The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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A Month After Emergency Declaration, Trump's Promises Largely Unfulfilled
On March 13, President Trump promised to mobilize private and public resources to respond to the coronavirus. NPR followed up on each promise and found little action had been taken.
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Oh Thank God: Trump Appoints Ivanka and Jared to Council to Reopen America
The economy is in shambles, but fear not: the poster children for nepotism are on the case.
Jan. 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” — Trump in a CNBC interview.
Jan. 30: “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five — and those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for us … that I can assure you.” — Trump in a speech in Michigan.
Feb. 10: “Now, the virus that we’re talking about having to do — you know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. We have 12 cases — 11 cases, and many of them are in good shape now.” — Trump at the White House. (See our item “Will the New Coronavirus ‘Go Away’ in April?“)
Feb. 14: “There’s a theory that, in April, when it gets warm — historically, that has been able to kill the virus. So we don’t know yet; we’re not sure yet. But that’s around the corner.” — Trump in speaking to National Border Patrol Council members.
Feb. 23: “We have it very much under control in this country.” — Trump in speaking to reporters.
Feb. 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!” — Trump in a tweet.
Feb. 26: “So we’re at the low level. As they get better, we take them off the list, so that we’re going to be pretty soon at only five people. And we could be at just one or two people over the next short period of time. So we’ve had very good luck.” — Trump at a White House briefing.
Feb. 26: “And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.” — Trump at a press conference.
He's a mess because he blew this. How badly does he lose in November?
This isn't one of his TV shows. He doesn't 't get final cut on history, and the reviews are published every day.
He's an optimist ...
You Sir are a Lying Thief who cannot read very well....all eight quotes are exactly correct.
There is NO MENTION OF CONSPIRACY OR HOAX in those is there !
Matter of fact why is New York and other States not doing autopsies, I'll tell you why ...
because it would show that the DEATH was by the underlying causes and NOT COVID-19.
They are falsifying the deaths to show COVID-19 as the source when that is a LIE....
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Those with a direct deposit, or quarterly payment set up, ahem, won't see these checks. Only those without or the bankless, mostly poor people, the disadvantaged, trump voters and the opposite that are all in the same boat together but have been separated by happenstance of birthplace or ethnicity, will see these checks . . . months from now. Just before the election.
He is not allowed to sign on the signature line, so he signs like in the memo area. He knows how stupid people are and many will say, "looky here, Cletus, the Prezzy-dent done give us a buncha money!"
Everything YOU project is TRUE....
Just remember to pull on your BIGBOY pants and own it....
What's your point Lying Spola Ebola.....
How's he supposed to stop a very covert Criminal Democratic Party and their
covert conspirators " CHINA " from setting up a THIRD Coup attempt while
defending himself against the SECOND attempt that failed just like the FIRST
attempt.....
They should hang from the Gallows for what they have done to AMERICA AND IT'S
CITIZENS......
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Michigan manbaby protest: Wait, we thought conservatives were "rugged individuals" - Salon.com
Who'd a thunk it? Right-wingers are a bunch of spoiled brats who start whining over the slightest inconvenience
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Michigan manbaby protest: Wait, we thought conservatives were "rugged individuals" - Salon.com
Who'd a thunk it? Right-wingers are a bunch of spoiled brats who start whining over the slightest inconvenience
You quote an article from Salon.....Bwhhhhaaaaaa....You stupid Dolt.
Oh boy...Gov Gretchen Whitless is a little worried now...she's boxed
herself into a corner with the only way out by either capitulating, which
she won't or continuing her " Nazi " tactics and risk being forcibly removed.
By the way Husky Shit Shit.....where was the Confederate Flag..................
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What did they get wrong?
Michigan manbaby protest: Wait, we thought conservatives were "rugged individuals" - Salon.com
Who'd a thunk it? Right-wingers are a bunch of spoiled brats who start whining over the slightest inconvenience
Interesting picture - it looks like everyone is armed, and about half are wearing protective masks.
Nice spelling of its, dumbshit.
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"We gonna shoot that covid!"