The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

Tweet from Rick Scott, Republican running for US Senate from Florida --

I disagree with @POTUS– an independent study said thousands were lost and Gov. Rosselló agreed. I've been to Puerto Rico 7 times & saw devastation firsthand. The loss of any life is tragic; the extent of lives lost as a result of Maria is heart wrenching. I'll continue to help PR​
 
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Tweet from Rick Scott, Republican running for US Senate from Florida --

I disagree with @POTUS– an independent study said thousands were lost and Gov. Rosselló agreed. I've been to Puerto Rico 7 times & saw devastation firsthand. The loss of any life is tragic; the extent of lives lost as a result of Maria is heart wrenching. I'll continue to help PR​
Scott’s running for US Senate in Florida, where I suppose there may be a significant Puerto Rican populous of voters.
 
He can offer free bottled water to every one of them.
Just has to figure out how to get the stash outta Puerto Rico.
You bet. Good political move. Import millions of now bacterial contaminated bottles of water for his constituents, and intended voter base. They’ll all be dead before November.
 
You bet. Good political move. Import millions of now bacterial contaminated bottles of water for his constituents, and intended voter base. They’ll all be dead before November.
. . . details, details details, not a nutter forte . . . and in his further quest to be, the most, Ricky has become nutter numero uno. Lends a new meaning to "roughing it in".
 
You bet. Good political move. Import millions of now bacterial contaminated bottles of water for his constituents, and intended voter base. They’ll all be dead before November.
Im talking about the still sealed pallets of water for the last hurricane that USA delivered, and Puerto Rico officials failed to deliver.
Should be good to go.
Why else would they hoard it?
 
Im talking about the still sealed pallets of water for the last hurricane that USA delivered, and Puerto Rico officials failed to deliver.
Should be good to go.
Why else would they hoard it?
If we could obtain just one of those year old, thin recycled plastic bottles, factory sealed which was at best purinated water*, would you honestly now, be willing to drink it’s entire contents in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on the porch of Funk and Wagnall since noon today, without any ability to receive any medical care, treatment, ambulatory services or any dilution from fresh water or other abatement sources of any description of any kind?

*It is my understanding from several experts in the field of molds, bacteria and other fungi, seriously, that the primary and near total cause of bottled water being at significant risk of contaminants is the bacterial integrity of the “clean” bottle, not the water added thereafter, where nasty bacterial contaminants go first from the ubiquitous nominal status that human digestive systems can since time immemorial fight off via white blood cells, etc., to any level of toxic and life threatening levels of contamination.

Experts in this field have consistently told me that tap water (not in Flint, MI, my addition) is a safer source of water than factory sealed water from any municipal through artesian mountain well sources.**

**a shame, frankly, that my profession and specialty therein has been one that involves learning all sorts of mundane but interesting tidbits of trivia that actually are factually accurate.

Drink up?

You may use Google to research before answering, but I must insist on our gentleman's agreement to be honest with one another on this bet.***

***Fiji Water, I’d told, is the most dangerous “bottled pure” water to expect is pure. I’m told it was likely quite wonderfully pure just before it was filled on Fiji. But the empty bottles that were unsealed, opened and sitting inside the Fiji warehouse? Then the weeks from packing, crating, container ship stacking, sailing to their port of entry to US, train and or trucked to distribution facilities in God know’s where Utah, then trucked to San Diego, then light truck delivered to your Oceanside Ralph’s? Say no more.
 
If we could obtain just one of those year old, thin recycled plastic bottles, factory sealed which was at best purinated water*, would you honestly now, be willing to drink it’s entire contents in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on the porch of Funk and Wagnall since noon today, without any ability to receive any medical care, treatment, ambulatory services or any dilution from fresh water or other abatement sources of any description of any kind?

*It is my understanding from several experts in the field of molds, bacteria and other fungi, seriously, that the primary and near total cause of bottled water being at significant risk of contaminants is the bacterial integrity of the “clean” bottle, not the water added thereafter, where nasty bacterial contaminants go first from the ubiquitous nominal status that human digestive systems can since time immemorial fight off via white blood cells, etc., to any level of toxic and life threatening levels of contamination.

Experts in this field have consistently told me that tap water (not in Flint, MI, my addition) is a safer source of water than factory sealed water from any municipal through artesian mountain well sources.**

**a shame, frankly, that my profession and specialty therein has been one that involves learning all sorts of mundane but interesting tidbits of trivia that actually are factually accurate.

Drink up?

You may use Google to research before answering, but I must insist on our gentleman's agreement to be honest with one another on this bet.***

***Fiji Water, I’d told, is the most dangerous “bottled pure” water to expect is pure. I’m told it was likely quite wonderfully pure just before it was filled on Fiji. But the empty bottles that were unsealed, opened and sitting inside the Fiji warehouse? Then the weeks from packing, crating, container ship stacking, sailing to their port of entry to US, train and or trucked to distribution facilities in God know’s where Utah, then trucked to San Diego, then light truck delivered to your Oceanside Ralph’s? Say no more.
Well I guess the dipshits in Puerto Rico should have done their fucking job and got the water where it was needed, when it was needed.
Amirite?
 
Incompetent grifters sit on the goods and point their shit stained fingers at the USA while the good water spoils on a tarmac.
Im at a loss to figure out how anyone can look a gift horse in the mouth, and then let the same horse die on a tarmac.

If thats not enough, blame the guy who sent the horse.
 
Well I guess the dipshits in Puerto Rico should have done their fucking job and got the water where it was needed, when it was needed.
Amirite?
Possibly. Recall I don’t bullshit on historic matters, unless I’m in character and being ridiculously obsequious.

Did not drivers in PR go on strike of some sort, or was it actually a question of their general inability to get from home to their trucks? And I suppose in retrospect now, what may turn out to be the complete inability via road conditions, perhaps not known then, perhaps learned from a congressional inquiry that could have taken place over the last 12 plus months, that the lines of communications of FEMA, that millions of bottles of water were on a tarmac at an airport, likely a military or regional airport, info was perhaps not available to those drivers that they ought to go to that airport, to collect and distribute the water? Yes, run-on sentence. Congressional investigation to follow.

Only eight separate “Benghazi” congressional committee inquiries I suppose could answer such inquiries.

The more pressing question, though: Have you agreed to drink the aforementioned bottled water?
 
Incompetent grifters sit on the goods and point their shit stained fingers at the USA while the good water spoils on a tarmac.
Im at a loss to figure out how anyone can look a gift horse in the mouth, and then let the same horse die on a tarmac.

If thats not enough, blame the guy who sent the horse.
I think I expressed my gift horse view. I happily accept it without any medical inquiry as to insult the giver. But a medical evaluation some time later, after the giver has departed, can lead to my having a temporary surplus of glue for sale.
 
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