Mystery Train
GOLD
I can't decide if Driver is annoying or entertaining. Nobody knows what the hell he's talking about and now he's having conversations with imaginary people who also don't know what the hell he's on about. I like to imagine that Driver is actually Kanye West, and he's been on the forum because his daughter (North or East or whatever the hell they named her) just started U6 AYSO in Calabasas. Because if I read his posts in Kanye's voice, everything makes total sense.