Winston Wolf
BRONZE
No, really? What did he actually say?T speaking to California Republicans today --
"... all the currently dry canals will be brimming and used to irrigate everything including your own homes and bathrooms (laughs) and everything you're going to be happy and I'm gonna get it done fast they say that there's so much water up north that I wanna have the overflow areas go into your forests and dampen your forests because if you dampen your forests you're not gonna have these forest, forest fires that are burning at levels nobody's ever seen before (cheering) you have very poor land management and remember when I said that a couple of years ago as president [...] we're sending billions of dollars to California for forest fires their forests are burning down and I was with a gentleman, a very top person in Austria, he said Sir we have more flammable trees than you do on your coasts we don't have forest fires we have LAND MAN AGE MENT they take care of the land they pick up the dead trees you know a tree doesn't burn very easily unless it's dead then it gets dry and it burns, the leaves on the ground they're five feet thick over here, they clean the floor and everybody said oh how ridiculous management of a forest they all said, like, what the hell, but they don't have forest fires in properly run locations what we have is horrible and we can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down from the north, wouldn't that nice if you had dampened floors you wouldn't have forest fires so (cheering and clapping) we'll work on that too ... but I couldn't convince this guy Gavin to do it because he's an environmental maniac only for political reasons you know, he's no dummy he knows it's wrong"
Nice try though. Trump speaks with eloquence, not that ridiculous incoherent crap you made up there.