The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

T speaking to California Republicans today --

"... all the currently dry canals will be brimming and used to irrigate everything including your own homes and bathrooms (laughs) and everything you're going to be happy and I'm gonna get it done fast they say that there's so much water up north that I wanna have the overflow areas go into your forests and dampen your forests because if you dampen your forests you're not gonna have these forest, forest fires that are burning at levels nobody's ever seen before (cheering) you have very poor land management and remember when I said that a couple of years ago as president [...] we're sending billions of dollars to California for forest fires their forests are burning down and I was with a gentleman, a very top person in Austria, he said Sir we have more flammable trees than you do on your coasts we don't have forest fires we have LAND MAN AGE MENT they take care of the land they pick up the dead trees you know a tree doesn't burn very easily unless it's dead then it gets dry and it burns, the leaves on the ground they're five feet thick over here, they clean the floor and everybody said oh how ridiculous management of a forest they all said, like, what the hell, but they don't have forest fires in properly run locations what we have is horrible and we can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north, wouldn't that nice if you had dampened floors you wouldn't have forest fires so (cheering and clapping) we'll work on that too ... but I couldn't convince this guy Gavin to do it because he's an environmental maniac only for political reasons you know, he's no dummy he knows it's wrong"
No, really? What did he actually say?

Nice try though. Trump speaks with eloquence, not that ridiculous incoherent crap you made up there.
 
T speaking to California Republicans today --

"... all the currently dry canals will be brimming and used to irrigate everything including your own homes and bathrooms (laughs) and everything you're going to be happy and I'm gonna get it done fast they say that there's so much water up north that I wanna have the overflow areas go into your forests and dampen your forests because if you dampen your forests you're not gonna have these forest, forest fires that are burning at levels nobody's ever seen before (cheering) you have very poor land management and remember when I said that a couple of years ago as president [...] we're sending billions of dollars to California for forest fires their forests are burning down and I was with a gentleman, a very top person in Austria, he said Sir we have more flammable trees than you do on your coasts we don't have forest fires we have LAND MAN AGE MENT they take care of the land they pick up the dead trees you know a tree doesn't burn very easily unless it's dead then it gets dry and it burns, the leaves on the ground they're five feet thick over here, they clean the floor and everybody said oh how ridiculous management of a forest they all said, like, what the hell, but they don't have forest fires in properly run locations what we have is horrible and we can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north, wouldn't that nice if you had dampened floors you wouldn't have forest fires so (cheering and clapping) we'll work on that too ... but I couldn't convince this guy Gavin to do it because he's an environmental maniac only for political reasons you know, he's no dummy he knows it's wrong"
He also said the folks who stole the White House and stole all the goods and services from Mom & Pop store owners have to bring back what they stole. You and your party cheats, steals and then lies about it when caught red handed. T also said in the future expect to get shot when you walk out stealing from others. Yup, Expola and Husker and your stupid friends support stealing and then not "paying" the price for said crimes. Allowing stealing at will, allows others like you to steal life away from others. You also steal the life of innocent babies, you killer. Anyway, good morning you little thief!!!
 
TRUMP GOES AFTER RAMPANT THEFT AND RISING CRIME: ‘THERE MUST BE RETRIBUTION OF THEFT AND DESTRUCTION AND THE RUINATION OF OUR COUNTRY’- DJT

I agree 100% Mr. President. This was the Crime of the Century. These cheaters ripped off Mom and Pop small biz big time. The same criminals allowed kids to rob Target and other big box stores with no penalty. No cash bail allows the perps to kill at will. We were all born in a rigged system. Plus, we had lunatics, evil monsters, Witches, Warlocks, Demons and some of the biggest assholes that cheat to make a buck running our way of life. We all saw these losers at work back stab to get to the top or cheat to win and make it to the top of the mountain. These are bad people. They saw the evil but took the money anyway. Not the type of folks you want in a Foxhole. They knew Crush was being ripped off and wrongfully stolen from and blocked from buying and selling, but they all turn their heads because they obeyed the cheaters with the loot instead and took the jabs on top of that. Now Crush is dirt poor again but seeing a light at a very far fucking tunnel. I will find the end someday but it sure has been tough you guys. Just wait until you lose all you worked hard for. It's coming soon, trust me. That's when this game of survival gets interesting. Amazing test on the marriage as well, where 70% end in divorce anyway. If you're lucky to stay together, the odds of having a sexless marriage goes up to 90% of the lucky marriages that stay together. Oh joy, stay together because it's the "right thing" to do or you got nowhere to go, so you stay in the sexless marriage. We need a big change on how we do life. I am very lucky that I married a Saint and an Angel. God knew I needed the extra cushion of love because I have abandonment issues because I was left on a porch in the foster care system in 66'. What a test of survival this has been for me personally. I came to earth with no bloodline, just left at doorstep. If I die of a heart attack you guys, let it be known to all that I did life to the full and I won too. Yup. I stayed through the thick of some insane shit thrown at me. Yes, I felt like quitting and just go live in a cave by myself and die alone. God had other plans and so did my wife's dreams. Anyway, on October 8th, I will go missing for a month or two. That means are you cockroaches can come back and debate while crush is trying to figure out his next meal. I won't be here, take that to the bank. I will come back as either Ellejustus, Soccerhelper, New Wave Dave, Crush or just never come back. I haven't decided. One more week and then I will disappear again.
 
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My left libtard pals are losing their shit this morning. I spoke to one and he's having major TDS:p:p:p Poor fella, he hates Trump so much. I told him Trump will become Speaker and he about lost his mind on me. This guy is fully jabbed, has all boosters, is signing up for the next one and has a custom mask he proudly wears when he feels the call to do so.

"Whatever I can do to help Make America Great Again." DJT

https://rumble.com/v3mxtx4-trump-ad...speaker-of-the-house.html?mref=ah9c7&mc=cfcoh
 
Trump Reveals Terms for Accepting Speaker of the House Role
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Gather around @espola & @Hüsker Dü. @dad4, you can listen as well. Look fellas, I know TDS very well. I'm surrounded by people like you. TDS is serious. Call 1(800) TDS-HELP. If Jim Jordan is not made Speaker, Trump will take the gavel. Speak Trump has a nice ring to it.

"I have been asked to speak as a unifier because I have so many friends in Congress," Trump told the outlet. "If they don't get the vote, they have asked me if I would consider taking the speakership until they get somebody longer term, because I am running for president."

"They have asked me if I would take it for a short period of time (Let the TDS begin...lol) for the party, until they come to a conclusion—I'm not doing it because I want to—I will do it if necessary, should they not be able to make their decision," Trump added.
 
"Trust me Darlin..." If you only knew what stopped us from going on our mission to help those in need, you would be blown away Espola. We can't leave to where we were going because of a Nations protest of a rigged election, sound familiar? Where I'm going, I have no or little internet Espoal so I wasn't lying. I know I made some promises on the forum about leaving, but we both know that promises are made to be broken. For example, I signed up for free soccer with a top club and everyone wanted me to honor my one year commitment to stay with the Family & God Father. Well, the liars that signed my kid lied about EVERYTHING. So, I broke my promise of staying for one year, just like I do here. Good catch by the way. Lastly, rules are always made to be broken. You should ask yourself how many times you broke your promises and how many rules have you broken? Have you ever told a lie, liar?
 
The chicken farmer across the road has taken down his Trump 2024 flag and put up a mix of Halloween and Christmas displays.
That's it? Listen up buddy, the faster you and Husker Du eat crow, the faster we can all get our lives back. You were wrong about everything; don't you get that? Wrong about Trump. Wrong about the Jabs. Wrong about Jan 6th. Wrong about Joe. Wrong about Hunter and the evil on his laptop from hell. Wrong, wrong and wrong. Forget being a liar, your just flat-out wrong all the time dude. We all know and that's why you look like a fool today, because you're as prideful as most men can be. The biggest problem with "man," they don't say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me." Your pride will be your downfall. You will have to come back in another body to work on it. Maybe you will be born in Africa next time around and then you can work on being humble.
 
That's it? Listen up buddy, the faster you and Husker Du eat crow, the faster we can all get our lives back. You were wrong about everything; don't you get that? Wrong about Trump. Wrong about the Jabs. Wrong about Jan 6th. Wrong about Joe. Wrong about Hunter and the evil on his laptop from hell. Wrong, wrong and wrong. Forget being a liar, your just flat-out wrong all the time dude. We all know and that's why you look like a fool today, because you're as prideful as most men can be. The biggest problem with "man," they don't say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me." Your pride will be your downfall. You will have to come back in another body to work on it. Maybe you will be born in Africa next time around and then you can work on being humble.
Why aren't you gone, liar?
 
Why aren't you gone, liar?
I can say 100% that Crush is no liar. He's a bad liar because he can't lie like you. Trust me, I tried to get Crush to lie sometimes but he's honest Abe all the way. It's in his bloodline to speak truth, not speak lie. I think it's wonderful that you are now engaging Crush. He's a good man, good dad and a good hubby. Hubby is for sure the hardest roll for Crush, as I'm sure most men married for 26 years (27 years on the 12th this month) could relate to. Crush is not perfect Espola, but he's no liar, trust me:cool:
 
Maybe CisKer can explain it to me.
What happen to Cisker and Dad? My antennas are up on Espola and his fake avatars. He calls me a liar because the roads in Guatemala are being blocked and we can't fly because it's not fun to sit on a highway you never been on with no food or water. The indigenous people in that country have had enough of corruption. I told this truth before that we have to get her dad back to his Mayan peeps up in Lake Atitlan. He is from one of the many tribes and wants to have his end of life on a mountain looking at a Lake with Volcanos instead of some facility in San Bernardino, where they force jab the elderly and might pull some BS and not allowed to say goodbye, like so many didn;t get to do when mom or dad died alone. These pople are ruthless assholes!! Both he and my mother-in-law have Alzheimers. This is one of the worst fucking diseases ever created by these assholes. I'm just trying to be a good son in law and also help the peeps in Guatemala. They have sent us workers to push around in the States for a long time and I want to give back to them. My wife is going to teach the kids English for gratis. That's right, gratis private school. More to come later but I'm super stoked to be of service to humanity and especially to the indigenous people who are some of the nicest and most loving people I know.

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