Alexi Lalas’ Comedy Saugage
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Was that after a rare win? . . . it's taken the USMNT over two years to score 13 goals, just saying.
He hasn't played in USA kit for 20 years or so, and his last play-for-play game in MLS was in 2003.
Nonononono
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Wasn't aware...Imagine that.
Still degrading....and Still reflects on the CURRENT Team.....
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Aware, just making a point . . . they still aren't that competitive.
At this stage he is recognizable and marketable, unlike Landon Donavan, who was a much better player but not TV material. LD might hope for a college coaching job somewhere to retire on.
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Yeah, ha ha, you mean the sucker city guy?
Here's to the " Hope " that your " Solo " rants do not
affect the cooking of " Meat " over the July 4th celebrations
while the " Flaps " you call lips on your face assail someone
in person because the audience on this Forum has tired of
the 3rd grade caricatures of individuals who easily live in
your head.....
Nonononono
PREMIER
Nonononono
PREMIER
You are a disgusting fat body, Private numbnuts.
"You goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that
you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!
Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't you?"
Well Bob....?
Nonononono
PREMIER
You know what makes me sad? You do! Maybe we should chug on over to namby-pamby land, where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, ya jackwagon!
"You see, my mule don't like people laughing.
He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him.
Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to,
I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."