The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Ricky Fandango said:
He can offer free bottled water to every one of them.
Just has to figure out how to get the stash outta Puerto Rico.
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You bet. Good political move. Import millions of now bacterial contaminated bottles of water for his constituents, and intended voter base. They’ll all be dead before November.
 
Nonononono said:
You bet. Good political move. Import millions of now bacterial contaminated bottles of water for his constituents, and intended voter base. They’ll all be dead before November.
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. . . details, details details, not a nutter forte . . . and in his further quest to be, the most, Ricky has become nutter numero uno. Lends a new meaning to "roughing it in".
 
Nonononono said:
You bet. Good political move. Import millions of now bacterial contaminated bottles of water for his constituents, and intended voter base. They’ll all be dead before November.
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Im talking about the still sealed pallets of water for the last hurricane that USA delivered, and Puerto Rico officials failed to deliver.
Should be good to go.
Why else would they hoard it?
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Im talking about the still sealed pallets of water for the last hurricane that USA delivered, and Puerto Rico officials failed to deliver.
Should be good to go.
Why else would they hoard it?
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If we could obtain just one of those year old, thin recycled plastic bottles, factory sealed which was at best purinated water*, would you honestly now, be willing to drink it’s entire contents in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on the porch of Funk and Wagnall since noon today, without any ability to receive any medical care, treatment, ambulatory services or any dilution from fresh water or other abatement sources of any description of any kind?

*It is my understanding from several experts in the field of molds, bacteria and other fungi, seriously, that the primary and near total cause of bottled water being at significant risk of contaminants is the bacterial integrity of the “clean” bottle, not the water added thereafter, where nasty bacterial contaminants go first from the ubiquitous nominal status that human digestive systems can since time immemorial fight off via white blood cells, etc., to any level of toxic and life threatening levels of contamination.

Experts in this field have consistently told me that tap water (not in Flint, MI, my addition) is a safer source of water than factory sealed water from any municipal through artesian mountain well sources.**

**a shame, frankly, that my profession and specialty therein has been one that involves learning all sorts of mundane but interesting tidbits of trivia that actually are factually accurate.

Drink up?

You may use Google to research before answering, but I must insist on our gentleman's agreement to be honest with one another on this bet.***

***Fiji Water, I’d told, is the most dangerous “bottled pure” water to expect is pure. I’m told it was likely quite wonderfully pure just before it was filled on Fiji. But the empty bottles that were unsealed, opened and sitting inside the Fiji warehouse? Then the weeks from packing, crating, container ship stacking, sailing to their port of entry to US, train and or trucked to distribution facilities in God know’s where Utah, then trucked to San Diego, then light truck delivered to your Oceanside Ralph’s? Say no more.
 
Nonononono said:
If we could obtain just one of those year old, thin recycled plastic bottles, factory sealed which was at best purinated water*, would you honestly now, be willing to drink it’s entire contents in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on the porch of Funk and Wagnall since noon today, without any ability to receive any medical care, treatment, ambulatory services or any dilution from fresh water or other abatement sources of any description of any kind?

*It is my understanding from several experts in the field of molds, bacteria and other fungi, seriously, that the primary and near total cause of bottled water being at significant risk of contaminants is the bacterial integrity of the “clean” bottle, not the water added thereafter, where nasty bacterial contaminants go first from the ubiquitous nominal status that human digestive systems can since time immemorial fight off via white blood cells, etc., to any level of toxic and life threatening levels of contamination.

Experts in this field have consistently told me that tap water (not in Flint, MI, my addition) is a safer source of water than factory sealed water from any municipal through artesian mountain well sources.**

**a shame, frankly, that my profession and specialty therein has been one that involves learning all sorts of mundane but interesting tidbits of trivia that actually are factually accurate.

Drink up?

You may use Google to research before answering, but I must insist on our gentleman's agreement to be honest with one another on this bet.***

***Fiji Water, I’d told, is the most dangerous “bottled pure” water to expect is pure. I’m told it was likely quite wonderfully pure just before it was filled on Fiji. But the empty bottles that were unsealed, opened and sitting inside the Fiji warehouse? Then the weeks from packing, crating, container ship stacking, sailing to their port of entry to US, train and or trucked to distribution facilities in God know’s where Utah, then trucked to San Diego, then light truck delivered to your Oceanside Ralph’s? Say no more.
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Well I guess the dipshits in Puerto Rico should have done their fucking job and got the water where it was needed, when it was needed.
Amirite?
 
Incompetent grifters sit on the goods and point their shit stained fingers at the USA while the good water spoils on a tarmac.
Im at a loss to figure out how anyone can look a gift horse in the mouth, and then let the same horse die on a tarmac.

If thats not enough, blame the guy who sent the horse.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Well I guess the dipshits in Puerto Rico should have done their fucking job and got the water where it was needed, when it was needed.
Amirite?
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Possibly. Recall I don’t bullshit on historic matters, unless I’m in character and being ridiculously obsequious.

Did not drivers in PR go on strike of some sort, or was it actually a question of their general inability to get from home to their trucks? And I suppose in retrospect now, what may turn out to be the complete inability via road conditions, perhaps not known then, perhaps learned from a congressional inquiry that could have taken place over the last 12 plus months, that the lines of communications of FEMA, that millions of bottles of water were on a tarmac at an airport, likely a military or regional airport, info was perhaps not available to those drivers that they ought to go to that airport, to collect and distribute the water? Yes, run-on sentence. Congressional investigation to follow.

Only eight separate “Benghazi” congressional committee inquiries I suppose could answer such inquiries.

The more pressing question, though: Have you agreed to drink the aforementioned bottled water?
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Incompetent grifters sit on the goods and point their shit stained fingers at the USA while the good water spoils on a tarmac.
Im at a loss to figure out how anyone can look a gift horse in the mouth, and then let the same horse die on a tarmac.

If thats not enough, blame the guy who sent the horse.
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I think I expressed my gift horse view. I happily accept it without any medical inquiry as to insult the giver. But a medical evaluation some time later, after the giver has departed, can lead to my having a temporary surplus of glue for sale.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Incompetent grifters sit on the goods and point their shit stained fingers at the USA while the good water spoils on a tarmac.
Im at a loss to figure out how anyone can look a gift horse in the mouth, and then let the same horse die on a tarmac.

If thats not enough, blame the guy who sent the horse.
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Millions Of Water Bottles Found Rotting In Puerto Rico As San Juan Mayor Continues To Bash Trump
3 hours ago
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...cQCQ&usg=AOvVaw1A-HjJcnlBrBaAAP--kV8l&ampcf=1
 
It's all over but the shouting after the voting,
get the fuck over it. Ha.
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BREAKING: FBI Isn’t Investigating Brett Kavanaugh Over Content Of Vague Dianne Feinstein Document
by Ashe SchowSeptember 13, 2018


The Federal Bureau of Investigation has declined to investigate Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh over allegations sent to them by Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA).

Matt Zapotosky of The Washington Post quoted an FBI official as saying: “Upon receipt of the information on the night of September 12, we included it as part of Judge Kavanaugh’s background file, as per the standard process.” He also reported that the agency was not opening a criminal investigation into what Kavanaugh may or may not have done as a high school student.
 
Ricky Fandango said:
Im talking about the still sealed pallets of water for the last hurricane that USA delivered, and Puerto Rico officials failed to deliver.
Should be good to go.
Why else would they hoard it?
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So where are we on the bottle, and whether or not you’ve chugged it down yet on Funk and Wagnall’s porch?

One of the usual gang of idiots has already posted from one of his idiotic news sources that the water is by now more than just putrid, but deadly.

Unless you drank a bottle and are dead.
 
Nonononono said:
So where are we on the bottle, and whether or not you’ve chugged it down yet on Funk and Wagnall’s porch?

One of the usual gang of idiots has already posted from one of his idiotic news sources that the water is by now more than just putrid, but deadly.

Unless you drank a bottle and are dead.
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That's the kind of water t and his ever vigilant supporters (or is that vigilante?) want Puerto Ricans to consume . . . like the rental space that opened up after 9/11 and the fact that t's building was once again the tallest or the business opportunities that t bragged about loving that came about due to the great recession, a smart (or absolutely despicable) business person could take advantage of such a situation as mass genocide . . . heck negotiations are under way for Trump Tower Aleppo, lots of opportunity in Syria if of course one has a friend with influence in that region.
 
Hüsker Dü said:
That's the kind of water t and his ever vigilant supporters (or is that vigilante?) want Puerto Ricans to consume . . . like the rental space that opened up after 9/11 and the fact that t's building was once again the tallest or the business opportunities that t bragged about loving that came about due to the great recession, a smart (or absolutely despicable) business person could take advantage of such a situation as mass genocide . . . heck negotiations are under way for Trump Tower Aleppo, lots of opportunity in Syria if of course one has a friend with influence in that region.
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Balderdash!
Post like this is what has earned you the f'n idiot of the kitchen....
This is why I give you grief.
Tee up another one Daffy....
 
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Hüsker Dü said:
LOL!
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Does he even realize one of his crowd of the usual gang of idiots has already posted a conservative blathering internet “news” site (read, Russian bot) has already “reported” that billions of bottles of water from FEMA is putrid and contaminanted, hence the fault of Puerto Ricans for not timely distributing it throughout the island.

Whether any such FEMA communication of the airlift was actually made to Puerto Rican officials after Trump drained FEMA coffers of funding for communications, let alone supplies, Republican controlled congressional inquiries never conducted, we’ll likely never know for years to come.
 
Wouldn’t a written email or recorded statement in any permanent recordation, contemporaneous to the then-ongoing, or instant completion of this essential air drop of millions of bottles of then-potable fresh water supplies to PR by FEMA be an enormously corroborating piece of evidence to support the current unsupported wild opinions promulgated by right-wing (Russian bot) websites as fact, serve as incontrovertible evidence that Trump’s FEMA not only delivered the then-potable water, but unequivocally communicated this fact to the PR authorities, and/or the FEMA ground services to be picked up and distributed to the millions of American citizens on the island without potable water for days, if not weeks and months? Even if such water was even potable after several months in the baking, hot, bacterial producing rich environment in which they were left by Trump’s FEMA?
 
I see I and autocorrect failed to catch a typo in a post above. The House Oversight Subcommittee needs a referral to start the first of at least eight concurrent hearings. This is BIG.
 
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