Preventive medicine.
The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread
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Preventive medicine.
So the way his lawyers see it, he's got something like a medical marijuana card but for rub and tugs? Oy' vey
I think I was about 16 when I first heard about the potential hazard of "blue balls", and now we have proof backed up by serious medical research.
Years of dedicated research, obviously. I imagine they had a hard time (no pun intended) recruiting for volunteers on the "blue" side.
You probably don't tell the blue side guys it's a test would be my guess. You just send in "nurses" in skimpy Halloween nurse getup's and wait to see what happens...
I don't think they are going to immediately develop prostate cancer. You would have to repeat the test every Haloween or so and track the results.
Now on the "clear" side, I can imagine comments like "C'mon baby, it's all in the interests of science!"
Racist Joe
SILVER
It’s for my health.
Racist Joe
SILVER
How skimpy will determine how long to wait.
Racist Joe
SILVER
C’mon baby, it’s all in the interests of science!
Racist Joe
SILVER
That video is fake. And it didn’t exist. And whatabout the video of Obama’s birth in a Maasai mud hut. Whatabout that?
Nonononono
PREMIER
We’ve had a lot of fun poking at Trump and his circle of jerks regarding this Florida sex trafficker. At least there’s no connection to the Republican Party as a whole. That would be awful.
Nonononono
PREMIER
Never mind.
Hüsker Dü
DA
Blasphemous, but then again t-swallowers think he is God himself.
Why didnt you call it a shithole Island?
Not African enough?
I bet you snorkel a lot of fissures.
Sheriff Joe
DA
The fissure whisperer.
I just follow Don the Con's lead...
Meanwhile...
https://news.joins.com/article/23406804?cloc=joongang|home|newslist1big
Getting the embedded ads in Korean makes them much easier to ignore.
Usually dive them, but plumbers and Don the Con fans know fissures better than anyone!
Been cleaning out an old computer. Lots of travel photos. There's a few chutes on this mountain that are fissures... Headed back there soon. Can't wait!
Sheriff Joe
DA
If it's white it ain't right.
NEWS MARCH 10, 2019
2020 Democratic candidate sorry about being a white male
(Image source: YouTube screenshot)
CALEB HOWE
Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington is running for the Democratic nomination in 2020, and like most of the Dem hopefuls was in Austin over the weekend at the SXSW festival. While there, he and the other candidates spoke with a lot of media, including several taking interviews with NBC's Chuck Todd for Meet the Press or CNN's Jake Tapper for State of the Union on Sunday morning.
But unlike the other candidates, Inslee had a unique message: sorry I'm a white dude.
In Inslee's case, the interview was with Tapper, who brought up the numbers from the latest CNN/Des Moines Register poll, which he said "shows only 38 percent of likely Democratic caucus-goers in Iowa" would be "satisfied with a straight white male nominee."
"So why are you, as a straight white male, the right person to lead the Democratic party if there's so much skepticism from Democrats in Iowa?"
"I think I have evinced a humility about being a straight white male, that I've never experienced discrimination like so many do." said Inslee. "I've never been pulled over as an African-American teenager by an officer driving through a white neighborhood. I've never been a woman who had been talked over in a meeting. So I've approached this with humility."
Inslee said his career has dedicated to "advancing justice" and "making sure that we have as much diversity as possible."
He listed several other ways he has atoned, including making sure his staff attend "implicit bias' training, his stand against the so-called "Muslim ban" and more. He brought up criminal justice reform, though did not mention President Trump's actions on the same issue.
Although Inslee is showing a meager 1% in that CNN poll, it should be noted that the leader, by far, was white male and former Vice President Joe Biden, with a whopping 27%. You can read more about that poll here.
NEWS MARCH 10, 2019
2020 Democratic candidate sorry about being a white male
(Image source: YouTube screenshot)
CALEB HOWE
Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington is running for the Democratic nomination in 2020, and like most of the Dem hopefuls was in Austin over the weekend at the SXSW festival. While there, he and the other candidates spoke with a lot of media, including several taking interviews with NBC's Chuck Todd for Meet the Press or CNN's Jake Tapper for State of the Union on Sunday morning.
But unlike the other candidates, Inslee had a unique message: sorry I'm a white dude.
In Inslee's case, the interview was with Tapper, who brought up the numbers from the latest CNN/Des Moines Register poll, which he said "shows only 38 percent of likely Democratic caucus-goers in Iowa" would be "satisfied with a straight white male nominee."
"So why are you, as a straight white male, the right person to lead the Democratic party if there's so much skepticism from Democrats in Iowa?"
"I think I have evinced a humility about being a straight white male, that I've never experienced discrimination like so many do." said Inslee. "I've never been pulled over as an African-American teenager by an officer driving through a white neighborhood. I've never been a woman who had been talked over in a meeting. So I've approached this with humility."
Inslee said his career has dedicated to "advancing justice" and "making sure that we have as much diversity as possible."
He listed several other ways he has atoned, including making sure his staff attend "implicit bias' training, his stand against the so-called "Muslim ban" and more. He brought up criminal justice reform, though did not mention President Trump's actions on the same issue.
Although Inslee is showing a meager 1% in that CNN poll, it should be noted that the leader, by far, was white male and former Vice President Joe Biden, with a whopping 27%. You can read more about that poll here.