A few burrowed observations.
$500,000 in silver platters holding $29.50 of lukewarm dog shit - congratulations team!
I should note that, at one point tonight, President Trump said he bought 300 hamburgers. Later, he claimed he bought 1,000 hamburgers.
I love our president's "50% off at a carpeting store" photo instincts.
If you ignore the existential horror of the present moment, it is pretty funny that the president is a big dumb guy who can’t stop eating burgers
Wendys and McDonalds social media teams on an after hours conference call trying to decide if they should call the president a dumbass on Twitter