From crush's cousin (allegedly) Florida Man --
"What is so hard for you libtards to understand? There was a list and Clinton was on it and Trump was gonna release it if you voted for him, but then Epstein was killed by Hillary in prison so Trump couldn't release the list, but then Biden got in so Trump was for sure gonna release the list again this time if he got voted in. Then he got voted in again so the list was on Bondi's desk and so she assigned 1000 fbi agents to find how many times Trump's name was on the list, but then they found there wasn't a list. And then there was a list again, but it was a list made up by Obama and Clinton and Biden so it wasn't real but a hoax. Then we shouldn't have even been paying attention to the list because nobody cared about the list. Then it turned out Biden stole the list and destroyed it, but then the list wasn't destroyed because Biden had actually put Trump's name on the list to frame Trump. Then the list was boring because everybody knew Trump had kicked Epstein out of Maralardo for taking away the 15 year old girls Trump had working in his spa. And now everybody is gonna know for sure Trump isn't a pedophile because he's gonna pardon Ghislane Maxwell who is a pedophile who worked for a pedophile because she says that she knows Trump isn't a pedo. It's just so plain and clear and simple idk how you can't see it.. It's like you morons just believe whatever the left says..
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