Come join our amazing new club....

We are looking for impact players. Current needs include a GK, Center Back, Holding Mid, Attacking mid, Wingers and an effective striker.

We offer professional coaches. And by professional, we mean that they get paid.
Their qualifications include:
  • Watching EPL and La Liga games every Saturday morning.
  • Using the following words during games: Quality. Unlucky. Keep the ball. Send it. Find feet. Connect. Come on ref.
  • Knowing how to properly pronounce: Ajax and Pulisic
  • A collection of Nike and Adidas gear from the 4 clubs they've worked for in the past 10 years.
  • They once had a player at a tryout that is playing D1 soccer on a partial scholarship
What you can expect at training sessions:
  • Lots of scrimmage time
  • Coach will only be on his phone during warm ups, water breaks and while the team is doing wind sprints.
The Club offers a pathway to development that is provided by a proven methodology backed by the ever changing US Soccer training philosophies coupled with an English or Spanish accent.
We promise that there will be no more than 8 teams on a full sized field during your 2 weekly practice sessions. Fields may consist of grass, dirt, mud, turf or gopher holes. Each team should have a goal to use. It may be a full sized goal. It may be broken. It may be rusty. It may have a net that is completely attached.
We won't know what league we are playing in until sometime in August. The league will definitely have at least 2 of the following letters in it: S, A, D, L, P. Travel may be limited to states West of the Mississippi and teams may be required to travel by bus, train, airplane or bicycle.

The cost to play varies based on your kids ability, the car you drive, how tall and/or attractive the parents are and whether or not you are coming from a competing club that we don't like.

We will have various teams at each age group. If you want to move up to a higher flighted team, you are better off moving to another club. Our highest ranked team is made up of players that we have poached over the years.

If you are hoping to play on our United States Development Academy Team, then high school soccer sucks and is terrible. If you will not be on our DA team, then high school soccer is great. Many of our highly qualified coaches are also coaching at the local high schools.

We offer additional practice sessions at an additional cost. Please bring cash in an unmarked paper bag and place it near the trash can that is located near the coaches duffel bag.

You will sign an agreement that states you will be with the club until State Cup is completed in February. However, we will have tryouts in December to determine what the teams will look like the following year. You should attend your prior teams practice until State Cup, but it is highly recommended that you also attend your new team's practice as well.

Our overall club dues are low, but you will be required to purchase the following clothing items from our vendor: 2 practice jerseys, 3 game jerseys, 2 practice shorts, 2 game shorts, 2 warm up jerseys, 4 practice pinnies, 18 pairs of socks, a sweatshirt, headband, shoelaces, a bumper sticker for 4 family members, a team water bottle, a long sleeve undershirt in 3 colors to match the game jerseys, a futsal jersey, futsal shoes and a soccer ball. All items are the property of the club and if you leave, you will be required to turn them over within 24 hours. If we catch you at another clubs tryouts, we will cut holes in each item. The uniform kit is supposed to last 2 years. But we change our logo, supplier and/or club affiliation frequently. So you may be required to purchase all items 2x per year.

Come and check out our open training session, join a practice, attend a tryout, email us some game film. We also accept letters from parents that state "My kid is the best player in the county. She's just never been given the chance to shine on her other team."
 
We are looking for impact players. Current needs include a GK, Center Back, Holding Mid, Attacking mid, Wingers and an effective striker.

We offer professional coaches. And by professional, we mean that they get paid.
Their qualifications include:
  • Watching EPL and La Liga games every Saturday morning.
  • Using the following words during games: Quality. Unlucky. Keep the ball. Send it. Find feet. Connect. Come on ref.
  • Knowing how to properly pronounce: Ajax and Pulisic
  • A collection of Nike and Adidas gear from the 4 clubs they've worked for in the past 10 years.
  • They once had a player at a tryout that is playing D1 soccer on a partial scholarship
What you can expect at training sessions:
  • Lots of scrimmage time
  • Coach will only be on his phone during warm ups, water breaks and while the team is doing wind sprints.
The Club offers a pathway to development that is provided by a proven methodology backed by the ever changing US Soccer training philosophies coupled with an English or Spanish accent.
We promise that there will be no more than 8 teams on a full sized field during your 2 weekly practice sessions. Fields may consist of grass, dirt, mud, turf or gopher holes. Each team should have a goal to use. It may be a full sized goal. It may be broken. It may be rusty. It may have a net that is completely attached.
We won't know what league we are playing in until sometime in August. The league will definitely have at least 2 of the following letters in it: S, A, D, L, P. Travel may be limited to states West of the Mississippi and teams may be required to travel by bus, train, airplane or bicycle.

The cost to play varies based on your kids ability, the car you drive, how tall and/or attractive the parents are and whether or not you are coming from a competing club that we don't like.

We will have various teams at each age group. If you want to move up to a higher flighted team, you are better off moving to another club. Our highest ranked team is made up of players that we have poached over the years.

If you are hoping to play on our United States Development Academy Team, then high school soccer sucks and is terrible. If you will not be on our DA team, then high school soccer is great. Many of our highly qualified coaches are also coaching at the local high schools.

We offer additional practice sessions at an additional cost. Please bring cash in an unmarked paper bag and place it near the trash can that is located near the coaches duffel bag.

You will sign an agreement that states you will be with the club until State Cup is completed in February. However, we will have tryouts in December to determine what the teams will look like the following year. You should attend your prior teams practice until State Cup, but it is highly recommended that you also attend your new team's practice as well.

Our overall club dues are low, but you will be required to purchase the following clothing items from our vendor: 2 practice jerseys, 3 game jerseys, 2 practice shorts, 2 game shorts, 2 warm up jerseys, 4 practice pinnies, 18 pairs of socks, a sweatshirt, headband, shoelaces, a bumper sticker for 4 family members, a team water bottle, a long sleeve undershirt in 3 colors to match the game jerseys, a futsal jersey, futsal shoes and a soccer ball. All items are the property of the club and if you leave, you will be required to turn them over within 24 hours. If we catch you at another clubs tryouts, we will cut holes in each item. The uniform kit is supposed to last 2 years. But we change our logo, supplier and/or club affiliation frequently. So you may be required to purchase all items 2x per year.

Come and check out our open training session, join a practice, attend a tryout, email us some game film. We also accept letters from parents that state "My kid is the best player in the county. She's just never been given the chance to shine on her other team."
What color are the uniforms?
 
We are looking for impact players. Current needs include a GK, Center Back, Holding Mid, Attacking mid, Wingers and an effective striker.

We offer professional coaches. And by professional, we mean that they get paid.
Their qualifications include:
  • Watching EPL and La Liga games every Saturday morning.
  • Using the following words during games: Quality. Unlucky. Keep the ball. Send it. Find feet. Connect. Come on ref.
  • Knowing how to properly pronounce: Ajax and Pulisic
  • A collection of Nike and Adidas gear from the 4 clubs they've worked for in the past 10 years.
  • They once had a player at a tryout that is playing D1 soccer on a partial scholarship
What you can expect at training sessions:
  • Lots of scrimmage time
  • Coach will only be on his phone during warm ups, water breaks and while the team is doing wind sprints.
The Club offers a pathway to development that is provided by a proven methodology backed by the ever changing US Soccer training philosophies coupled with an English or Spanish accent.
We promise that there will be no more than 8 teams on a full sized field during your 2 weekly practice sessions. Fields may consist of grass, dirt, mud, turf or gopher holes. Each team should have a goal to use. It may be a full sized goal. It may be broken. It may be rusty. It may have a net that is completely attached.
We won't know what league we are playing in until sometime in August. The league will definitely have at least 2 of the following letters in it: S, A, D, L, P. Travel may be limited to states West of the Mississippi and teams may be required to travel by bus, train, airplane or bicycle.

The cost to play varies based on your kids ability, the car you drive, how tall and/or attractive the parents are and whether or not you are coming from a competing club that we don't like.

We will have various teams at each age group. If you want to move up to a higher flighted team, you are better off moving to another club. Our highest ranked team is made up of players that we have poached over the years.

If you are hoping to play on our United States Development Academy Team, then high school soccer sucks and is terrible. If you will not be on our DA team, then high school soccer is great. Many of our highly qualified coaches are also coaching at the local high schools.

We offer additional practice sessions at an additional cost. Please bring cash in an unmarked paper bag and place it near the trash can that is located near the coaches duffel bag.

You will sign an agreement that states you will be with the club until State Cup is completed in February. However, we will have tryouts in December to determine what the teams will look like the following year. You should attend your prior teams practice until State Cup, but it is highly recommended that you also attend your new team's practice as well.

Our overall club dues are low, but you will be required to purchase the following clothing items from our vendor: 2 practice jerseys, 3 game jerseys, 2 practice shorts, 2 game shorts, 2 warm up jerseys, 4 practice pinnies, 18 pairs of socks, a sweatshirt, headband, shoelaces, a bumper sticker for 4 family members, a team water bottle, a long sleeve undershirt in 3 colors to match the game jerseys, a futsal jersey, futsal shoes and a soccer ball. All items are the property of the club and if you leave, you will be required to turn them over within 24 hours. If we catch you at another clubs tryouts, we will cut holes in each item. The uniform kit is supposed to last 2 years. But we change our logo, supplier and/or club affiliation frequently. So you may be required to purchase all items 2x per year.

Come and check out our open training session, join a practice, attend a tryout, email us some game film. We also accept letters from parents that state "My kid is the best player in the county. She's just never been given the chance to shine on her other team."

Do you have any openings for coaches? I have over 40 years experience on the sideline.
 
Do you have any openings for coaches? I have over 40 years experience on the sideline.
you can coach but only if you bring over at least 18 new kids. if you bring over 5 new teams, you can get the title of Director of Specialized Super Special Training / Head Of Marketing & Sales
 
Is adding "Surf" to the club name good enough?
im not opposed to the idea, but cant commit unless we know the online training content is at a super awesome pro level. would need a link with username and password to preview the the super awesome drills the kids would be learning
 
probably the best post I've read since joining this forum. A lot of it is a very accurate portrayal of the club soccer environment...that's the frightening thing! :eek:
 
We are looking for impact players. Current needs include a GK, Center Back, Holding Mid, Attacking mid, Wingers and an effective striker.

We offer professional coaches. And by professional, we mean that they get paid.
Their qualifications include:
  • Watching EPL and La Liga games every Saturday morning.
  • Using the following words during games: Quality. Unlucky. Keep the ball. Send it. Find feet. Connect. Come on ref.
  • Knowing how to properly pronounce: Ajax and Pulisic
  • A collection of Nike and Adidas gear from the 4 clubs they've worked for in the past 10 years.
  • They once had a player at a tryout that is playing D1 soccer on a partial scholarship
What you can expect at training sessions:
  • Lots of scrimmage time
  • Coach will only be on his phone during warm ups, water breaks and while the team is doing wind sprints.
The Club offers a pathway to development that is provided by a proven methodology backed by the ever changing US Soccer training philosophies coupled with an English or Spanish accent.
We promise that there will be no more than 8 teams on a full sized field during your 2 weekly practice sessions. Fields may consist of grass, dirt, mud, turf or gopher holes. Each team should have a goal to use. It may be a full sized goal. It may be broken. It may be rusty. It may have a net that is completely attached.
We won't know what league we are playing in until sometime in August. The league will definitely have at least 2 of the following letters in it: S, A, D, L, P. Travel may be limited to states West of the Mississippi and teams may be required to travel by bus, train, airplane or bicycle.

The cost to play varies based on your kids ability, the car you drive, how tall and/or attractive the parents are and whether or not you are coming from a competing club that we don't like.

We will have various teams at each age group. If you want to move up to a higher flighted team, you are better off moving to another club. Our highest ranked team is made up of players that we have poached over the years.

If you are hoping to play on our United States Development Academy Team, then high school soccer sucks and is terrible. If you will not be on our DA team, then high school soccer is great. Many of our highly qualified coaches are also coaching at the local high schools.

We offer additional practice sessions at an additional cost. Please bring cash in an unmarked paper bag and place it near the trash can that is located near the coaches duffel bag.

You will sign an agreement that states you will be with the club until State Cup is completed in February. However, we will have tryouts in December to determine what the teams will look like the following year. You should attend your prior teams practice until State Cup, but it is highly recommended that you also attend your new team's practice as well.

Our overall club dues are low, but you will be required to purchase the following clothing items from our vendor: 2 practice jerseys, 3 game jerseys, 2 practice shorts, 2 game shorts, 2 warm up jerseys, 4 practice pinnies, 18 pairs of socks, a sweatshirt, headband, shoelaces, a bumper sticker for 4 family members, a team water bottle, a long sleeve undershirt in 3 colors to match the game jerseys, a futsal jersey, futsal shoes and a soccer ball. All items are the property of the club and if you leave, you will be required to turn them over within 24 hours. If we catch you at another clubs tryouts, we will cut holes in each item. The uniform kit is supposed to last 2 years. But we change our logo, supplier and/or club affiliation frequently. So you may be required to purchase all items 2x per year.

Come and check out our open training session, join a practice, attend a tryout, email us some game film. We also accept letters from parents that state "My kid is the best player in the county. She's just never been given the chance to shine on her other team."

You had me at "pathway". I have a question though...how many raffle tickets do I have to sell for the DOC's, I mean the Club's, fundraiser?
 
You had me at "pathway". I have a question though...how many raffle tickets do I have to sell for the DOC's, I mean the Club's, fundraiser?
Each player is required to sell 10. Plus each team has to sponsor a hole for $500. And we are looking for corporate sponsors too.
If your player sells 20 tickets, donates a gift basket, the team has at least 10 golfers and you buy the coach a Coors Light on the course- Then the club will provide one additional pin for your players backpack.
 
We are looking for impact players. Current needs include a GK, Center Back, Holding Mid, Attacking mid, Wingers and an effective striker.

We offer professional coaches. And by professional, we mean that they get paid.
Their qualifications include:
  • Watching EPL and La Liga games every Saturday morning.
  • Using the following words during games: Quality. Unlucky. Keep the ball. Send it. Find feet. Connect. Come on ref.
  • Knowing how to properly pronounce: Ajax and Pulisic
  • A collection of Nike and Adidas gear from the 4 clubs they've worked for in the past 10 years.
  • They once had a player at a tryout that is playing D1 soccer on a partial scholarship
What you can expect at training sessions:
  • Lots of scrimmage time
  • Coach will only be on his phone during warm ups, water breaks and while the team is doing wind sprints.
The Club offers a pathway to development that is provided by a proven methodology backed by the ever changing US Soccer training philosophies coupled with an English or Spanish accent.
We promise that there will be no more than 8 teams on a full sized field during your 2 weekly practice sessions. Fields may consist of grass, dirt, mud, turf or gopher holes. Each team should have a goal to use. It may be a full sized goal. It may be broken. It may be rusty. It may have a net that is completely attached.
We won't know what league we are playing in until sometime in August. The league will definitely have at least 2 of the following letters in it: S, A, D, L, P. Travel may be limited to states West of the Mississippi and teams may be required to travel by bus, train, airplane or bicycle.

The cost to play varies based on your kids ability, the car you drive, how tall and/or attractive the parents are and whether or not you are coming from a competing club that we don't like.

We will have various teams at each age group. If you want to move up to a higher flighted team, you are better off moving to another club. Our highest ranked team is made up of players that we have poached over the years.

If you are hoping to play on our United States Development Academy Team, then high school soccer sucks and is terrible. If you will not be on our DA team, then high school soccer is great. Many of our highly qualified coaches are also coaching at the local high schools.

We offer additional practice sessions at an additional cost. Please bring cash in an unmarked paper bag and place it near the trash can that is located near the coaches duffel bag.

You will sign an agreement that states you will be with the club until State Cup is completed in February. However, we will have tryouts in December to determine what the teams will look like the following year. You should attend your prior teams practice until State Cup, but it is highly recommended that you also attend your new team's practice as well.

Our overall club dues are low, but you will be required to purchase the following clothing items from our vendor: 2 practice jerseys, 3 game jerseys, 2 practice shorts, 2 game shorts, 2 warm up jerseys, 4 practice pinnies, 18 pairs of socks, a sweatshirt, headband, shoelaces, a bumper sticker for 4 family members, a team water bottle, a long sleeve undershirt in 3 colors to match the game jerseys, a futsal jersey, futsal shoes and a soccer ball. All items are the property of the club and if you leave, you will be required to turn them over within 24 hours. If we catch you at another clubs tryouts, we will cut holes in each item. The uniform kit is supposed to last 2 years. But we change our logo, supplier and/or club affiliation frequently. So you may be required to purchase all items 2x per year.

Come and check out our open training session, join a practice, attend a tryout, email us some game film. We also accept letters from parents that state "My kid is the best player in the county. She's just never been given the chance to shine on her other team."
Haha, this sounds shitty. This also sounds like every club we’ve been to so far. You didn’t even touch on the mandatory unpaid hours we have to work at the clubs tournaments. Or the ridiculous fundraiser so the coaches and doc can drink and play golf both great selling points. Sign me up for another year please!
 
Each player is required to sell 10. Plus each team has to sponsor a hole for $500. And we are looking for corporate sponsors too.
If your player sells 20 tickets, donates a gift basket, the team has at least 10 golfers and you buy the coach a Coors Light on the course- Then the club will provide one additional pin for your players backpack.

One more question. Are the lights from the tennis courts strong enough to at least dimly light a portion of the practice field? or if they aren't, how bad is the carbon monoxide from the portable generator lights?
 
One more question. Are the lights from the tennis courts strong enough to at least dimly light a portion of the practice field? or if they aren't, how bad is the carbon monoxide from the portable generator lights?
If you have a large truck or SUV, we would appreciate if you could park close to the field and leave your lights on. It is optional for players to purchase a club provided head lamp for 9:00 pm practice on Friday for your 7 year old.
 
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