… You see everyone, demons are real and they live among us in humans, like some of avatars we have on the forum. They hate kids….
Wow. crush has already talked to his lawyer. AND we have the first readout. Our man in Grozny has already picked up the transmission and here it is.
crush: Hi [name redacted]. How’ve you been?
Atty [redt]: Fine. You and the kids?
crush: Pretty freaked out. Internet tough guys are insulting me on the youth soccer forums. It’s slander. Will you take the case?
: Wow! A few questions.
Do they know your real name? No
So they’re using your fake alias? Yes
And you never initiated a conversation there that was widely disseminated to other viewers? Actually I start the topic, and then they slander me.
What are they saying? That I’m a youth soccer ref that got banned because I have Groat’s Disease, which causes me to believe every ridiculous conspiracy theory out there.
What else? Well, one guy says he’s my older brother and feeds me horse medicine to control it.
And none of this is true? No. All lies
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I’ll get back to you. But in the meantime, take those horse pills and tell your brother to knock it off.
I don’t have a brother.
Oh.
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crush? Yeah.
Groat’s Disease isnt a thing. Google it. It’s made up.
Oh
And everything else is, how can I put this … it’s satire
Oh
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