mahrez
SILVER ELITE
What?
LA Galaxy Academy has one team per age group and those are the only teams ussda scouts attend games for on assignment.
GIRLS DAII
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What?
LA Galaxy Academy has one team per age group and those are the only teams ussda scouts attend games for on assignment.
SocalSoccerMom
SILVER ELITE
you forgot to mention in an exclusive league
First...I sense a bit of sarcasm in MKG's post.
Second, there is more than one "Galaxy" is GDA (Carson and San Diego)
bababooey
GOLD
Yes, we have (Pats 03 DA2).
bababooey
GOLD
Personally, I would go with the Pre-Academy Reserve team than the DA3 team. What about DAIII?
SoccerLife75
SILVER
Are you free to share?
bababooey
GOLD
A little......we are scheduled for one tourney in June, two in July, one in August or early September and then one more at Thanksgiving.
younothat
PREMIER
Breaking news...CSL has rejected girls DPL but the Golden Valley Soccer League out of Bako has stepped in to fill the void.
*** HOT of the PRESS ****
NEW PLAYER LEAGUE —KICKS OFF Extending the Player Pool, Youth Soccer Clubs in the Southwest Announce New Girls Development Unicorn Division (DUD)
Bakersfield, April 26, 2017, — Working together to benefit player development in the Southwest — a known hot bed of youth soccer talent — anybody that wants to play can sign up for the Development Unicorn (DUD) Division starting today.
The Development Unicorn League (DUD) will be the platform for the extended player pool for anybody that wants to play and can afford the high fees, tall tells, travel to/from bakersfield, LA, SD, or where ever teams sign up. The new division will focus on having fun at the games , food trucks, and eating creating a pathway for players to progress, develop and be identified creating a seamless bridge between real life and soccer.
There will be food trucks at every game and Milk Duds have signed on as the primary sponsor and yes the unicorn patch and soccer balls will be available from vendors in the parking lots along with corn, nachos, and other assorted comfort foods, at the showcase there will be jumpers and water play for the kids. Please support our sponsors
*** HOT of the PRESS ****
NEW PLAYER LEAGUE —KICKS OFF Extending the Player Pool, Youth Soccer Clubs in the Southwest Announce New Girls Development Unicorn Division (DUD)
Bakersfield, April 26, 2017, — Working together to benefit player development in the Southwest — a known hot bed of youth soccer talent — anybody that wants to play can sign up for the Development Unicorn (DUD) Division starting today.
The Development Unicorn League (DUD) will be the platform for the extended player pool for anybody that wants to play and can afford the high fees, tall tells, travel to/from bakersfield, LA, SD, or where ever teams sign up. The new division will focus on having fun at the games , food trucks, and eating creating a pathway for players to progress, develop and be identified creating a seamless bridge between real life and soccer.
There will be food trucks at every game and Milk Duds have signed on as the primary sponsor and yes the unicorn patch and soccer balls will be available from vendors in the parking lots along with corn, nachos, and other assorted comfort foods, at the showcase there will be jumpers and water play for the kids. Please support our sponsors
Breaking news...CSL has rejected girls DPL but the Golden Valley Soccer League out of Bako has stepped in to fill the void.
*** HOT of the PRESS ****
NEW PLAYER LEAGUE —KICKS OFF Extending the Player Pool, Youth Soccer Clubs in the Southwest Announce New Girls Development Unicorn Division (DUD)
Bakersfield, April 26, 2017, — Working together to benefit player development in the Southwest — a known hot bed of youth soccer talent — anybody that wants to play can sign up for the Development Unicorn (DUD) Division starting today.
The Development Unicorn League (DUD) will be the platform for the extended player pool for anybody that wants to play and can afford the high fees, tall tells, travel to/from bakersfield, LA, SD, or where ever teams sign up. The new division will focus on having fun at the games , food trucks, and eating creating a pathway for players to progress, develop and be identified creating a seamless bridge between real life and soccer.
There will be food trucks at every game and Milk Duds have signed on as the primary sponsor and yes the unicorn patch and soccer balls will be available from vendors in the parking lots along with corn, nachos, and other assorted comfort foods, at the showcase there will be jumpers and water play for the kids. Please support our sponsors
You joke but I would buy that soccer ball in a second
younothat
PREMIER
You joke but I would buy that soccer ball in a second
Oh don't worry there will be plenty to go around, unicorn balls will be also available as a edible treat from select vendors.
Some of the other key benifits of DUD will be increased safety and social media exposure
For safety reasons all players will be roster.ed & referred to as there sprit unicorn names only. No real names please. you can find your unicorn name at:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/563301865873103276/
In Conjunction with Snap and the head safety institute there will be unlimited headers in DUD but all players are required to wear the unicorn headband at all times while playing.
The unicorn headband will feature protection but also the 3D spectacle on-line camera, each time you score a selfie will be snapped automatically and uploaded to the Internet in seconds or unitl you have wifi what ever comes first.
Subway is also creating our signature unicorn sub the "all you can eat unlimited sandwich" for those that just cant get enough marketing with empty promises.
But seriously about that ball. @Technician has GOATS. Can you start your Unicorn group?
Requirements:
1. Must believe your daughter is USWNT material.
Bonus points is she has it on the Instagram already with an emoji
2. Must be able to fail a LOTG quiz.
Bonus points for missing offsides or handball calls
3. Must be able to compare their daughter to a current USWNT player
Bonus points for historical references mainly Mia Hamm
4. Unable to use Team Snap and also "replies all" to team email
5. Must think your DD will get a full ride to a D1 school
Bonus points UCLA, USC or Stanford
Requirements:
1. Must believe your daughter is USWNT material.
Bonus points is she has it on the Instagram already with an emoji
2. Must be able to fail a LOTG quiz.
Bonus points for missing offsides or handball calls
3. Must be able to compare their daughter to a current USWNT player
Bonus points for historical references mainly Mia Hamm
4. Unable to use Team Snap and also "replies all" to team email
5. Must think your DD will get a full ride to a D1 school
Bonus points UCLA, USC or Stanford
chargerfan
GOLD
Breaking news...CSL has rejected girls DPL but the Golden Valley Soccer League out of Bako has stepped in to fill the void.
*** HOT of the PRESS ****
NEW PLAYER LEAGUE —KICKS OFF Extending the Player Pool, Youth Soccer Clubs in the Southwest Announce New Girls Development Unicorn Division (DUD)
Bakersfield, April 26, 2017, — Working together to benefit player development in the Southwest — a known hot bed of youth soccer talent — anybody that wants to play can sign up for the Development Unicorn (DUD) Division starting today.
The Development Unicorn League (DUD) will be the platform for the extended player pool for anybody that wants to play and can afford the high fees, tall tells, travel to/from bakersfield, LA, SD, or where ever teams sign up. The new division will focus on having fun at the games , food trucks, and eating creating a pathway for players to progress, develop and be identified creating a seamless bridge between real life and soccer.
There will be food trucks at every game and Milk Duds have signed on as the primary sponsor and yes the unicorn patch and soccer balls will be available from vendors in the parking lots along with corn, nachos, and other assorted comfort foods, at the showcase there will be jumpers and water play for the kids. Please support our sponsors
I assumed it would be sponsored by kool aid
chargerfan
GOLD
Parents must be able to fund one international trip per year starting at u8.
Also, will there be a Pre-DUD, or DUDII that has the same benefits, except for all the actual benefits. So, like, one or two of the benefits.
How could I forget the trips?! Ugh
Again bonus points for calling it "an ID CAMP" or using social media to chronicle your trip specifically locker rooms.
Double bonus points for #blessed or using the phrase "a great experience" when referring to shelling out thousands of dollars
younothat
PREMIER
about those Unicorn soccer balls, we're experiencing a slight production delay in the "manufacturing process", The overseas sweatshop they makes our knockoff balls has run into some minor legal copy cat copy type issues but we can assure you that we hope to produce the finest 2nd quality blemished balls available in the southwest after we pay off some more people.
In the meantime consider these advtangates of DUD
Unicorns don't judge people and always lend a helping hand.
From our vendors, some updates:
Subway will be recognizing the "sub" of the game voted on my the judges and online audience. 555-1212 to vote for your favorite unicorn player(s)
All "subs of the day" will come back for the year end sub off in Las Vegas. All subs of the game get a commemorative sub atom unicorn medal, kind of hard to see at times but if you get a glimpse its life changing.
One lucky player will win the converted "sub of the year" award and the all expense trip to Milford, CT to play in the international Sub Cup.
Stardrinks will provide DUD with the beta release of the Unicorn Frappe powdered energy drink and the go fast unicorn game time "Vitamins". Still in the testing phases but we hope to get sanctioned soon for the 70grams of sugar & 100mg of Caffeine with the rainbow fairy dust mixed in.
We did consider kool-aid but unicorns already Poop Rainbows.
DUD has some special Unicorn rules to help player development also:
Unlimited roster size but all players must reside on a bench when not playing with the unicorn pin-ey, no row stacking please but stringing multiple benches strung together down the sideline is fine.
Unlimited subs with reentry, starters can only play 45 min max per game, no reentry. Unicorns has Psychic Powers so they will sub themselves, no coach needed.
In the meantime consider these advtangates of DUD
Unicorns don't judge people and always lend a helping hand.
From our vendors, some updates:
Subway will be recognizing the "sub" of the game voted on my the judges and online audience. 555-1212 to vote for your favorite unicorn player(s)
All "subs of the day" will come back for the year end sub off in Las Vegas. All subs of the game get a commemorative sub atom unicorn medal, kind of hard to see at times but if you get a glimpse its life changing.
One lucky player will win the converted "sub of the year" award and the all expense trip to Milford, CT to play in the international Sub Cup.
Stardrinks will provide DUD with the beta release of the Unicorn Frappe powdered energy drink and the go fast unicorn game time "Vitamins". Still in the testing phases but we hope to get sanctioned soon for the 70grams of sugar & 100mg of Caffeine with the rainbow fairy dust mixed in.
We did consider kool-aid but unicorns already Poop Rainbows.
DUD has some special Unicorn rules to help player development also:
Unlimited roster size but all players must reside on a bench when not playing with the unicorn pin-ey, no row stacking please but stringing multiple benches strung together down the sideline is fine.
Unlimited subs with reentry, starters can only play 45 min max per game, no reentry. Unicorns has Psychic Powers so they will sub themselves, no coach needed.
Again I missed the mark- totally accurate.
I think it's also important to say that during a tryout or some type of camp the parent has to use phrases like :
"Everyone wants her"
"We were offered a full scholarship at Surf/Blues/Slammers but decided to stay here"
"Insert coach name.. calls me every week to ask how she is"
Basically anything that is totally bull but totally unprovable whether or not it actually happened
I think it's also important to say that during a tryout or some type of camp the parent has to use phrases like :
"Everyone wants her"
"We were offered a full scholarship at Surf/Blues/Slammers but decided to stay here"
"Insert coach name.. calls me every week to ask how she is"
Basically anything that is totally bull but totally unprovable whether or not it actually happened
chargerfan
GOLD
about those Unicorn soccer balls, we're experiencing a slight production delay in the "manufacturing process", The overseas sweatshop they makes our knockoff balls has run into some minor legal copy cat copy type issues but we can assure you that we hope to produce the finest 2nd quality blemished balls available in the southwest after we pay off some more people.
In the meantime consider these advtangates of DUD
Unicorns don't judge people and always lend a helping hand.
From our vendors, some updates:
Subway will be recognizing the "sub" of the game voted on my the judges and online audience. 555-1212 to vote for your favorite unicorn player(s)
All "subs of the day" will come back for the year end sub off in Las Vegas. All subs of the game get a commemorative sub atom unicorn medal, kind of hard to see at times but if you get a glimpse its life changing.
One lucky player will win the converted "sub of the year" award and the all expense trip to Milford, CT to play in the international Sub Cup.
Stardrinks will provide DUD with the beta release of the Unicorn Frappe powdered energy drink and the go fast unicorn game time "Vitamins". Still in the testing phases but we hope to get sanctioned soon for the 70grams of sugar & 100mg of Caffeine with the rainbow fairy dust mixed in.
We did consider kool-aid but unicorns already Poop Rainbows.
DUD has some special Unicorn rules to help player development also:
Unlimited roster size but all players must reside on a bench when not playing with the unicorn pin-ey, no row stacking please but stringing multiple benches strung together down the sideline is fine.
Unlimited subs with reentry, starters can only play 45 min max per game, no reentry. Unicorns has Psychic Powers so they will sub themselves, no coach needed.
A few questions:
1. Do the headband selfies automatically upload to Instagram with a cool caption and guarantee upwards of 400 likes?
2. Do they also upload to parents insta/fb accounts with #blessed or #chasingthedream
3. Will the coach have an accent? English preferable, German or Italian ok. And will he make sure to always look "European" with his full track suit.
4. For those DDs that can't trap a ball or shoot on frame, are there opportunities for priv lessons with coach for the chance for them to sit the bench? Some people just want the cool uniform and bragging rights.
5. Obviously, IS THERE A PATCH??
younothat
PREMIER
1 &2. We're working with 3rd party vendors for the special filters and effects before the uploads happen. Yes each club can have there own 3d tags and customer filter; everybody in unicorn land looks good, so no worries. Those headbands are really special, forgot to mention they also monitor o2 levels, heart rate, temperature. The sensor glows solid red when the rereading exceed the unicorn standards.
3. No track suit's, We're looking into a line of mid-evil traditional wear for the coaches, refs, and management. All DUD coaches are required to wear the robin hood hats while coaching.
We're a sanctuary division so no coaching license need just need to swear by the unicorn code.
4. If players have trouble playing a ball, no worries unicorns don't judge sitting on the beach is fun In DUD, girls just have to remember to be themselfs unless they can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
5. Patches are so passe DUD will use 3d Henna tattoo instead. No ID cards or birth certs needed in DUD, instead all players are required to have there unique Unicorn name tat complete with the QR bar code on top of there left hand for all games. Refs will scan them to check in players before the games. There will DIY home kits sold for players or you can also find one of our push cart vendors in the parking lots before the game and they can airbush the tats on for you.
