You don’t say?
Its alleged I have had at least two affairs but have dismissed those rumors as “tabloid trash.”
A total of five alleged affairs are the latest evidence suggesting that I may not be the family values poster I am on this website.
I also may not be the best husband. After a certain poster chastised me for blaming my wife for my posts, using coarse language in big bold red font, I felt compelled to reverse course and let folks know that they should “leave my wife out of it.”
Funny that’s almost exactly what Duncan Hunter, Jr. (R-Cal) has been charged with in a federal criminal action brought by the Trump Administration’s Department of Justice.
The big bold red font coarsely worded posting fellah will certainly have consistent thoughts on Mr. Hunter’s conduct as he does about mine.
Of course, my conduct is completely farcical rather than a series of federal felonious crimes of a breach of the public’s trust alleged against Mr. Hunter.