The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

You couldn't make this shit up - no one would believe it.

Today, after signing a bill, t bragged "They've been working on this for years and years. And I'm curious, why wasn't it done a long time ago, and also -- well, I guess the answer to that is because now I'm President, and we get things done."

The bill was to authorize production of a special $1 coin celebrating the centennial of the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote nationwide.

That was after he demonstrated that he couldn't pronounce "Belgian malinois", instead saying "a special kind of dog" several times.

Seriously, if a great-uncle showed up at Thanksgiving dinner acting like this someone should be asking him "Would you like to come live with us now?"
 
You couldn't make this shit up - no one would believe it.

Today, after signing a bill, t bragged "They've been working on this for years and years. And I'm curious, why wasn't it done a long time ago, and also -- well, I guess the answer to that is because now I'm President, and we get things done."

The bill was to authorize production of a special $1 coin celebrating the centennial of the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote nationwide.

That was after he demonstrated that he couldn't pronounce "Belgian malinois", instead saying "a special kind of dog" several times.

Seriously, if a great-uncle showed up at Thanksgiving dinner acting like this someone should be asking him "Would you like to come live with us now?"
Zzzzzzzzzz
 
You couldn't make this shit up - no one would believe it.

Today, after signing a bill, t bragged "They've been working on this for years and years. And I'm curious, why wasn't it done a long time ago, and also -- well, I guess the answer to that is because now I'm President, and we get things done."

The bill was to authorize production of a special $1 coin celebrating the centennial of the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote nationwide.

That was after he demonstrated that he couldn't pronounce "Belgian malinois", instead saying "a special kind of dog" several times.

Seriously, if a great-uncle showed up at Thanksgiving dinner acting like this someone should be asking him "Would you like to come live with us now?"
OMG...the stupid...it burns.
 
A self-admitted war criminal was going to get off easy with a single-level demotion before his retirement, but that's not good enough for t.

He's NOT a self admitted " War Criminal "......

You are a miserable Lying POS who bellies up to the shit trough of lies
run thru the MSM.....YOU KNOW WHAT THE SHIT BAGS DID TO
Eddie Gallegher.

Tell the TRUTH for Once in your Life time.
 
"Take off your shirt, sir, and show us that gorgeous chest. We’ve never seen a chest quite like it"

People are saying that the real reason for the hospital visit was an outpatient hemorrhoidectectomy to make room for more noses next to those of Devin and Lindsey.

People are saying that people saying shit like you do like Obama Goo Goo....
Wipe yur chin.....
 
Ahoy, Chief Recruiter Numbnuts - have you read this?

“It is highly irregular for a secretary to become deeply involved in most personnel matters,” wrote Spencer. “Normally, military justice works best when senior leadership stays far away. A system that prevents command influence is what separates our armed forces from others. Our system of military justice has helped build the world’s most powerful navy; good leaders get promoted, bad ones get moved out and criminals are punished … We are effective overseas not because we have the best equipment, but because we are professionals. Our troops are held to the highest standards. We expect those who lead our forces to exercise excellent judgment. The soldiers and sailors they lead must be able to count on that.”

“Earlier this year, Gallagher was formally charged with more than a dozen criminal acts, including premeditated murder, which occurred during his eighth deployment overseas,” wrote Spencer. “He was tried in a military court in San Diego and acquitted in July of all charges, except one count of wrongfully posing for photographs with the body of a dead Islamic State fighter. The jury sentenced him to four months, the maximum possible; because he had served that amount of time waiting for trial, he was released.”

“President Trump involved himself in the case almost from the start,” wrote Spencer. “Before the trial began, in March, I received two calls from the president asking me to lift Gallagher’s confinement in a Navy brig; I pushed back twice, because the presiding judge, acting on information about the accused’s conduct, had decided that confinement was important. Eventually, the president ordered me to have him transferred to the equivalent of an enlisted barracks. I came to believe that Trump’s interest in the case stemmed partly from the way the defendant’s lawyers and others had worked to keep it front and center in the media.”

Once the conviction was handed down, wrote Spencer, Gallagher voluntarily put in to retire, but questions remained about whether he would retain his rank, discharge status, and trident pin. “On Nov. 14, partly because the president had already contacted me twice, I sent him a note asking him not to get involved in these questions. The next day, White House Counsel Pat Cipollone called me and said the president would remain involved. Shortly thereafter, I received a second call from Cipollone who said the president would order me to restore Gallagher to the rank of chief.”
“This was a shocking and unprecedented intervention in a low-level review,” wrote Spencer. “It was also a reminder that the president has very little understanding of what it means to be in the military, to fight ethically or to be governed by a uniform set of rules and practices.”
Following these exchanges behind the scenes, Trump tweeted that Gallagher would be allowed to keep his trident pin. Spencer informed him that he must go through proper channels — and Trump shortly ordered Defense Secretary Mark Esper to fire him.

 
Ahoy, Chief Recruiter Numbnuts - have you read this?

“It is highly irregular for a secretary to become deeply involved in most personnel matters,” wrote Spencer. “Normally, military justice works best when senior leadership stays far away. A system that prevents command influence is what separates our armed forces from others. Our system of military justice has helped build the world’s most powerful navy; good leaders get promoted, bad ones get moved out and criminals are punished … We are effective overseas not because we have the best equipment, but because we are professionals. Our troops are held to the highest standards. We expect those who lead our forces to exercise excellent judgment. The soldiers and sailors they lead must be able to count on that.”

“Earlier this year, Gallagher was formally charged with more than a dozen criminal acts, including premeditated murder, which occurred during his eighth deployment overseas,” wrote Spencer. “He was tried in a military court in San Diego and acquitted in July of all charges, except one count of wrongfully posing for photographs with the body of a dead Islamic State fighter. The jury sentenced him to four months, the maximum possible; because he had served that amount of time waiting for trial, he was released.”

“President Trump involved himself in the case almost from the start,” wrote Spencer. “Before the trial began, in March, I received two calls from the president asking me to lift Gallagher’s confinement in a Navy brig; I pushed back twice, because the presiding judge, acting on information about the accused’s conduct, had decided that confinement was important. Eventually, the president ordered me to have him transferred to the equivalent of an enlisted barracks. I came to believe that Trump’s interest in the case stemmed partly from the way the defendant’s lawyers and others had worked to keep it front and center in the media.”

Once the conviction was handed down, wrote Spencer, Gallagher voluntarily put in to retire, but questions remained about whether he would retain his rank, discharge status, and trident pin. “On Nov. 14, partly because the president had already contacted me twice, I sent him a note asking him not to get involved in these questions. The next day, White House Counsel Pat Cipollone called me and said the president would remain involved. Shortly thereafter, I received a second call from Cipollone who said the president would order me to restore Gallagher to the rank of chief.”
“This was a shocking and unprecedented intervention in a low-level review,” wrote Spencer. “It was also a reminder that the president has very little understanding of what it means to be in the military, to fight ethically or to be governed by a uniform set of rules and practices.”
Following these exchanges behind the scenes, Trump tweeted that Gallagher would be allowed to keep his trident pin. Spencer informed him that he must go through proper channels — and Trump shortly ordered Defense Secretary Mark Esper to fire him.

That navy spencer dude, like you and McCain are an embarrassment to our country.
 
Boy, you dumb mother fuckers never learn.
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Three women accuse Gordon Sondland of inappropriate behavior
JOHN SEXTON Posted at 8:01 pm on November 27, 2019
Gordon Sondland has been one of the key figures to testify in the impeachment hearings. His appearance before Congress last week was lauded on the left as “impeachment testimony for the ages,” though his testimony hasn’t swayed public support for impeach very much. Today, ProPublica published a story which is likely to make Sondland regret his newly enlarged public profile. Three women claim that Sondland engaged in sexually inappropriate behavior toward them. Furthermore, the women claim that after they rejected his advances, his support for them vanished.
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The ProPublica piece was published in coordination with a magazine called Portland Monthly. Owner Nicole Vogel is one of the women who describes her encounter with Sondland back when she was trying to raise funds to get the magazine started. Sondland, who is a prominent philanthropist who also owns several hotels in Portland, initially seemed interested in becoming an investor. After inviting out for a steak dinner to discuss her plans, Sondland suggested they walk across the street to one of his hotels on the premise of showing off all the art he had put into the lobby:

Vogel says he introduced her to staff on the first floor — the concierge, the doorman, the front desk attendants — before suggesting that she might want to see one of the rooms.

In Vogel’s memory, the room was small and mundane, but she made admiring comments before turning to open the door and let herself out when Sondland’s voice stopped her.
“I remember seeing my hand drop from the door handle,” she says. “I turned around, and he’s standing right behind me, and he says, ‘Can I just have a hug first?’”
So she did the only thing she could think of to ensure a safe exit, giving him a hearty-back-pat-we’re-all-friends-here hug.
“And as I pulled back, he grabs my face and goes to kiss me.”
Vogel brushed him off and he later made an apology. They already had a second meeting on the books and Vogel decided to keep it, hoping the hotel incident was a one-time mistake:
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Vogel and Sondland had offices in the same neighborhood, Portland’s trendy Pearl District, which is full of warehouses-turned-galleries, shops and many restaurants. Instead of going to lunch there, Vogel recalls Sondland showed up in a vintage convertible and drove them to an out-of-the-way restaurant 8 miles away, across two rivers.
Vogel remembers little of the meal itself, but she recalls the drive back well. She says Sondland placed his hand on her midthigh and left it there for 10 or so minutes. She clamped her own hand on top of his so he couldn’t move it any farther up her thigh. They spent the rest of the ride in silence.
“God, I would love to have told him to shove it. To have kneed him in the balls,” she says. “But I didn’t do that. It was precarious.”
Days later, Sondland sent her an email saying he had decided against investing $25,000 in her magazine venture. He did offer a smaller investment if she could somehow raise an additional $100,000. Vogel wound up making up for the lost investment herself and was able to launch the magazine.
 
Impeach the mother fucker.


Asian shares retreat after Trump approval of Hong Kong bill
By ELAINE KURTENBACHan hour ago




BEIJING (AP) — Asian shares were mostly lower on Thursday after President Donald Trump signed a bill expressing support for human rights in Hong Kong.
China reacted with indignation to the legislation, which Congress passed with overwhelming support. The government issued multiple statements threatening unspecified countermeasures.
In Hong Kong, where sometimes violent protest have dragged on for nearly six months, the Hang Seng index edged 0.1% lower to 26,937.64. The Shanghai Composite index lost 0.3% to 2,894.33.
Trump’s move did not come as a surprise. But it’s unclear if the human rights bill, which Beijing views as “meddling” in China’s internal affairs, might derail recent progress in trade talks with Washington.

“We urge the U.S. to not continue going down the wrong path, or China will take countermeasures, and the U.S. must bear all consequences,” the Chinese Foreign Ministry said in a statement.
Markets appeared to be taking the developments in stride, said Stephen Innes of AxiTrader, “on the assumption that the U.S. legislation is unlikely to torpedo phase one. But of course, it does provide a stark reminder that on one level or another, U.S.-China frictions are always going to be a thorn in the markets’ side.”
Japan’s Nikkei 225 index edged 9.29 points higher to 23,448.00 while the Kospi in Seoul lost 0.3% to 2,122.43. Australia’s S&P ASX 200 gained 0.2% to 6,865.40. Shares fell in Taiwan and Singapore and were flat in Bangkok.
U.S. figures were modestly lower, with the contracts for both the Dow Jones Industrial Average down 0.2% and that for the S&P 500 0.3% lower.
U.S. markets will be closed Thursday for Thanksgiving. They’ll be open for a half day on Friday.
On Wednesday, investors capped a day of light trading on Wall Street ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday by serving up another set of stock market record highs.
The S&P 500, Dow Jones Industrial Average and Nasdaq composite closed at all-time highs for the third straight day Wednesday. And the Russell 2000 index of smaller companies hit its highest level in a year.
A batch of positive U.S. economic data helped spur the broad rally, extending the market’s recent string of gains.
Stock indexes have been breaking records in recent weeks as the U.S. and China signaled that negotiations aimed at resolving their costly trade war were going well.
The latest economic data helped keep investors in a buying mood. The Commerce Department said Wednesday that the economy grew at a 2.1% rate last quarter, outpacing forecasts. The government also reported a surprisingly good increase in orders to U.S. factories and a pickup in consumer spending.
 
Impeach the mother fucker.
US abortions hit record low since Roe v Wade: Rates fell 24% in 10 years, CDC report reveals
By Natalie Rahhal Deputy Health Editor For Dailymail.com13:00 EST 27 Nov 2019 , updated 17:01 EST 27 Nov 2019

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  • Abortion rates in the US have fallen steadily since 1981
  • In 2016, they reached an historic record low since the 1973 Roe v Wade decision
  • That year, 623,471 medical and surgical abortions were performed, a 2% decline from the previous year, the CDC reported Wednesday
  • Experts say the decline is likely driven by adoption of longer acting birth control
Abortion rates continue fall in the US, decreasing by nearly a quarter in less than a decade, new Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) data reveal.


In 2016, a total of 623,471 abortions were performed in the US, declining two percent from the previous year.

The report authors dubbed the number, rate and ratio of abortions to live births 'historic lows.'

Most experts argue that the declining abortion rates come too soon to reflect changes affected by abortion restrictions and bans enacted in conservative states.

Instead, the CDC scientists say the shift likely indicated that efforts to reduce unintended pregnancies - by encouraging the use of long-acting contraception, like IUDs - are working and driving the decrease in teen pregnancies reported by the CDC earlier today.

The number of abortions performed in the US fell 24 percent in just 10 years, the CDC reports

The number of abortions performed in the US fell 24 percent in just 10 years, the CDC reports
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After abortion was federally legalized by the historic Roe v Wade Supreme Court decision in 1973, abortion rates rose steadily to reach a peak of nearly 30 per 1,000 women between 1980 and 1981, according to prior Guttmacher Institute research.
Since then, abortions have trended downward, hitting record lows year after year since 2007.
Abortions are most prevalent among women in their 20s, according to the new figures.
This means that this age-group is also largely responsible for the historic drop in abortion rates.
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In contrast, teen abortion rates across the US are low. Medical and surgical abortions for 15- to 19-year-olds accounted for just 9.4 percent of all abortions. Only 0.3 percent were for girls under 15.
Between 2007 and 2016, the number abortions for teenagers decreased by 43 percent.
This is encouraging, and falls in line with the reduction in teen pregnancies reported by the CDC earlier on Wednesday.
Most of the abortions performed in 2017 - nearly 60 percent - were performed for women women who had already had one or two children.
Women who had never had abortions accounted for the second greatest proportion of abortions, at just over 40 percent.
Women in their 20s accounted for the highest percentage (blue), rate (red) and ratio (green) of US abortions in 2017. Under-15s had a very low rate of abortions, but a high ratio of abortion to live births, the CDC reported

Women in their 20s accounted for the highest percentage (blue), rate (red) and ratio (green) of US abortions in 2017. Under-15s had a very low rate of abortions, but a high ratio of abortion to live births, the CDC reported
Medical abortions - which involve taking a pair of drugs to terminate pregnancy, now account for almost 28 percent of all abortions.
About 60 percent are still done surgically.
The researchers also found that the majority of abortions performed early on in pregnancy.
'Unintended pregnancy is the major contributor to induced abortion,' the study authors noted.
 
The Wall Street Journal
If Trump Can Pick Up Some Black Votes . . .
In 1992, James Carville said: “It’s the economy, stupid!” That sage advice might also apply to the black voter in 2020.

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Nov. 19, 2019 12:41 pm ET
Joe Biden speaks in Los Angeles, July 18.

Joe Biden speaks in Los Angeles, July 18.PHOTO: RICHARD VOGEL/ASSOCIATED PRESS
Regarding “Why Black Democrats Favor Joe Biden” (Upward Mobility, Nov. 6): Jason L. Riley lists what older black Democrats want. These include keeping their medical insurance and gas-powered cars, protecting national borders and passing no tax increases to finance health care for illegal immigrants. It seems to me, then, their choice is easy: Vote Republican. They are fishing in the wrong pond.
James Behrmann
Houston
Joe Biden’s less than enthusiastic performance thus far makes his candidacy anything but certain, even if he does receive the majority of the black vote in the primaries. With inner cities struggling with homelessness, inadequate schools and gun-related deaths, maybe the black voter will make a more nuanced decision than choosing among the field of Democratic hopefuls. Black voters might decide that record-low black unemployment, increasing wages and recently signed legislation regarding prison reform are incentive enough to vote for a former Democrat, that is, President Donald Trump. If President Trump can garner even 15% of black votes (compared to the 8% he received in the 2016 election), the battleground states of Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin might again be the key to his winning the presidency in 2020. President Trump’s ability to outperform expectations was the political story of both the Republican primaries as well as the presidential election in 2016.
In 1992 James Carville said: “It’s the economy, stupid!” That sage advice might also apply to the black voter in 2020.
 
Ahoy, Chief Recruiter Numbnuts - have you read this?

“It is highly irregular for a secretary to become deeply involved in most personnel matters,” wrote Spencer. “Normally, military justice works best when senior leadership stays far away. A system that prevents command influence is what separates our armed forces from others. Our system of military justice has helped build the world’s most powerful navy; good leaders get promoted, bad ones get moved out and criminals are punished … We are effective overseas not because we have the best equipment, but because we are professionals. Our troops are held to the highest standards. We expect those who lead our forces to exercise excellent judgment. The soldiers and sailors they lead must be able to count on that.”

“Earlier this year, Gallagher was formally charged with more than a dozen criminal acts, including premeditated murder, which occurred during his eighth deployment overseas,” wrote Spencer. “He was tried in a military court in San Diego and acquitted in July of all charges, except one count of wrongfully posing for photographs with the body of a dead Islamic State fighter. The jury sentenced him to four months, the maximum possible; because he had served that amount of time waiting for trial, he was released.”

“President Trump involved himself in the case almost from the start,” wrote Spencer. “Before the trial began, in March, I received two calls from the president asking me to lift Gallagher’s confinement in a Navy brig; I pushed back twice, because the presiding judge, acting on information about the accused’s conduct, had decided that confinement was important. Eventually, the president ordered me to have him transferred to the equivalent of an enlisted barracks. I came to believe that Trump’s interest in the case stemmed partly from the way the defendant’s lawyers and others had worked to keep it front and center in the media.”

Once the conviction was handed down, wrote Spencer, Gallagher voluntarily put in to retire, but questions remained about whether he would retain his rank, discharge status, and trident pin. “On Nov. 14, partly because the president had already contacted me twice, I sent him a note asking him not to get involved in these questions. The next day, White House Counsel Pat Cipollone called me and said the president would remain involved. Shortly thereafter, I received a second call from Cipollone who said the president would order me to restore Gallagher to the rank of chief.”
“This was a shocking and unprecedented intervention in a low-level review,” wrote Spencer. “It was also a reminder that the president has very little understanding of what it means to be in the military, to fight ethically or to be governed by a uniform set of rules and practices.”
Following these exchanges behind the scenes, Trump tweeted that Gallagher would be allowed to keep his trident pin. Spencer informed him that he must go through proper channels — and Trump shortly ordered Defense Secretary Mark Esper to fire him.

t is the worst thing for America since 9/11, yet "thousands cheer" him on.
 
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