-day market moves the day after tariffs were announced were the result of a spending bill... You are, of course, a genious.

The rest of us, of course, knew you would never admit to your stupid position and that Sterno-Jo would continue to lick your fungus-infested flip-flops with his vomit-laced spittle. But knowing that doesn't really get us anything, except more disgusting mental imagery. So it's not really a win-win.
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What's a genious?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious
It is often the case that idiots describe others as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
 
Friesland said:
Oh look, it's the island trade genius here to explain that Jerry Powell's lunch of ham and eggs and not the White House press release is responsible for the dow futures dropping.

Thank you for explaining it to me Bruddah, naive me would have suspected it was WH threat of tariffs, not last months spending bill. So glad you set me straight!
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You're welcome
 
Bruddah IZ said:
What's a genious?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious
It is often the case that idiots describe others as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
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It must be 'cuz I spelt genious like that that this happened... Or mebbe I spelt it like that cuz your economicallish analysis is assinine... (see what I did there?!) You are really going to ride your insane position all the way. Wow. Ok. I can post this stuff all year. It's vaguely amusing...
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