That's not what my Dad said. According to him you asked for a job but when pressed for your resume it was found to be lacking. He said it was disturbing that you had little to no knowledge of how AR works, what a multiplier is, how to properly use depreciation, what can or cannot be deducted. I had to tell him how you had posted that it was ok to deduct your kids soccer club dues if the club was operating as a non-profit.
We had a good laugh then he jumped back into his McLaren to catch his private jet back home.