Willie Wonka and SoCal soccer

The beautiful Fjords and short pudgy blond smurf smarting and angerly awaiting something to blast off about.

Many have missed the point and focus on the least important aspect, the backseat for playing time roulette. Drawn like flies to the sh*t.

Surely some parent gets it from one of those flight 2 and 3 “super teams” that will win state cup!
Please do educate the rest of us.....
 
The beautiful Fjords and short pudgy blond smurf smarting and angerly awaiting something to blast off about.

Many have missed the point and focus on the least important aspect, the backseat for playing time roulette. Drawn like flies to the sh*t.

Surely some parent gets it from one of those flight 2 and 3 “super teams” that will win state cup!
Please do educate the rest of us.....
Little slip up last night? Using Fjord in your post. Only place I have seen that word recently would be from GoldenFjord and I would not want to be associated with that person. What happened? A coconut hit you on the head?
 
Ohh Really !?!,

How did you know I have coconuts?
I think they have a new sandwich at Starbucks named after you.
Do you pay your club dues with your credit card?
There is another merger coming and the wiseguys will be able to raise your dues again and schedule 3 trips per year to Vegas so you can pay for 3 of their vacations!
 
Ohh Really !?!,

How did you know I have coconuts?
I think they have a new sandwich at Starbucks named after you.
Do you pay your club dues with your credit card?
There is another merger coming and the wiseguys will be able to raise your dues again and schedule 3 trips per year to Vegas so you can pay for 3 of their vacations!

Malicious
Egocentric
Garbage

Cool?
 
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The original Willie Wonka with Gene Wilder is a classic adaptation of Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory novel

The rags to rich's story of a poor hard working kind hearted kid making his dreams come true, finding his golden ticket and making the most of his opportunity for his family and himself.

Has some youth soccer parallels, but we won't talk about the other golden ticket finders who buy there way in for the most part and fail miserably due to profound weaknesses of character.

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The rags to rich's story of a poor hard working kind hearted kid making his dreams come true, finding his golden ticket and making the most of his opportunity for his family and himself




Nah man. You totally miss the point of the story. If you look at it from the Oompah Loompah's point of view, it's the story of greed, oppression and corruption. Here you have a man who removes the poor Oompah Loompah's from their native habitat, and then forces them not only to work for his factory but as his personal slaves. You have a man who is a greedy capitalist, who makes his profits by addicting kids to sugar. You have a man who isn't above using trickery against children. And the worst thing is rather than turn over the factory to his servants, he instead corrupts a young boy and tries to bring him into his twisted life style. He doesn't even pick kids who are already corrupted, insisting on getting an innocent he can twist and control Hmmm....maybe it is like Socal Soccer?..... J/K o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
 
Nah man. You totally miss the point of the story. If you look at it from the Oompah Loompah's point of view, it's the story of greed, oppression and corruption. Here you have a man who removes the poor Oompah Loompah's from their native habitat, and then forces them not only to work for his factory but as his personal slaves. You have a man who is a greedy capitalist, who makes his profits by addicting kids to sugar. You have a man who isn't above using trickery against children. And the worst thing is rather than turn over the factory to his servants, he instead corrupts a young boy and tries to bring him into his twisted life style. He doesn't even pick kids who are already corrupted, insisting on getting an innocent he can twist and control Hmmm....maybe it is like Socal Soccer?..... J/K o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
I think I need to watch this movie again. All I remember was some girl turning purple and a bunch of candy with some singing little orange people.
 
Nah man. You totally miss the point of the story. If you look at it from the Oompah Loompah's point of view, it's the story of greed, oppression and corruption. Here you have a man who removes the poor Oompah Loompah's from their native habitat, and then forces them not only to work for his factory but as his personal slaves. You have a man who is a greedy capitalist, who makes his profits by addicting kids to sugar. You have a man who isn't above using trickery against children. And the worst thing is rather than turn over the factory to his servants, he instead corrupts a young boy and tries to bring him into his twisted life style. He doesn't even pick kids who are already corrupted, insisting on getting an innocent he can twist and control Hmmm....maybe it is like Socal Soccer?..... J/K o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O

Awesome, the story is told from charlies pov buy yeah I could see these interpretations from adults but seeing this as a kid i didn't know of such things.

Willy's dad the dentist could be any overbearing parent, as a kid easy to relate to him rebelling and going "all in" on candy.
 
How about I just hire a $100 hooker to service the coach and DOC a couple times and that will cover my club fees. $400 for a hooker is a lot cheaper than $2000 in club fees.
Not to mention all the blackmail material you have if your kid doesn't get ample playing time!
 
This is funny, at least some of it.
The candy man at the chocolate factory seems a bit lite in the loafers in that picture.

Really !?!, there seems to be some history. Is that goldenfjord an old friend? Do you know this lagerfield person?
 
Nah man. You totally miss the point of the story. If you look at it from the Oompah Loompah's point of view, it's the story of greed, oppression and corruption. Here you have a man who removes the poor Oompah Loompah's from their native habitat, and then forces them not only to work for his factory but as his personal slaves. You have a man who is a greedy capitalist, who makes his profits by addicting kids to sugar. You have a man who isn't above using trickery against children. And the worst thing is rather than turn over the factory to his servants, he instead corrupts a young boy and tries to bring him into his twisted life style. He doesn't even pick kids who are already corrupted, insisting on getting an innocent he can twist and control Hmmm....maybe it is like Socal Soccer?..... J/K o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O

Well done!

Capitalism at work, Willy fires his local workers due to suspicion of recipe thief & replaces them with the foreign OompaLoompas.

They are paid not with money like the former workers but in cocoa beans. Oompa Loompas were coerced into living in perpetual servitude to prevent starvation.

In the book they where smuggled out of Africa in crates, so not PC by any means. In the movie not to offend the Oompa-Loompas where changed from their original depictions as black Pygmy people from Africa to orange skin w/ green hair and come from Loompaland instead of Africa.

I was fascinated by this book when I was a teen and the movie blew me away.

NWS & kids please don't play but for the rest, cliff notes:



I’m cheap. Can I use the same hooker and save $300?

Sloppy seconds, pass
 
How about I just hire a $100 hooker to service the coach and DOC a couple times and that will cover my club fees. $400 for a hooker is a lot cheaper than $2000 in club fees.
Does this also work to bribe refs? Call me we can work
something out.
 
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