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What are the odds that Donald Trump would be charged with a crime relating to his having had a sexual affair with a porn star, while his third wife was pregnant?
 
What are the odds that Donald Trump would be charged with a crime relating to his having had a sexual affair with a porn star, while his third wife was pregnant?

What are the odds you liberal trolls actually know, at best, it's a misdemeanor past the statute of limitations? Let me be the first to congratulate the libtard party for continuing to add to President Trump's popularity with every one of these moronic moves. Funny... I don't remember any of you crying when Bill Clinton was fucking greater Washington DC while his ugly, frumpy wife lacked the guts to leave him. But hey... it's Trump and, despite the fact he's been 100 times better than Pedophile Joe, you never got over him winning in 2016.

Thanks for the popularity points. You just got him a whole bunch of votes.
 
Why? Is that more credible? Like Cohen is credible as long as he says what libtards want to hear?

On 60 Minutes, 2018 --

Cooper: So you signed and released a statement that said, “I am not denying this affair because I was paid in ‘hush money.’ I’m denying it because it never happened.” That’s a lie?

Daniels: Yes.

Cooper: If it was untruthful, why did you sign it?

Daniels: Because they made it sound like I had no choice.

Cooper: No one was putting a gun to your head.

Daniels: Not physical violence, no.

Cooper: You thought that there would be some sort of legal repercussion if you didn’t sign it?

Daniels: Correct. As a matter of fact, the exact sentence used was, “They can make your life hell in many different ways.”

Cooper: They being…

Daniels: I’m not exactly sure who they were. I believe it to be Michael Cohen.
 
On 60 Minutes, 2018 --

Cooper: So you signed and released a statement that said, “I am not denying this affair because I was paid in ‘hush money.’ I’m denying it because it never happened.” That’s a lie?

Daniels: Yes.

Cooper: If it was untruthful, why did you sign it?

Daniels: Because they made it sound like I had no choice.

Cooper: No one was putting a gun to your head.

Daniels: Not physical violence, no.

Cooper: You thought that there would be some sort of legal repercussion if you didn’t sign it?

Daniels: Correct. As a matter of fact, the exact sentence used was, “They can make your life hell in many different ways.”

Cooper: They being…

Daniels: I’m not exactly sure who they were. I believe it to be Michael Cohen.

My favorite part is, "Correct. As a matter of fact, the exact sentence used was...". Yet she's not sure who said it. Objection, your honor.

If the case against Trump is that a married man paid a woman "hush money" for sex, nearly 20-years ago, enjoy your 5 minutes of celebration. By the way, it's not illegal and your boy Cohen has to prove it was campaign funds and what the funds were for. Cohen admitted he knowingly and willfully broke the law with campaign funds. That's your Huckleberry. Case dismissed.
 
My favorite part is, "Correct. As a matter of fact, the exact sentence used was...". Yet she's not sure who said it. Objection, your honor.

If the case against Trump is that a married man paid a woman "hush money" for sex, nearly 20-years ago, enjoy your 5 minutes of celebration. By the way, it's not illegal and your boy Cohen has to prove it was campaign funds and what the funds were for. Cohen admitted he knowingly and willfully broke the law with campaign funds. That's your Huckleberry. Case dismissed.
Misuse of campaign funds is a federal crime and thus out of the jurisdiction of DA Bragg. However, falsifying business records is a New York crime, and falsifying business records to hide another crime, even a Federal crime or a crime committed in another state, is a more serious crime.

I'm sure more will become clear when the indictment documents become public.
 
Misuse of campaign funds is a federal crime and thus out of the jurisdiction of DA Bragg. However, falsifying business records is a New York crime, and falsifying business records to hide another crime, even a Federal crime or a crime committed in another state, is a more serious crime.

I'm sure more will become clear when the indictment documents become public.

Well, Cohen made the payments. Maybe even added it to his bill for 'legal services' rendered. However, Mr. Perjury can try to convince everyone he knew what Trump wanted, or put his hand over his heart and promise Trump told him to do it, but I don't believe that holds up on court. What's most interesting is that sex outside of marriage is a real problem for democrats now. Bill Clinton thinks that's hilarious.

Stormy still owes Trump a lot of money so she's got nothing to lose. Her dignity sailed decades ago.
 
Well, Cohen made the payments. Maybe even added it to his bill for 'legal services' rendered. However, Mr. Perjury can try to convince everyone he knew what Trump wanted, or put his hand over his heart and promise Trump told him to do it, but I don't believe that holds up on court. What's most interesting is that sex outside of marriage is a real problem for democrats now. Bill Clinton thinks that's hilarious.

Stormy still owes Trump a lot of money so she's got nothing to lose. Her dignity sailed decades ago.
That is such a cogent argument that I am left speechless.
 
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