When I lived in Hawaii, after work I would head to the Vinyard Tavern and have seven or eight beers.Just make sure the two of you wear your Life Alert necklaces.
There was this big haole dude who hung out there, cant remember his name, but he supposedly was in the Olympics back in the day for throwing the shot put.
He was about 6-3 and probably 340 lbs.
One day he was telling this kid about my age ( early 20s) that the shot put required more explosive quickness than a sprinter.
The kid challenged him to a race.
They went out on vinyard street and raced (about 40 yyds) and I'll be damned if that fat son of a bitch didnt win.