The Inevitable New The Inevitable Trump Mocking Thread

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Kavanaugh Spends Evening Feeding Homeless -- Hours After Nominated To Supreme Court!
Im not gonna say, but that looks like a MAGA hat.
 
Who’s the obese bozo with that ridiculous orange spackled face and an absurd flurry of a dozen gold strands of hair 5 feet long swirled around his head, next to a former Czech prostitute that has a documented criminal immigration record of violating the specific visa terms for working in the US?
 
Who’s the obese bozo with that ridiculous orange spackled face and an absurd flurry of a dozen gold strands of hair 5 feet long swirled around his head, next to a former Czech prostitute that has a documented criminal immigration record of violating the specific visa terms for working in the US?
Easy, rat.
Nobody said anything about your mom.
 
Yeah, I was just paying you a "compliment" lol.
That’s one of those Greg Gutman jokes. Right? I’ve watched him a few times to really find what an intelligent person whose political views match his can cause one to find him funny. I just don’t see it.

I see a guy whose tradecraft is wildly discredited right wing conspiracy theories, then thinking up on the spot things that might get pitched at a comedy writers’ meeting, but are most often rejected.
 
That’s one of those Greg Gutman jokes. Right? I’ve watched him a few times to really find what an intelligent person whose political views match his can cause one to find him funny. I just don’t see it.

I see a guy whose tradecraft is wildly discredited right wing conspiracy theories, then thinking up on the spot things that might get pitched at a comedy writers’ meeting, but are most often rejected.
Are you the guy who said I obsess on how unfunny you are?
Now THAT was funny.
 
Who’s the obese bozo with that ridiculous orange spackled face and an absurd flurry of a dozen gold strands of hair 5 feet long swirled around his head, next to a former Czech prostitute that has a documented criminal immigration record of violating the specific visa terms for working in the US?
You're quite the judgmental asshole aren't ya?
You and espola seem to enjoy being priggish bores...
 
That’s one of those Greg Gutman jokes. Right? I’ve watched him a few times to really find what an intelligent person whose political views match his can cause one to find him funny. I just don’t see it.

I see a guy whose tradecraft is wildly discredited right wing conspiracy theories, then thinking up on the spot things that might get pitched at a comedy writers’ meeting, but are most often rejected.
A small amount of sophistication and less priggishness & you might someday get the humor.
 
I see this thread is dropping. It’s popular enough to get posts without my personal intervention. But since I’m here, and still in this damn waiting room for my weekly Santa Monica beach walk colon hydrotherapy session, I might as well tell yet another incontrovertible and exceedingly embarrassing personal anecdote about the local nincompoops’ hero.

The source is Ivanka. She’s told it to so many friends in NYC over the years before her creepy father ran for president. It’s really not even debatable as a false story.

He had the typical male pattern baldness. Once it stabilized to the extend his hair on the sides and lower back side of his head would not also go bald in time, he had a surgical procedure to remove the bald skin and stretch the skin with hair around the top of his head to be sewn together.

Thus no bald skin anymore. But an alarmingly weird scalp, thus he had to grow out all of his remaining hair, so as to swirl it in several directions, all with heavy hair spray along the way, each layer until all the hair was covering not only the actual cranium but feathered outward and downward that leaves no visible hairline.

That leads many to think it’s a rug. Like Hal Fishman’s hair helmet.

Ivanka relished telling friends of this, along with his use of Men’s Only hair coloring, but his impatience never allows time for the selected color to set. Leaving the golden retriever look no other human in history has had the misfortune of naturally having, let alone choosing to adopt.
 
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