The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Nonononono
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"The whole world is laughing at the United States" -- President Trump, 6/21/18
His prediction came true this morning. Or at least the whole world laughed at Donald Trump this morning.
His prediction came true this morning. Or at least the whole world laughed at Donald Trump this morning.
"People will be laughing at you for the rest of your life."
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Nonononono
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The UN General Assembly this morning was comprised of world leaders or their UN representatives from hundreds of nation state members.
Your hero with the five foot long red tie will certainly be stewing over his embarrassment before the world stage. You haven’t read the Woodward book yet, or you’d know how often and how easily your hero stews when embarrassed. God help the speechwriter who used the mini Nuremberg rally speech as the opener that your hero did not even remotely rely on teleprompters to deliver.
You may accidentally display that which reveals you,
but it's not you.
It's them.
Good boy.
I have noticed that you haven't said anything laugh-at-able for several days now. Too many t embarrassments lately?
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
That's what I'm talking about right there. You're just posting nonsense as if your "post something now" clock ticked over but you don't want to post any more of your usual obnoxious bullshit - you know - the stuff that will give people reasons to laugh at you for the rest of your life.
Nonononono
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Well, it's certainly better that way than if they had let him sing it.
Well, I have for others.
The song is absolutely beautiful, and it says more today than when the iconic Bacharach layed it down.
I've posted it with the incomparable Dionne Warwick at least three times.
Nonononono
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You didn’t watch the whole thing. You watched just up until Shatner starts his heavy smoking and heavier over-acting.
That’s exactly when I stopped watching too. But I fast forwarded to see they have a duel screen of him. One, still over acting and just talking the lyrics. But the other Shatner sings. At least as much as I could stand to watch it.
LOVE the Shatner version.
Matter of fact, its going on my song list today.
Karen Black is one of, if not, the hottest crossed eyed women to ever make it in Hollywood.
Agreed?
Go Bear go!
See Bear go to the courthouse.
See Bear sniffly-sad.
See Bear tell Racist Sheriff "Racist Sheriff, man is mean to me on internet! Help me Racist sheriff. Man is so mean! And he's mean to my friend Paulie Treasonnuts! Please stop the mean, mean man from hurting me on the internets!!"
The Sheriff looks at Bear. He takes a big sip of his sterno. The Sheriff is VERY thirsty! That's why his teeth are black. All four of them!
"Yes Bear Yes! I will give you this paper. It's a restraining order! Can you say 'restraining order?' I knew that you could! It will keep you safe from words on the internets! Now Go Bear Go! You're in the big purple bunny's chair." Sluuuuuuuurp! "Mm." The Sheriff laughs. "Good thing I don't smoke!"
Bear goes. Go Bear Go! Go safely into that dark internet. Good Bear. Goodnight Bear. Goodnight moon. Goodnight racist sterno drinking Sheriff. Good night Paulie PleadedoutandnowI'mcooperatingnuts.
Good night moon.
Love,
Friesland
My hero wasn't at the UN dick wad...now run along...
Way to lead by example Magoo...
*GOBEARGO*
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Please tell me you don't own a gun and live near schools. Seek help! ... God be with you.