That’s what you tell yourself because you don’t like hearing the truth every single day. You don’t like what experts and intelligent hard working journalists say because you don’t want to believe the truth, because the implication from what they are saying is you are a f**king imbecile.
Listen to yourself. You deny what legitimate media journalists tell you. You deny what experts in their field tell you. You grew up your entire life knowing you’re an idiot and having it beaten into your thick skull every day by your teachers, the intelligent people around you, and now journalists and experts. The only thing that has changed is Fox News made you think for the first time that maybe you aren’t as stupid as you are, but they were only taking advantage of your mental feebleness to sell you s**t like my pillows from their advertisers. The Internet further caused you to think maybe you weren’t so dumb after all because it has allowed all of you dumb people to congregate, giving you the mistaken impression that if such a large number of imbeciles believe something, maybe it’s not so imbecilic after all. And maybe you’re religious, which also made it easier to just disregard science when it didn’t suit your beliefs. Gosh, God must have planted dinosaur bones to trick people, right?
But let’s get something straight. You were not intelligent growing up. You never did particularly well in school. Maybe you managed to eek out a college degree, but that’s probably about it. You’re not good at anything that requires brain power, and you’re looking up at co-workers who passed you by at work because they’re are smarter than you. You’ve got an excuse and a conspiracy theory for everything, but the truth is you are where you are in life because you’re an imbecile. Fundamentally, you know this even if you won’t admit it.
Dude, great write up. Is this you Adam Schiff? This just sounds so freakin familiar.
You have made my day. Spoken like a true condescending academic. I hope you feel better about yourself and that you got that off of your tiny chest. I know that us dum peeple just kant grasp the beauty of your words. Thanks for providing me something to pin to my frigerator door, memorializing it forever. I'll make sure to provide this to my kids as impetus to laugh at their professors as they sit in their required liberal arts classes.