Since it's directed at me I promise to eventually click on your Carlson. But I have a low tolerance. The guy reminds me of Flounder all grown up. The lab coat thing is more interesting. Of course I wear one when I play Climate Scientist. If you go to the public servers with the relevant data sets, you have to click a box certifying you are wearing one before you can proceed to the download page. Bet you didn't know that. And you're an attorney in Real Life if I have it right. So your appearance is your opening statement. For a scientist, though, as a garment that supposed to be part of PPE the white lab coat might not be the most practical idea to ever come along. Before the east side teams imploded, my kid played with GS for a long time. White practice shirts on turf-I think they did it on purpose. So I could image that, assuming that EH&S isn't peeking in on you, the lab coat may actually be for after your Nobel Prize. So you can dress up like a scientist to get the money for the care and feeding of the vassals in your little kingdom.