The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

espola said:
The body differences between golfers and basketball players are obvious.

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Being from Kenya Obama isn’t used to eating that often.
 
messy said:
No assets and no liabilities. That’s balanced...
They’re better when you end up with a positive number after you subtract the liabilities from the assets. Have you done that? It’s simple arithmetic. What is your difference?
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Hint: it’s a balance sheet. LMAO!!!!!!!! Find your CLTV yet?
 
messy said:
No assets and no liabilities. That’s balanced...
They’re better when you end up with a positive number after you subtract the liabilities from the assets. Have you done that? It’s simple arithmetic. What is your difference?
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Just when I think you’ve served up your best poser post you cone up with this doozy. Even though the name of the sheet should be your first clue. Fries U!! What a freakin’ deal.
 
Bruddah IZ said:
Just when I think you’ve served up your best poser post you cone up with this doozy. Even though the name of the sheet should be your first clue. Fries U!! What a freakin’ deal.
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Below is the definition of a balance sheet such as you and I would fill out.
When you fill yours out, and do that simple arithmetic by subtracting the “liabilities” (eg car payments, mortgage, credit card debt, etc) from the “assets” (eg cash, stocks, real estate, etc), what is the total number, Iz? I know that’s a tough question for you, so let me k is where you get stuck.

A personal balance sheet lists current assets such as cash in checking accounts and savings accounts, long-term assets such as common stock and real estate, current liabilities such as loan debt and mortgagedebt due, or overdue, long-term liabilities such as mortgage and other loan debt. Securities and real estate values are listed at market value rather than at historical cost or cost basis. Personal net worth is the difference between an individual's total assets and total liabilities.[9]
 
Friesland said:
Funny, I can't find my computer on Amex's balance sheet either...

Keep reading those airport books, Huli Huli Boi, you'll figure it out one of these days...
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Bruddah IZ said:
Anybody who takes out a 30 year loan on a computer has to be related to messy. FU! What a deal.
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messy said:
You should familiarize yourself with the concept of a "balance sheet."
I wonder what yours would look like...LOL!!!
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Bruddah IZ said:
Balanced. Lol!!
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messy said:
No assets and no liabilities. That’s balanced...
They’re better when you end up with a positive number after you subtract the liabilities from the assets. Have you done that? It’s simple arithmetic. What is your difference?
Click to expand...
Bruddah IZ said:
Hint: it’s a balance sheet. LMAO!!!!!!!! Find your CLTV yet?
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Bruddah IZ said:
Just when I think you’ve served up your best poser post you cone up with this doozy. Even though the name of the sheet should be your first clue. Fries U!! What a freakin’ deal.
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messy said:
Below is the definition of a balance sheet such as you and I would fill out.
When you fill yours out, and do that simple arithmetic by subtracting the “liabilities” (eg car payments, mortgage, credit card debt, etc) from the “assets” (eg cash, stocks, real estate, etc), what is the total number, Iz? I know that’s a tough question for you, so let me k is where you get stuck.

A personal balance sheet lists current assets such as cash in checking accounts and savings accounts, long-term assets such as common stock and real estate, current liabilities such as loan debt and mortgagedebt due, or overdue, long-term liabilities such as mortgage and other loan debt. Securities and real estate values are listed at market value rather than at historical cost or cost basis. Personal net worth is the difference between an individual's total assets and total liabilities.[9]
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Are you admitting that your domicile is a liability? LMAO! Mister collateralized debt is an asset. Q.E.D. I knew you were hunting for something you didn’t understand. Fries U! What a deal!
 
messy said:
Below is the definition of a balance sheet such as you and I would fill out.
When you fill yours out, and do that simple arithmetic by subtracting the “liabilities” (eg car payments, mortgage, credit card debt, etc) from the “assets” (eg cash, stocks, real estate, etc), what is the total number, Iz? I know that’s a tough question for you, so let me k is where you get stuck.

A personal balance sheet lists current assets such as cash in checking accounts and savings accounts, long-term assets such as common stock and real estate, current liabilities such as loan debt and mortgagedebt due, or overdue, long-term liabilities such as mortgage and other loan debt. Securities and real estate values are listed at market value rather than at historical cost or cost basis. Personal net worth is the difference between an individual's total assets and total liabilities.[9]
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You should have stuck to the definition of a balance sheet that you found and left it at that. That way you wouldn’t look like such a dumb ass when you started off by telling us what a cash flow statement is while posting the definition of a balance sheet to back up your description of a cash flow statement. Fries U!! What a deal!!
 
Bruddah IZ said:
You should have stuck to the definition of a balance sheet that you found and left it at that. That way you wouldn’t look like such a dumb ass when you started off by telling us what a cash flow statement is while posting the definition of a balance sheet to back up your description of a cash flow statement. Fries U!! What a deal!!
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You didn’t understand the definition of balance sheet that I posted?
You can’t do the simple arithmetic that it describes and come up with a number?
What’s the problem there, son? No can do?
Is it the math that’s the problem for you?
Hint: House=asset, amount owed on house=liability. Stock=asset (do you have stock...I’ve heard some of you nutjobs, like Ricky, say you don’t “believe” in stocks?), credit card debt = liability.
Having a problem filling out a balance sheet?
It’s real simple, Iz. Never done it?
 
Bruddah IZ said:
Are you admitting that your domicile is a liability? LMAO! Mister collateralized debt is an asset. Q.E.D. I knew you were hunting for something you didn’t understand. Fries U! What a deal!
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Debt on domicile is liability, market value of domicile is asset. You still don’t understand, huh? Put down the airport books and take a learning annex class!
 
messy said:
You didn’t understand the definition of balance sheet that I posted?
You can’t do the simple arithmetic that it describes and come up with a number?
What’s the problem there, son? No can do?
Is it the math that’s the problem for you?
Hint: House=asset, amount owed on house=liability. Stock=asset (do you have stock...I’ve heard some of you nutjobs, like Ricky, say you don’t “believe” in stocks?), credit card debt = liability.
Having a problem filling out a balance sheet?
It’s real simple, Iz. Never done it?
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Lol! Poser.
 
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