I see myself as a recycler, returning lost balls to the golfing world. My wife says I should sell them, but so far I have given away over 6 dozen to various golfers I know, not counting the few dozen I have up in the display rack I built. And if I am Al Capone, I don't know what you would call the little old lady that prowls the course, including the ponds and patches of ice plant, several afternoons a week while play is going on, with a ball retriever tool.
And let's face it - comparing that to Oliver's treason just shows how weak your position is.