The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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So Jared and Ivanka are out? That's a good first step...
Bruddah IZ
DA
Atta boy.
Noted baseball writer George Will on Bolton --
“He will be the first national security adviser who, upon taking up residence down the hall from the Oval Office, will be suggesting that the United States should seriously consider embarking on war crimes. The first two charges against the major Nazi war criminals in the 1945-1946 Nuremberg trials concerned waging aggressive war. Emboldened by the success, as he still sees it, of America’s Iraq adventure that began 15 years ago this month, Bolton, for whom a trade war with many friends and foes is insufficiently stimulating, favors real wars against North Korea and Iran. Both have odious regimes, but neither can credibly be said to be threatening an imminent attack against the United States. Nevertheless, Bolton thinks bombing both might make the world safer.”
Sheriff Joe
DA
Noted dumb fuck on George Will.
Sheriff Joe
DA
Where have you been?
I have been looking for you.
Cooper's look inside the brain of Stormy yielded about the same as Geraldo's look inside Al Capone's vault. Stormy should keep her $130K, shut up and go away or even give some or all of the money back. She now realized that she can make more money and wants out of her agreement. As usual Trump was pretty sloppy in handling the details of the matter. At the end of the day it's 2 scumbags and their scumbag lawyers squabbling over money unfortunately one of the scumbags is our President.
Being very interested in something, thinking hard or a brain overload can cause pupils to dilate. That likely was the case. She wasn't high on anything. But thanks for the continuous reminder of the stupidity that formulates your understanding of events.
Sheriff Joe
DA
So can meth.
Nonononono
PREMIER
Fellas! Trump expels a dozen Russian diplomats today. That should end all controversies allegedly impacting the president and the White House. Phew!
I was waiting for all this fake news to finally blow over.
I was waiting for all this fake news to finally blow over.
Nonononono
PREMIER
It’s not a brief scummy sex session that is the point here. Nor the legal issues of the hush agreement. It’s the incredibly humiliating information she retexted, forwarded, retweeted, etc. to her pals years before she was silenced that will emerge in all due course that she had no control or legal obligation in the NDA to retrieve and destroy or send to Dennison’s lawyer.
For Melania, her “just boy talk” defense re Access Hollywood won’t be “talk” anymore.
Apparently it all depends on what 'is' is.......
I think there's only one thing left for Trump to do and that is to offer Stormy a Cabinet position. If, as Trump said Stormy reminds him of Ivanka then Stormy is a natural fit for this White House.
Hüsker Dü
DA
She comes off as having more integrity in the scum-off.
Hüsker Dü
DA
I like how the ex-Playboy girl said how charming Trump was . . . yeah, charmed her pants off.
Nonononono
PREMIER
Her credibility is irrelevant at this point. The actual NDA and its rider have already been made public. The extra-marital affair by drumpft with her is an undisputed fact. Her lawyer has laid several legal landmines for his idiotic band of shysters to step on, and they have already stepped on several, with more to follow in the weeks ahead. Removal of her state case to federal court is one landmine that blowed up real good. Great move if the strategy is a federal trial jury panel. Horrible move if your client is the president, and you want to advocate that he is immune to being hauled into court during his presidency for legal proceedings, with that pesky unanimous "Clinton v Jones" case, and being ordered into a deposition.
Bruddah IZ
DA
You TMZers crack me up.
Sheriff Joe
DA
Even you could get laid with 10 billion in your purse.