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Glad you can laugh at yourself.
The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Bruddah IZ
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You should try it. That way you donʻt look like the eloquent fool that you are.
When you're a clown the whole world laughs at you.
“We need a President who isn’t a laughing stock to the entire World,” Donald Trump tweeted in 2014. “We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning. Respect!”
Indeed, having such a leader would provide many benefits to the United States. Instead, we get this:
Trump says he’ll be leaving the summit early, and it won’t be the first time he has stalked angrily away from a meeting of U.S. allies before he was scheduled to depart. A year and a half ago, he fled a meeting of the Group of Seven in Quebec, apparently miffed that the allied leaders expressed their differences with him on tariffs and climate change.
It’s almost as though at these gatherings of world leaders Trump becomes his most petulant, insecure and childish.
Trump’s preoccupation with the idea of being laughed at borders on the pathological. It was his primary theme as a candidate whenever he discussed foreign affairs or international trade: China is laughing at us, Europe is laughing at us, the Taliban is laughing at us, OPEC is laughing at us, the world is laughing at us. But once he became president, he promised, the laughter would stop. And so he has asserted many times since taking office. “We don’t want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore, and they won’t be,” he said.
Yet now, there is literally not a single person on Earth who gets laughed at more than Donald Trump.
His whole shtick is to appeal to idiots...like his supporters here.
Sophisticated world leaders and others of course laugh at him. But his goal is not to be like them or be partners with them. He would rather emulate Putin, Duterte, the Turkish guy, Kim, etc.
Hüsker Dü
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There are tribes hidden in the jungles of South America that have limited encounters with the outside world that laugh at t and those dumb enough to support him.
You really do live in Fantasy Land......
He was DONE...Mission Accomplished.....Now What.
Now he's here to witness the Democrats Melt like butter....
You have NO IDEA what is transpiring in front of your very eyes.....
Hüsker Dü
DA
You have been making predictions of impending doom and bombshells for years now, almost a decade . . . and still nothing, nada, zilch. You are a buffoon in a clowns suit riding a tiny bike . . . and you won't be wearing a yellow jersey anytime soon either.
Iz and Nono should form a company together. A dollar comes in, nono celebrates the "profit." Iz says "the dollar is counterfeit." Please go on reality TV.
Hüsker Dü
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nono is most likely on SSI and we already know dizzy is a ward of the state.
North Korea revives 'dotard' insult after Trump's 'Rocket Man' comment 'displeased' Kim Jong Un
Speaking of the North Korean leader at the NATO summit in London on Tuesday, Trump said: "He really likes sending rockets up, doesn't he? That's why I call him Rocket Man." Trump added that he and Kim have "a good relationship."
Izzy, your president Don the Con is a clown and so are you for supporting him.
Speaking of the North Korean leader at the NATO summit in London on Tuesday, Trump said: "He really likes sending rockets up, doesn't he? That's why I call him Rocket Man." Trump added that he and Kim have "a good relationship."
Izzy, your president Don the Con is a clown and so are you for supporting him.
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TOKYO — North Korea said Tuesday that dialogue with the United States has been nothing but a “foolish trick” and warned Washington that it could be on the receiving end of an unwelcome Christmas gift.
The North Korean regime has given the United States until the end of the year to drop its “hostile policy,” come up with a new approach to talks and offer concessions in return for its decision to end nuclear and intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) tests in 2018.
Despite the tensions between the two countries, President Trump sounded an almost affectionate note about Kim Jong Un in London on Tuesday, expressing his confidence that North Korea would still denuclearize. But he also noted that the North Korean leader “likes sending rockets up, doesn’t he?”
“That’s why I call him Rocket Man,” Trump said.
If we formed a company.....it would be called
" MessyMonkeyButt "
" Clean Your Messy Butt Up "......
We would sell Clown Suits, Monkey Suits and Boxes .....
We would clean up in your neighborhood alone......
1000 units per hour....
Your face on the crotch and Adam Schiff for Brains in the rear.....
Dick in the front......Schiff in the rear.....
The boxes would feature Nancy Pelosi's face on the bottomside...
You'll always know to put " Nancy " face down in the dirt and load up...!
Hüsker Dü
DA
So you need messy to make it work. I know who messy is, but between you and dizzy which of you two is the monkey and which is the butt? Or is it interchangable?If we formed a company.....it would be called
" MessyMonkeyButt "
" Clean Your Messy Butt Up "......
We would sell Clown Suits, Monkey Suits and Boxes .....
We would clean up in your neighborhood alone......
1000 units per hour....
Your face on the crotch and Adam Schiff for Brains in the rear.....
Dick in the front......Schiff in the rear.....
The boxes would feature Nancy Pelosi's face on the bottomside...
You'll always know to put " Nancy " face down in the dirt and load up...!
Question: if you paid $100 for the monkey to advertise the suits and you sold one suit for $50, would the $50 be profit? Would it be revenue?
Discuss with Iz and get back to me, ok?
Don't forget the cost of the suit, business license, overhead costs like utilities and rent --
Yes " Messy " is the Key...
You are the MonkeyButt to see.....
Dick in the front, Schiff in the rear.....
