Ahhhh.....The similarities are endless....
Schiff : " Trump ate all the Strawberries " !
Defense : " But Trump was never aboard ship .... "
Schiff : " Many saw him eat them, I was told this by others who who...said they talked to others.."
Defense : " So no one actually witnessed the event ? "
Schiff : " Yeah...No....Yeah....Wellll someone said they heard from the " key " Eric..."
Defense : " Was the " key " Eric ever on board ship ? "
Schiff : " I was told that Taylor heard from Sondland who overheard Yavonovich mumbling something
about stawberry jam....That's gotta be the " key " Eric.....
As Schiff rolls his eyeballs around in his right hand and contemplates another lie......