ALL Star Camp Itinerary and ALL Star Game coaches named going to be a Cold summer

[Hodari]

Its going to Be a Cruel SUMMER, Come improve at the only flight one camp.

 

[paytoplayisgood]

Its going to Be a Cruel SUMMER, Come improve at the only flight one camp.

why is this summer going to be cruel? Also there is no such thing as a flight one camp

 

[rainbow_unicorn]

15 minute lunch break

 

[Hodari]

15 minute lunch break

Yes on Thursday we have a short lunch we are teaching Dark arts on that day.

 

[oh canada]

this a Blues-centric event? Where are the sessions for "playing effective kickball", "how to foul and not get a yellow", "dealing with a coach who constantly yells", and "how to survive your way-too-invested parent"?

 

[dad4]

this a Blues-centric event? Where are the sessions for "playing effective kickball", "how to foul and not get a yellow", "dealing with a coach who constantly yells", and "how to survive your way-too-invested parent"?

I suspect “Dark Arts” teaches how to foul and not get caught.

Not at all what the sport needs. We already have a serious injury problem in teenage girls soccer. No need to make it worse by encouraging 11 and 12 year olds to play like Bellatrix Lestrange.

 

[paytoplayisgood]

Yes on Thursday we have a short lunch we are teaching Dark arts on that day.

is this a joke? dark arts? what is that?

 

[timbuck]

I hope it means things like:
Slowing the game down when winning (dribbling the ball into a corner and/or whacking it into the parking lot)
How to perform on a hot day (also slowing the game a little. but also includes more possession)
Finding the weakest player on the opposing team and using it to your advantage
Protecting your GK
Subtle ways to grab a jersey

 

[zebrafish]

Re: Dark arts

That is just kind of sad, honestly. People who coach things that fall under the category of "dark arts" with a wink/wink/nod/nod should really not be involved in the game.

 

[Chalklines]

is this a joke? dark arts? what is that?

Dark arts are for the dad's. It's sword fighting behind the mini van and a game of ring toss Howard Stern style with all your daughters medals so come prepared.