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332-95-1: House votes to kill Al Green’s impeachment resolution

ALLAHPUNDIT Posted at 6:41 pm on July 17, 2019

Trump is off his Twitter game. The vote finished about five minutes ago as I write this and he still isn’t gloating about it on social media.

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Another day, another reminder that Pelosi’s struggling to control her caucus. And for nothing, really: It sounds like Al Green wasn’t even trying to make the sale to wary Dems with his impeachment resolution. If you’re going to force a vote, at least pack it full of lefty grievances about POTUS — obstruction of justice, emoluments, sexual assault allegations, and so on. Instead Green went all-in on racism.

A country that’s had actual slaveholders as president — whom it reveres to this day — isn’t impeaching Trump over racist tweets.

But 95 Democrats signaled their support for impeachment, while 137 opposed it — a dramatic split signaling trouble ahead for a divided party.

The 332-95 vote to table the impeachment article drafted by Representative Al Green, Democrat of Texas, constituted the first action by the House since Democrats took control in January on a measure to impeach Mr. Trump, a significant move that Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California and other party leaders have toiled to avoid. By agreeing to table the article, Ms. Pelosi and the Democrats put off — at least for now — a prolonged and divisive debate over whether Mr. Trump’s conduct warrants his expulsion…

Mr. Green’s resolution makes no mention of Robert S. Mueller III’s report or other instances of possible abuses of power by the president that are being studied by the House Judiciary Committee as possible grounds for impeachment. Instead, it contains a single article that refers to the vote on Tuesday to condemn Mr. Trump’s tweets as racist, and concludes: “Donald John Trump has, by his statements, brought the high office of the president of the United States in contempt, ridicule, disgrace, and disrepute, has sown seeds of discord among the people of the United States, has demonstrated that he is unfit to be president, and has betrayed his trust as president of the United States to the manifest injury of the people of the United States, and has committed a high misdemeanor in office.”

“With all the respect in the world for Mr. Green,” Pelosi said earlier, “we have six committees who are working on following the facts in terms of any abuse of power, obstruction of justice and the rest that the president may have engaged in. That is the serious path that we are on — not that Mr. Green is not serious.” Mr. Green was not, in fact, serious. Unless the thing he was serious about was a bit of virtue-signaling for lefties.
 
Lol! You smart people are kinda emotional today.

The lyrical poets will do that to a true student of humanities, Huli Huli Boi. We are very in touch with our emotions. I read some Rumi, too. It filled my heart. So I wept.

Sorry, might be a bit off the site for the next 30 days. 10 days on a college tour back east, then two weeks on some European beaches.

I'll probably get some access now and again, so you won't miss me completely.

Hope you find your house in that time, Huli Huli Boi. Or at least save enough for some insurance. I'm sure an economical geniouz like you will figure something out.

And maybe our nice haired friend will find his man-bits. Or just keep "breathing" his little racist breaths.

Love,
Friesland.
 
The lyrical poets will do that to a true student of humanities, Huli Huli Boi. We are very in touch with our emotions. I read some Rumi, too. It filled my heart. So I wept.

Sorry, might be a bit off the site for the next 30 days. 10 days on a college tour back east, then two weeks on some European beaches.

I'll probably get some access now and again, so you won't miss me completely.

Hope you find your house in that time, Huli Huli Boi. Or at least save enough for some insurance. I'm sure an economical geniouz like you will figure something out.

And maybe our nice haired friend will find his man-bits. Or just keep "breathing" his little racist breaths.

Love,
Friesland.
Bye.
 
CBS News has a longer clip, which leads in with Ocasio-Cortez lamenting border detentions of illegally crossing kids, leaving zero doubt that it's illegals she is addressing in her syrupy statement.

It was an astonishing statement to make, effectively indoctrinating illegal alien children into thinking the U.S. somehow "belongs" to them, same as it belongs to the citizens of the country. She used an example from her childhood about how her father told her the capital "belonged" to her — a nonsensical, if understandable, statement a parent might tell a child, into extending such a declaration to anyone within U.S. borders. "It belongs to everyone," she insisted. And make no mistake: it was illegals she was talking about. At about the 2:37 mark in the CBS clip, she says she's "not surprised" that President Trump told the squad to "go back to their country" because Trump "has authorized raids, without warrants, on thousands of families across this country."

She was referring to illegal aliens who have passed through all due legal process and have ignored legal orders to leave the country.

Now it belongs to them? A statement like this effectively renounces any value of U.S. citizenship in the U.S. republic, in favor of just being here as entitling one to the right to own everything in it. And it's telling that she's using the kids as her wedge for arguing that all illegals are free to stay here as the actual owners of the U.S., with as much claim to its bounty as actual citizens.

Ocasio-Cortez alters between treacle and umbrage in her statement, attempting to seize the high ground for the cameras. Yet what she's just declared is yet another bottom dropping out as she advances her "narrative." That not only do illegals have a right to be here — alongside terrorists and anti-Americans — they actually are entitled to everything the U.S. has.

This is the statement of someone who doesn't want the U.S. to exist. She's like a top spinning out of control. No wonder Nancy Pelosi has her hands full. Ocasio-Cortez is a walking campaign ad for the Trump re-election effort.
 
The lyrical poets will do that to a true student of humanities, Huli Huli Boi. We are very in touch with our emotions. I read some Rumi, too. It filled my heart. So I wept.

Sorry, might be a bit off the site for the next 30 days. 10 days on a college tour back east, then two weeks on some European beaches.

I'll probably get some access now and again, so you won't miss me completely.

Hope you find your house in that time, Huli Huli Boi. Or at least save enough for some insurance. I'm sure an economical geniouz like you will figure something out.

And maybe our nice haired friend will find his man-bits. Or just keep "breathing" his little racist breaths.

Love,
Friesland.
Have a nice fossil fueled trip.
 
My father dropped out of high school to join USMC in 1943 and told me that he would always be a Marine, even though he served less than three years (the war ended). I have heard that same sentiment from other Marines.

However, it appears there are limits --

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/co...p-using-marine-corps-emblem-campaign-n1030826

"The Marine Corps has issued a cease-and-desist letter to Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., for using the official Corps emblem and phrase on campaign mailers that link his likely 2020 opponent and two Democratic congresswomen to terror."
 
My father dropped out of high school to join USMC in 1943 and told me that he would always be a Marine, even though he served less than three years (the war ended). I have heard that same sentiment from other Marines.

However, it appears there are limits --

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/co...p-using-marine-corps-emblem-campaign-n1030826

"The Marine Corps has issued a cease-and-desist letter to Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., for using the official Corps emblem and phrase on campaign mailers that link his likely 2020 opponent and two Democratic congresswomen to terror."
Yawn.
 
The lyrical poets will do that to a true student of humanities, Huli Huli Boi. We are very in touch with our emotions. I read some Rumi, too. It filled my heart. So I wept.

Sorry, might be a bit off the site for the next 30 days. 10 days on a college tour back east, then two weeks on some European beaches.

I'll probably get some access now and again, so you won't miss me completely.

Hope you find your house in that time, Huli Huli Boi. Or at least save enough for some insurance. I'm sure an economical geniouz like you will figure something out.

And maybe our nice haired friend will find his man-bits. Or just keep "breathing" his little racist breaths.

Love,
Friesland.
America will still be great when you get back.
#KAG.
Kill em with kindness.

signed, giver.
 
My father dropped out of high school to join USMC in 1943 and told me that he would always be a Marine, even though he served less than three years (the war ended). I have heard that same sentiment from other Marines.

However, it appears there are limits --

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/co...p-using-marine-corps-emblem-campaign-n1030826

"The Marine Corps has issued a cease-and-desist letter to Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., for using the official Corps emblem and phrase on campaign mailers that link his likely 2020 opponent and two Democratic congresswomen to terror."
Is anyone supporting Duncan Hunter?
Nobody, including his wife is on his side.
If you're trying to convince us he's a douchebag, nice work.

Even war heroes can be duplicitous bastards.
 
Is anyone supporting Duncan Hunter?
Nobody, including his wife is on his side.
If you're trying to convince us he's a douchebag, nice work.

Even war heroes can be duplicitous bastards.

I recall you said that about McCain also, and then ran away when I asked in what way he was duplicitous.
 
The crazy guy with the white stuff around his mouth.
I turn and walk away.

Its natural and logical.

It occurred to me after finishing my morning coffee that you might have been referring to when McCain got up from his deathbed and did his patriotic duty to oppose the traitor in the White House.

I'm still not sure how that fits into the definition of "duplicitous", unless you leashed organ-grinder monkeys have your own dictionaries.
 


The SDNY Just Crushed One of the Left’s Biggest Dreams

Posted at 10:18 am on July 18, 2019 by Bonchie


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FILE – This April 11, 2018 file photo shows attorney Michael Cohen in New York. President Donald Trump said Sunday, April 15, 2018, that all lawyers are now “deflated and concerned” by the FBI raid on his personal attorney Cohen’s home and office. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer, File)





Judge William H. Pauley III announced that prosecutors in the Southern District of New York revealed this development to the court in a status report, as media companies including The New York Times, Associated Press, CNN, and Dow Jones & Co. have pushed to unseal the search warrant materials related to the case. The end of the investigation likely means no additional charges will be filed against anyone, including the president.

“We are pleased that the investigation surrounding these ridiculous campaign finance allegations is now closed,” Trump’s attorney Jay Sekulow said in a statement. “We have maintained from the outset that the President never engaged in any campaign finance violation.”

And with that, the last great hope for the left to nail Trump on something criminal has breathed its last breath. There will be no Trump in handcuffs. The SDNY isn’t going to expose mountains of fraud within the Trump organization and Cohen will not be bringing anyone along with him to prison.

As an aside, I could write another entire piece about how this shows just how clueless our chattering class in the media actually are. The grand pronouncements on the cable networks, the scathing, faux intellectual editorials, and the confident claims on Twitter, all completely wrong. Again.




 
**Live Updates*** Trump Holds North Carolina Rally
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President Donald Trump will hold a Wednesday evening rally in North Carolina a day after the House passed a resolution condemning him for his “racist comments” about Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Rashida Tlaib (D-MI), Ayanna Pressley (D-MA), and Ilhan Omar (D-MN).

Trump, in Greenville, will hold what will likely be another raucous rally in a must-win 2020 state hours after the House tabled Rep. Al Green’s impeachment resolution.

Stay tuned to Breitbart News for live updates. All times eastern.



8:50 PM: Trump says there has never been a movement like the MAGA movement and “this movement is stronger now than it was three years ago.”

Trump says he loves MAGA and will keep it around but the new slogan for 2020 is “Keep America Great.”

8:45: PM: Trump says voting for Democrats in 2020 will be a vote for “radical socialism and the destruction of the American dream” and, quite frankly, the destruction of our country.
The divider in chief only goes to idiot friendly areas looking for suckers like you. If there is one thing he knows its how to con people like you with blatant demagoguery.

Again, if he wins again, America deserves it.
 
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