Let's have dinner, give thanks for what we have and ignore this moron...
"As a tolerant and appropriately guilt-ridden white man, I have long since withdrawn from these kinds of “celebrations.” Instead, I invite 20 of my closest minority friends to come to my house and insult me for three hours. It gives marginalized people a chance to express their frustrations, and it reminds me that I am scum and my ancestors were a blight on the Earth. We finish the evening by sharing a communal bowl of vegan yogurt. It is a lovely tradition and I simply can’t understand why it hasn’t caught on across the country."
Pathetic is what it is..."As a tolerant and appropriately guilt-ridden white man, I have long since withdrawn from these kinds of “celebrations.” Instead, I invite 20 of my closest minority friends to come to my house and insult me for three hours. It gives marginalized people a chance to express their frustrations, and it reminds me that I am scum and my ancestors were a blight on the Earth. We finish the evening by sharing a communal bowl of vegan yogurt. It is a lovely tradition and I simply can’t understand why it hasn’t caught on across the country."
Is this guy trying to be funny?
The article reads like a parody, but the guy plays it so straight I cant tell if its brilliant or hilarious, or both.
Happy Thanksgiving, you people.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family... just don't forget to sneak in some cardio tomorrow. Now excuse me as I slip back into my food coma."As a tolerant and appropriately guilt-ridden white man, I have long since withdrawn from these kinds of “celebrations.” Instead, I invite 20 of my closest minority friends to come to my house and insult me for three hours. It gives marginalized people a chance to express their frustrations, and it reminds me that I am scum and my ancestors were a blight on the Earth. We finish the evening by sharing a communal bowl of vegan yogurt. It is a lovely tradition and I simply can’t understand why it hasn’t caught on across the country."
Is this guy trying to be funny?
The article reads like a parody, but the guy plays it so straight I cant tell if its brilliant or hilarious, or both.
Happy Thanksgiving, you people.
At least he got to sit at the table.'A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving' Is Now Racist
"Not watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving anymore"
by Paul BoisNovember 23, 2018
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Another holiday classic has been slapped with the label "racist" by SJWs for supposedly marginalizing the token black character: "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving."
People on social media have expressed outrage over the fact that the lone black character Franklin in "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" appears seated differently juxtaposed to the white characters during the famous dinner scene where Charlie Brown serves popcorn and toast to his hungry guests instead of turkey and stuffing. From The Hill:
The scene in question has four characters from Charles M. Schulz’s iconic "Peanuts" cartoon — Sally, Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty and dog Snoopy — sitting on one side of a makeshift outdoor table for Thanksgiving dinner, with Marcie at one end of the table and Linus at the head.
The cartoon's lone black character, Franklin, is on his own side of the table seated on a lawn chair.
Comicbook.com was the first to flag the reactions to the scene on social media.
"Not watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving anymore, until they sit some people on the same side of the table as Franklin," said one Twitter user.
"How come Franklin, Charlie Brown’s only black friend, sits alone on the other side of the table? And in a lawn chair," said another Twitter user. "Am I woke now, why is Franklin in Charlie Brown Thanksgiving sitting all by himself at the table. Man. Things that I did not notice as a child," said another.
One Twitter user said the scene was reminiscent of the film "Get Out," a story about rich, white liberals who insert their brains into black people's bodies: "Let’s talk about Franklin. Dude gets invited to Charlie Brown’s by Peppermint Patty. Then he finds out that it wasn’t a real invite, a dog is cooking the food and he’s gotta sit by himself at dinner. That’s Get Out."
Don't say anything, but Lucy is in the kitchen cooking.At least he got to sit at the table.
Where's Pigpen?
...and why is Linus at the head of the table?
Its a "Charlie Brown" thanksgiving.
Go home, Joe, you’re DRUNK: Joe Scarborough writes thread on being thankful for Hillary Clinton and WHOA NELLY the backfire
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