Gentlemen. Please calm down.
We have a small incident that requires you all to return to your beds.
There is nothing to be concerned about.
One of our chronic residents has blocked himself inside the nurses’ lounge, and has started repeating incoherent passages from his self-described ‘My Struggle’ composition notebook on the sanitarium’s internets terminal.
It’s best for now that no one approach the lounge door but the trained staff from the fifth floor security detail.
Even the slightest provocation, such as saying “boo”, could set him off on further mental instability and spiraling insanity.