The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Remember, its better to make friends than enemies, and its always better to put your own interest in front of what some may insist is the "greater good".
Thats not to say we remain selfish, its just that we must always persevere.
 
I always knew it was you, frito.
Never go against the family.

btw, Do some research on BM. It will keep you regular along with the morning coffee.

BM is a daily movement, DT is the colon cleanse.

Here's a Sunday Family Quiz -

The man was blocked from opening a casino in Australia due to extensive mob ties. Was it...
1) Don the Con
2) Bob Mueller, war hero

Winner gets to not be a sucker for the rest of their lives!

Kek.
 
Me too. I'm kekking my way to Kekistan.

You want a real laugh, read Mikey "the Hack man" C's sentencing doc (or, if you're racist Joe, get one of your undocumented Standard Brands buddies to read it to you.) It is freaking funnnnny! And what's even better - it will get funnier over time.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/5348235-Cohen-sentencing-memo.html


It has nothing to do with " Russian Collusion ".....
It has nothing to do with " Donald J. Trump " citizen.....

He was caught lying in a perjury trap set Dirty Cop Robert Mueller and
his henchmen ( One of the worst being Andrew Weissman ).....
Just as EVERY other conviction is from a Perjury trap or Ghost Russian
Humans who will NEVER show up in Court...!

The Special Counsel is the Biggest Joke on the North American Continent.
I don't see how they wake up in the morning and face themselves in the mirror.

At this point in the game I have absolutely NO respect for Mueller & Co.
even if after Wednesday he took down the WHOLE Clinton Foundation and
the Clinton's .....
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Con’d by QE
 
Here's a Sunday Family Quiz -

The man was blocked from opening a casino in Australia due to extensive mob ties. Was it...
1) Don the Con
2) Bob Mueller, war hero

Winner gets to not be a sucker for the rest of their lives!

Kek.


This man carried samples of American Uranium Ore to Russia. Who was it ?

1. The current POTUS.
2. The current head of the Special Counsel.

The winner gets to watch Freidhands be a human sucker for life !
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
That babble is husker esque.
 
You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Trump doing the heavy lifting the pussy Kenyan wouldn't.
Trump Agrees To Hold Off On Threatened Tariff Increases; Xi Agrees To Buy ‘Very Substantial’ Amount Of US Products
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You're such a hypocritical clown. And a rube, which is why the con will work. Cons work people who want to believe.

Lots of folks also believe Trump is a "good Christian." Kek.

His relationship with a "whore" matters because his hush-money payments to her and other women are illegal. So they have consequence to Cohen, who arranged them. And that is why he is spilling the beans on Don the Cons other cons.

Don the Con is really more mob-boss than con, in some ways. It is no accident he got his AC property from the Chicken Man, before the front of Mr. Testa's house was blown off, taking Mr. Testa with him...

It is no surprise that Don the mob-con lied on his NJ casino applications, that he bankrupt casinos left and right - I mean, come on, house odds anyone? Can't even skim enough off the booze to make your debt payments?

He's a con. He lies as a matter of course. You and many others are the mark. Your kid's/grandkid's economic future is the haul.
Hey fat man, I just posted he conned his way to the Presidency...
Once again you assume an awful lot and generalize way to much.
I've also posted I didn't vote for either of the last two Presidents...
Hush money is illegal? Pfft...look up non disclosure agreement you pompous ass.
The sky is not falling...there is no fire in the theater...there was no collusion.
Kek...
 
Hey fat man, I just posted he conned his way to the Presidency...
Once again you assume an awful lot and generalize way to much.
I've also posted I didn't vote for either of the last two Presidents...
Hush money is illegal? Pfft...look up non disclosure agreement you pompous ass.
The sky is not falling...there is no fire in the theater...there was no collusion.
Kek...

Yes. Hush money in the context of a Presidential campaign, paid how it was is illegal. What part of that don't you understand?
Repeat after me: conspiracy, perjury, obstruction.
And most importantly: a big con by the big con.
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves... or just save Trump Inc. a ton of money."
Sucker.
 
Trump doing the heavy lifting the pussy Kenyan wouldn't.
Trump Agrees To Hold Off On Threatened Tariff Increases; Xi Agrees To Buy ‘Very Substantial’ Amount Of US Products
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Another rube falls for the con... "But Trump says..."

10% tariffs still on. No formal agreement. 90 day suspension of 25% tariffs... At least we'll have a nice day-trade bounce tomorrow (cause of tax cuts, remember?) Talk to me in March... Kek.


Jim Watson | AFP | Getty Images
Chinese President Xi Jinping (R) waves to the press as he walks with President Donald Trump at the Mar-a-Lago estate in West Palm Beach, Florida, April 7, 2017.
Markets around the world cheered the 90-day ceasefirethat U.S. President Donald Trumpand Chinese President Xi Jinpingagreed on over the weekend, but experts repeatedly expressed doubt that any concrete steps to totally ease tensions between the two economic giants can be achieved in so short a time.

"This is not a truce, this is not an armistice," Steve Okun, senior advisor at McLarty Associates, told CNBC's "Street Signs"on Monday. He noted the additional tariffs that the U.S.and Chinahave imposed on each other's products are still in place, so the 90-day withholding of further levies doesn't signal the end of the trade fight.

"Sure, it's a good sign that presidents talk, it's a good sign that they've set some kind of 90-day period — even though we don't really know what's expected to occur in that 90 days — but the trade war is on," added Okun, a trade expert and a board member of the American Chamber of Commerce in Singapore.

Trump and Xi met at the G-20 summit in Argentinaover the weekend. There, the American president agreed to not raise tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese imports from 10 percent to 25 percent in January as he had previously threatened, according to a statement from the White House. But, if the two countries fail to reach a deal at the end of 90 days, the threatened tariffs will be implemented, the statement said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/us-...n-despite-trump-xi-90-days-truce-experts.html
 
Another rube falls for the con... "But Trump says..."

10% tariffs still on. No formal agreement. 90 day suspension of 25% tariffs... At least we'll have a nice day-trade bounce tomorrow (cause of tax cuts, remember?) Talk to me in March... Kek.


Jim Watson | AFP | Getty Images
Chinese President Xi Jinping (R) waves to the press as he walks with President Donald Trump at the Mar-a-Lago estate in West Palm Beach, Florida, April 7, 2017.
Markets around the world cheered the 90-day ceasefirethat U.S. President Donald Trumpand Chinese President Xi Jinpingagreed on over the weekend, but experts repeatedly expressed doubt that any concrete steps to totally ease tensions between the two economic giants can be achieved in so short a time.

"This is not a truce, this is not an armistice," Steve Okun, senior advisor at McLarty Associates, told CNBC's "Street Signs"on Monday. He noted the additional tariffs that the U.S.and Chinahave imposed on each other's products are still in place, so the 90-day withholding of further levies doesn't signal the end of the trade fight.

"Sure, it's a good sign that presidents talk, it's a good sign that they've set some kind of 90-day period — even though we don't really know what's expected to occur in that 90 days — but the trade war is on," added Okun, a trade expert and a board member of the American Chamber of Commerce in Singapore.

Trump and Xi met at the G-20 summit in Argentinaover the weekend. There, the American president agreed to not raise tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese imports from 10 percent to 25 percent in January as he had previously threatened, according to a statement from the White House. But, if the two countries fail to reach a deal at the end of 90 days, the threatened tariffs will be implemented, the statement said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/us-...n-despite-trump-xi-90-days-truce-experts.html
CNBC? You must be kidding.
 
CNBC? You must be kidding.

Hm. The feeling when, because you are racists and can't read, you think Steve Okum is "cnbc ...." Kek.

Ok. How about the WSJ and Nate Taplin? (Who argues Trump blinking here - which he did - lost the leverage he had due to China's flatlining to shrinking factory sector...) BTW, some of the goal of Trump's "trade war" are really important, esp. IP theft. The stupid thing is going around telling people trade wars are "easy to win" then kicking the can down the road with an unenforceable, non-specific agreement. It's just NK all over again: pretend to get concessions. Give concession of your own. Get nothing down the road. Don the Con is not even that good a con.

Or, you can listen to the Pink Elephant of the Sterno Bottle down at Standard Brands...

Trump, Xi: This Isn’t the Deal You’re Looking For
Markets are celebrating a Sino-U.S. trade cease-fire. More-sober investors will recognize an opportunity may have been lost.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-xi-this-isnt-the-deal-youre-looking-for-1543814693?mod=e2tw
 
Like, you all know the tariffs Xi is taking off cars is the one he put on due to Trump's tariffs. The original 15% remains... (and it's just a promise anyway. They same promise he made last year...)

This was Trump blinking. Xi doesn't want a trade war (and never did.) But there are no major concessions in this pause. (Also, most US cars sold to China are made in China...)
 
"When you're attacking the FBI because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing." -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
 
So good of Don the Con to take credit for putting out the fire he started...

He loves farmers... so he ruined an entire growing season...

Ladies and gentleman- the con.

Oh, and the tax cuts will pay for themselves...
 
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