The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

President Trump calls Apple CEO Tim Cook 'Tim Apple' and social media responds to the flub

"We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple," Trump said as he sat next to Cook who had a paper name tag in front of him that said "Tim Cook."

It's not the first time Trump got a CEO's name wrong.

Last March, he called Lockheed Martin's CEO Marillyn Hewson "Marillyn Lockheed."

On other occasions, Trump has mixed up first names, sometimes of his own staff.

He has referred to his national security adviser John Bolton as Mike Bolton. In January, he also referred to Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as "Steve."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech...mp-flubs-apple-ceo-tim-cooks-name/3087515002/

With Trump being a total dumbfuck and now senile on top of that we can't get this lump of shit out of the White House fast enough.

I heard Trump has been trying to reach one of the early investors in Apple, Johnny Appleseed, for economic advise.
 
Blue fin isn't a tropical tuna... especially the really big ones are all caught up by Nova Scotia up by the arctic circle. Again they have to be bled or the meat goes bad. There is a lottery for tags every year and if you've got one of the tags it's not even legal to release a fish if you think it's too small. They just don't catch that type of fish by net intentionally. Not sure why you don't believe me.

A 500lb one like in your pic, if the meat is prime grade will literally be flown over night to Japan so they can sell it fresh the next day in the market. However a 500lb blue fin shot in the head, will never be prime grade meat. You have to get the lactic acid out of the fishes meat while it's still alive or it ruins the fish.
Did you see all the blood in the water in those pics?
They were shooting them in the head then jumping in and bleeding them.
The biggest blue fin in the world are (were) in the Mediterranean. They were fished for centuries in Extremely shallow water by herding schools into coves with nets.

Bluefin are found in all temperate and tropical seas

I’ve caught a shitload of tuna over the years.
Bluefin bigeye yellowfin you name it
 
Did you see all the blood in the water in those pics?
They were shooting them in the head then jumping in and bleeding them.
The biggest blue fin in the world are (were) in the Mediterranean. They were fished for centuries in Extremely shallow water by herding schools into coves with nets.

Bluefin are found in all temperate and tropical seas

I’ve caught a shitload of tuna over the years.
Bluefin bigeye yellowfin you name it

When I say bleed, it's not like with veal where you kill the animal then drain the blood.
With a large blue fin you have to bleed it while it's still alive and then swim it behind the boat at one or two knots til it's dead. You want it's beating heart to pump out the blood. Shooting it in the head stops the heart and ruins the meat.
 
Blue fin isn't a tropical tuna... especially the really big ones are all caught up by Nova Scotia up by the arctic circle. Again they have to be bled or the meat goes bad. There is a lottery for tags every year and if you've got one of the tags it's not even legal to release a fish if you think it's too small. They just don't catch that type of fish by net intentionally. Not sure why you don't believe me.

A 500lb one like in your pic, if the meat is prime grade will literally be flown over night to Japan so they can sell it fresh the next day in the market. However a 500lb blue fin shot in the head, will never be prime grade meat. You have to get the lactic acid out of the fishes meat while it's still alive or it ruins the fish.
I'm well aware of what blue fin goes for in Japan.
Who's to say this tuna didn't go to Japan? Oh yeah, you did.

Processing Bluefin tuna once caught
Depending on where you are in the world and what you intend to do with your tuna, there’s a lot of conflicting advice with regards to how to kill, bleed, fillet and store your tuna. Fortunately there’s a few simple things to know and we’ll leave it up to you which techniques you want to employ.

Revive the tuna
These fish have a very high metabolic rate and when you catch them they are often exhausted when you finally get them to the surface. A build up of lactic acid during this time can spoil the quality of the meat if you bring your tuna aboard immediately and start bleeding it etc. For this reason, most of the higher quality commercial tuna fishermen will tie a rope around the tail and anchor this rope to the boat whilst also re-hooking the tuna in the mouth. Then they allow it to swim alongside the boat at a slow pace until the tuna is revived and the lactic acid build-up dissapates enough.

Fish that are not revived are known as ‘burnt’ or in Japanese ‘Yake’

Kill and Bleed the tuna

Some people prefer to spike the tuna by inserting a thin metal spike into the brain area located on the top of the head between the eyes. This is a very humane and quick way to kill the tuna however it also prevents the heart from beating faster than bleeding the fish out. Commercial fishermen tend to slide the arteries located just behind the pectoral fins and place the fish back into the water to bleed out over the next 10-15 minutes. This also helps cool the tuna while helping oxygenate the fish and preventing the issue mentioned above from occurring.


Which ever method you want to use, the main point here is that you want to remove as much circulating blood from the fish as you can without it pooling or coagulating around the meat areas. Excess and coagulated blood will taint the taste of the meat whilst also increasing the amount of undesirable bacteria in the flesh.
http://tunafishingcharters.com.au/processing-bluefin-tuna-caught/
 
I'm well aware of what blue fin goes for in Japan.
Who's to say this tuna didn't go to Japan? Oh yeah, you did.

Processing Bluefin tuna once caught
Depending on where you are in the world and what you intend to do with your tuna, there’s a lot of conflicting advice with regards to how to kill, bleed, fillet and store your tuna. Fortunately there’s a few simple things to know and we’ll leave it up to you which techniques you want to employ.

Revive the tuna
These fish have a very high metabolic rate and when you catch them they are often exhausted when you finally get them to the surface. A build up of lactic acid during this time can spoil the quality of the meat if you bring your tuna aboard immediately and start bleeding it etc. For this reason, most of the higher quality commercial tuna fishermen will tie a rope around the tail and anchor this rope to the boat whilst also re-hooking the tuna in the mouth. Then they allow it to swim alongside the boat at a slow pace until the tuna is revived and the lactic acid build-up dissapates enough.

Fish that are not revived are known as ‘burnt’ or in Japanese ‘Yake’

Kill and Bleed the tuna

Some people prefer to spike the tuna by inserting a thin metal spike into the brain area located on the top of the head between the eyes. This is a very humane and quick way to kill the tuna however it also prevents the heart from beating faster than bleeding the fish out. Commercial fishermen tend to slide the arteries located just behind the pectoral fins and place the fish back into the water to bleed out over the next 10-15 minutes. This also helps cool the tuna while helping oxygenate the fish and preventing the issue mentioned above from occurring.


Which ever method you want to use, the main point here is that you want to remove as much circulating blood from the fish as you can without it pooling or coagulating around the meat areas. Excess and coagulated blood will taint the taste of the meat whilst also increasing the amount of undesirable bacteria in the flesh.
http://tunafishingcharters.com.au/processing-bluefin-tuna-caught/

That fish in the your pic won't be going to Japan, as a blue fin caught in a net and then shot in the head will render the meat dog food quality. And the Japanese market is all about quality.

Did you not understand the article your posted? It says the same thing I've been saying...
 
Bankrupt California utility wants to give $235M in bonuses
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Pacific Gas & Electric Corp. sought a judge’s approval to pay $235 million in bonuses to thousands of employees despite the California utility’s bankruptcy.


The money is intended to provide incentives to workers and will not be distributed if the company doesn’t meet safety and financial goals, PG&E said in a court filing Wednesday. It said the bonus program has been restructured with its Chapter 11 case in mind and puts a greater emphasis on safety performance.

“In deliberately designing the plan this way, the debtors are sending a clear message to their workforce that the safety of the communities the debtors serve and of their employees is of paramount concern during the restructuring process and into the future,” attorneys for the utility said in court documents.

PG&E filed for bankruptcy in January in the face of billions of dollars in potential liability from huge wildfires in California in 2017 and 2018, including the deadliest U.S. wildfire in a century. That blaze in November 2018 killed 86 people and destroyed most of the town of Paradise.

The utility scrapped its plan to pay $130 million in bonuses for 2018, determining the payments were inappropriate given the wildfires that year and the company’s deteriorating financial situation. Attorneys for wildfire victims had objected to the awards.

An employee union argued that the decision was unfair to workers. The new bonus figure is for work in 2019.

PG&E said bonuses have historically constituted 6 to 20 percent of employees’ pay and brought their total compensation “in line with the market and their peers in the utility space.”

Roughly 10,000 employees are eligible for a bonus this year. They include people with titles such as manager or vice president, but not top level executives who control company policy or report to the board of directors, PG&E said in its court filing.
 
When I say bleed, it's not like with veal where you kill the animal then drain the blood.
With a large blue fin you have to bleed it while it's still alive and then swim it behind the boat at one or two knots til it's dead. You want it's beating heart to pump out the blood. Shooting it in the head stops the heart and ruins the meat.
Those are Andalusian tuna.
The Japanese buy those tuna, and they pay a shitload for them.
 
Did you see all the blood in the water in those pics?
They were shooting them in the head then jumping in and bleeding them.
The biggest blue fin in the world are (were) in the Mediterranean. They were fished for centuries in Extremely shallow water by herding schools into coves with nets.

Bluefin are found in all temperate and tropical seas

I’ve caught a shitload of tuna over the years.
Bluefin bigeye yellowfin you name it
These are probably the same tuna that have migrated along this pathway for a millenium.
 
I think we should turn this into a fishing thread.
We already got all the Trump haters hooked.
They are really not going to like this,




Ex-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort sentenced to 47 months for fraud in Mueller case
  • A federal judge on Thursday sentences President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort to serve 47 months in prison.
  • Manafort had been convicted in the Virginia court last summer on eight counts of bank fraud, tax fraud and failing to file a foreign bank account report.
  • "He has lived an otherwise blameless life," the judge says of Manafort, a central figure in the special counsel's Russia probe.


A federal judge on Thursday sentenced President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort to serve 47 months in prison, a far shorter length of time than prosecutors in the case had argued for.


The decision from federal judge T.S. Ellis in Virginia comes less than a week before Manafort's second sentencing hearing in another case in Washington, D.C., district court. Both cases were brought on charges lodged by special counsel Robert Mueller in his ongoing probe of Russia's election meddling and possible collusion with the Trump campaign.

Manafort, seated in a wheelchair and clad in a green prison jumpsuit during the hearing, spoke of the hardship he has faced as a prime figure in the high-profile Mueller investigation.


"The last two years have been the most difficult for my family and I," Manafort said in his plea for compassion from the judge.




"To say I have been humiliated and ashamed would be a gross understatement," he said.

Before delivering his sentence, Ellis said that Manafort has "been a good friend to others, a generous person."

The judge added: "He has lived an otherwise blameless life."

Manafort had been convicted in the Virginia court last summer on eight counts of bank fraud, tax fraud and failing to file a foreign bank account report. The charges mostly pertained to Manafort's past work for Ukraine's Russia-backed president at the time, Viktor Yanukovych.

Manafort was not convicted on 10 other criminal counts in that case, which were deadlocked by the 12-person jury.

Manafort's lawyer argued in court that the amount of time Manafort spent talking to prosecutors — 50 hours in total — reflects significant cooperation in the government's investigation.

But Mueller's team said bluntly that Manafort's interviews only took so long because he misled them.

"Fifty hours with us was because he lied," prosecutor Greg Andres told Ellis. "He lied, so it took longer to provide the truth to him."

Manafort "did not provide valuable information to the special counsel that wasn't already known," Andres said.

In a sentencing memo last week, Manafort's attorneys argued that Manafort should receive a sentence "substantially below" the 19-to-24-year prison length suggested by federal guidelines. Manafort is a "first-time offender," they wrote, and noted that he admitted his guilt on separate charges launched by Mueller in Washington, D.C., federal court.

Ellis apparently agreed that the guidelines were too high, calling the calculated range "excessive."

Still, Ellis said before delivering the sentence that he was "surprised" he did not hear Manafort "express regret" in his remarks.

They also accused the special counsel of attempting to "vilify Mr. Manafort as a lifelong and irredeemable felon," as well as "spreading misinformation about Mr. Manafort to impugn his character in a manner that this country has not experienced in decades."

But Mueller countered in a Tuesday night filing that Manafort's request for leniency should be ignored at his sentencing, arguing that Manafort has not taken responsibility for his crimes. The special counsel also highlighted additional wrongdoing Manafort is alleged to have done since his cases began, including witness tampering and lying to investigators.

While Ellis had often been curt and impatient toward prosecutors during Manafort's three-week trial, most of his rulings before announcing Manafort's sentence appeared to favor the government's position.

Ellis reportedly shot down multiple objections from Manafort's lawyers regarding a pre-sentence report prepared by federal probation officials. The judge also declined to give Manafort any credit for accepting responsibility for his crimes.

Both the defense and the prosecution agreed to delay a decision about Manafort's restitution until after his second sentencing in D.C. next week.

Trump has consistently and aggressively denounced the Mueller probe as "illegal" and a "witch hunt" motivated by partisan politics. His fiery criticisms have raised alarm among Mueller's defenders, who suspect Trump may be considering a pardon for Manafort or other targets of the Russia probe.

"It's very sad, what happened to Paul," Trump said of Manafort in November. "I have not offered any pardons," he said at that time, but added, "I'm not taking anything off the table."

New York authorities are reportedly prepping charges against Manafort if Trump does pardon his crimes
 
Those are Andalusian tuna.
The Japanese buy those tuna, and they pay a shitload for them.

I've never heard of a Andalusian tuna... but they sound tasty.
Honestly have more luck with Jack and Mahi then tuna, but don't really go out much since my kid was born. Was thinking I was going to treat my uncle for a deep sea trip on his birthday if anyone can recommend a charter.

Trout, perch and blue gill are most in my wheelhouse, as thats what I fished when I was a kid and had more time.
 
They are really not going to like this,




Ex-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort sentenced to 47 months for fraud in Mueller case
  • A federal judge on Thursday sentences President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort to serve 47 months in prison.
  • Manafort had been convicted in the Virginia court last summer on eight counts of bank fraud, tax fraud and failing to file a foreign bank account report.
  • "He has lived an otherwise blameless life," the judge says of Manafort, a central figure in the special counsel's Russia probe.


A federal judge on Thursday sentenced President Donald Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort to serve 47 months in prison, a far shorter length of time than prosecutors in the case had argued for.


The decision from federal judge T.S. Ellis in Virginia comes less than a week before Manafort's second sentencing hearing in another case in Washington, D.C., district court. Both cases were brought on charges lodged by special counsel Robert Mueller in his ongoing probe of Russia's election meddling and possible collusion with the Trump campaign.

Manafort, seated in a wheelchair and clad in a green prison jumpsuit during the hearing, spoke of the hardship he has faced as a prime figure in the high-profile Mueller investigation.


"The last two years have been the most difficult for my family and I," Manafort said in his plea for compassion from the judge.




"To say I have been humiliated and ashamed would be a gross understatement," he said.

Before delivering his sentence, Ellis said that Manafort has "been a good friend to others, a generous person."

The judge added: "He has lived an otherwise blameless life."

Manafort had been convicted in the Virginia court last summer on eight counts of bank fraud, tax fraud and failing to file a foreign bank account report. The charges mostly pertained to Manafort's past work for Ukraine's Russia-backed president at the time, Viktor Yanukovych.

Manafort was not convicted on 10 other criminal counts in that case, which were deadlocked by the 12-person jury.

Manafort's lawyer argued in court that the amount of time Manafort spent talking to prosecutors — 50 hours in total — reflects significant cooperation in the government's investigation.

But Mueller's team said bluntly that Manafort's interviews only took so long because he misled them.

"Fifty hours with us was because he lied," prosecutor Greg Andres told Ellis. "He lied, so it took longer to provide the truth to him."

Manafort "did not provide valuable information to the special counsel that wasn't already known," Andres said.

In a sentencing memo last week, Manafort's attorneys argued that Manafort should receive a sentence "substantially below" the 19-to-24-year prison length suggested by federal guidelines. Manafort is a "first-time offender," they wrote, and noted that he admitted his guilt on separate charges launched by Mueller in Washington, D.C., federal court.

Ellis apparently agreed that the guidelines were too high, calling the calculated range "excessive."

Still, Ellis said before delivering the sentence that he was "surprised" he did not hear Manafort "express regret" in his remarks.

They also accused the special counsel of attempting to "vilify Mr. Manafort as a lifelong and irredeemable felon," as well as "spreading misinformation about Mr. Manafort to impugn his character in a manner that this country has not experienced in decades."

But Mueller countered in a Tuesday night filing that Manafort's request for leniency should be ignored at his sentencing, arguing that Manafort has not taken responsibility for his crimes. The special counsel also highlighted additional wrongdoing Manafort is alleged to have done since his cases began, including witness tampering and lying to investigators.

While Ellis had often been curt and impatient toward prosecutors during Manafort's three-week trial, most of his rulings before announcing Manafort's sentence appeared to favor the government's position.

Ellis reportedly shot down multiple objections from Manafort's lawyers regarding a pre-sentence report prepared by federal probation officials. The judge also declined to give Manafort any credit for accepting responsibility for his crimes.

Both the defense and the prosecution agreed to delay a decision about Manafort's restitution until after his second sentencing in D.C. next week.

Trump has consistently and aggressively denounced the Mueller probe as "illegal" and a "witch hunt" motivated by partisan politics. His fiery criticisms have raised alarm among Mueller's defenders, who suspect Trump may be considering a pardon for Manafort or other targets of the Russia probe.

"It's very sad, what happened to Paul," Trump said of Manafort in November. "I have not offered any pardons," he said at that time, but added, "I'm not taking anything off the table."

New York authorities are reportedly prepping charges against Manafort if Trump does pardon his crimes
They’re gonna go nuts. 47/2 minus 9 is a little over one year on good behavior. That’s it. Over. Done. All federal cases concluded. No further sentencing by any other judge.

Wait. What?
 
That fish in the your pic won't be going to Japan, as a blue fin caught in a net and then shot in the head will render the meat dog food quality. And the Japanese market is all about quality.

Did you not understand the article your posted? It says the same thing I've been saying...
Yes I know it also says the same thing that Aff is talking about as it also describes what is happening in the pictures:
This also helps cool the tuna while helping oxygenate the fish and preventing the issue mentioned above from occurring.
The issue mentioned above, ‘burnt’ or in Japanese ‘Yake’, is prevented.
Reread the article: "Depending on where you are in the world and what you intend to do with your tuna, there’s a lot of conflicting advice with regards to how to kill, bleed, fillet and store your tuna. Fortunately there’s a few simple things to know and we’ll leave it up to you which techniques you want to employ".
 
Yes I know it also says the same thing that Aff is talking about as it also describes what is happening in the pictures:
This also helps cool the tuna while helping oxygenate the fish and preventing the issue mentioned above from occurring.
The issue mentioned above, ‘burnt’ or in Japanese ‘Yake’, is prevented.
Reread the article: "Depending on where you are in the world and what you intend to do with your tuna, there’s a lot of conflicting advice with regards to how to kill, bleed, fillet and store your tuna. Fortunately there’s a few simple things to know and we’ll leave it up to you which techniques you want to employ".

Not to beat a dead hors... I mean fish. How long do you suppose it would take to ice down a 500lb fish Aff?
 
They were pushing 20 or 30 years, ha.
I know. Now it’s just shy of 3 years if he behaves. Or zero, if he’s got a friend in high places. MAGA.

Which reminds me. Was there a time when corruption in the White House was rampant? Is that when America was great?

Lyndon Johnson was pretty corrupt. But the Johnson years are probably not what Trump had in mind.
 
Hmm, the article made it sound like this is a different case, and we'll hear the verdict the more serious charges in the coming weeks.
We’ll always have New York. That takes care of his pardon hopes...
Is Trump’s rule that you have to be a) family b) crooked or c) really really rich, to work closely with him? It’s unbelievable.
 
I know. Now it’s just shy of 3 years if he behaves. Or zero, if he’s got a friend in high places. MAGA.

Which reminds me. Was there a time when corruption in the White House was rampant? Is that when America was great?

Lyndon Johnson was pretty corrupt. But the Johnson years are probably not what Trump had in mind.

Nixon, Reagan, w...etc.
 
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Blue fin isn't a tropical tuna... especially the really big ones are all caught up by Nova Scotia up by the arctic circle. Again they have to be bled or the meat goes bad. There is a lottery for tags every year and if you've got one of the tags it's not even legal to release a fish if you think it's too small. They just don't catch that type of fish by net intentionally. Not sure why you don't believe me.

A 500lb one like in your pic, if the meat is prime grade will literally be flown over night to Japan so they can sell it fresh the next day in the market. However a 500lb blue fin shot in the head, will never be prime grade meat. You have to get the lactic acid out of the fishes meat while it's still alive or it ruins the fish.
 
I know. Now it’s just shy of 3 years if he behaves. Or zero, if he’s got a friend in high places. MAGA.

Which reminds me. Was there a time when corruption in the White House was rampant? Is that when America was great?

Lyndon Johnson was pretty corrupt. But the Johnson years are probably not what Trump had in mind.
How much time did he get for Russian collusion?
 
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